Globe October 2, 2023

SON OF A GUN Rotund Sex Pistols frontman JOHNNY ROTTEN fires off at autograph seekers in London THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! BREAST DRESSED Automatic singer AUBREY O’DAY flaunts her tremendous tatas in a revealing dress — but admits she dreams of being flat-chested! HOW NASTY! Reality TV crank SIMON COWELL is not putting his best face forward! STAYING PAW-SITIVE This Is Us star MANDY MOORE is all smiles as she picks up one of her cats from a vet in California TOOTING HIS OWN HORN Windbag WOODY ALLEN, who recently wrapped his 50th film as a director, is all jazzed up to make music in Milan WILT TRIP Grey’s Anatomy doc ELLEN POMPEO looks like she can’t beat the heat in NYC!…

TV’s star morning host Robin Roberts and love Amber Laign finally tied the knot about ten months after exchanging engagement rings at a local eatery — and then eating them! Newlywed Roberts, 62, recalls she and Laign, 48, were in “a hole-in-the-wall Mexican spot” when “we took the calamari rings and we slapped them on each other’s fingers and we just proposed to one another.” The funny proposal came after 18 years of togetherness, supporting each other through bouts of breast cancer and Roberts’ life-saving 2012 bone marrow transplant. The pair wore white bridal gowns at their Sept. 8 wedding in the backyard of their home with family and friends “followed by a joyous reception. Ohhhh the dancing!!” the GMA anchor writes on social media, adding: “Honeymoon here we come.”…

POKER Face singer Lady Gaga is showing her hand as her reignited romance with Michael Polan-sky heats up — insiders tell GLOBE she wants him, wedding bells and a baby ASAP! “Michael was the one who initiated this reunion a few weeks ago, and Gaga was thrilled,” spills an insider. “But she told him to forget about it if he’s not into it for keeps this time around.” Gaga, 37, and the 44-year-old businessman were first linked in 2019 and went Instagram official as a couple in 2020. She called it quits earlier this year, but they were recently spotted together with friends in Las Vegas. “It’s tricky because they need to find their feet again, but Gaga’s set her line in the sand and told him not to waste…

POP icon Diana Ross is a firecracker at 79 and looking fantastic — and sources say the diva’s “pulling a Cher” by getting it on with much younger guys! The Supremes superstar stole the show at Beyoncé’s birthday concert in L.A. on Sept. 4 with a fiery performance, and according to a tipster, she was just as sizzling backstage. “Everyone was going gaga over her and she was eating it up, flirting with every hot guy in sight,” spills a spy. “You’d never know she was about to turn 80.” The Motown diva hasn’t had a serious romance since her 2000 divorce from second hubby Arne Naess Jr., a Norwegian businessman who died at 66 in a 2004 mountaineering accident. As GLOBE reported, sources say the Baby Love beauty set her sights on…

BREAKING his silence after 60 years, a Secret Service agent who was in the motorcade with John F. Kennedy when the president’s head was blown to bits in Dallas is blasting the official verdict of a lone wolf assassin — and now insists there were at least two shooters! Retired agent Paul Landis, who was 28 at the time of the 1963 tragedy, was specifically assigned to protect First Lady Jackie. He was riding on a car running board when the fatal shots were fired. Landis now reveals he actually found the slug known as the “magic bullet,” which Warren Commission investigators claimed passed through Kennedy and then entered and exited Texas Gov. John Connally, who was sitting in front of JFK in the presidential limo. In the new book…

FURIOUS Caitlyn Jenner booted Sophia Hutchins out of her house because her fellow sex-swapper refused to become her bedmate, squeal tattletales. A mole says the 73-year-old Olympic gold medalist gave 27-year-old Sophia “seven days” to pack up all of her junk and leave the house early last month after seven years as her roommate and sometime manager. A source blabs the former Bruce Jenner, 1976’s decathlon champ, got fed up being strung along by the sexy youngster and “tensions at the house got high. They had a massive blowout. Caitlyn really thought that eventually their relationship would develop to a romantic level. But after all these years, she just feels taken advantage of.” The three-times-divorced dad of six — including reality star daughters Kylie and Kendall Jenner — was introduced…