Globe November 7, 2022

EARNING HER STRIPES Expressive pop performer PINK claws her way through a Texas concert, but ain’t looking grrreat! MUM’S THE WORD The Voice’s GWEN STEFANI looks to put down roots — of the floral variety — in L.A. OLD SMOOTHIE Die Hard hunk BRUCE WILLIS spruces up his chrome dome at a Brentwood barbershop ICK! VAN DYKE It’s hard for legend DICK VAN DYKE to put on a happy face with a weepy red eye LOSING FACE Former Working Girl beauty MELANIE GRIFFITH is past her prime with an increaseingly wrinkled mug GIVING PAWS Entertainer DONNY OSMOND hosts a Las Vegas charity run, but the Puppy Love singer seems dog-tired!…

HOLLYWOOD heavyweight Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready to terminate bachelorhood for the second time and wed Heather Milligan, his ladylove for the past nine years, sources say. “They fit well together so naturally he wants to keep her around,” spills an insider. “Out of all the partners he’s had, Heather’s the most easygoing. She lets him be himself and laughs at his jokes and lets him smoke a cigar once in a while, which counts a long way with Arnie!” The 75-year-old Terminator icon is free again after finalizing his divorce from TV journalist Maria Shriver last year and a decade after they split. The former California governor met physical therapist Milligan, 47, in 2013 and “now that he and Maria are officially divorced, he’s clear to do what he wants, and…

LOVELORN Michelle Obama is determined to get hubby Barack to rev up the romance by hiring a love coach to reignite his mojo after her shameless flirting didn’t do the trick, sources tell GLOBE! “Michelle figures she wouldn’t have to seek attention from other guys if Barack did what he’s supposed to do, which is to make her feel like a woman, not a business partner,” spills an insider. “She’s willing to splash the cash on a professional who can tackle their problems.” The source tattles the parents of two grown girls, Malia, 24, and Sasha, 21, are dealing with “intimacy and emotional issues. They need to sit down, air their grievances and then learn how to behave without pushing each other’s buttons. “Their love life needs doctoring big-time.” The…

SPACEMAN William Shatner is still a Romeo at age 91 and spouts his original out-of-this-world poetry to woo gals, insiders say. “Sharing these compositions with the women is his greatest pleasure,” notes an insider. “They don’t understand a lot of it, but his Shakespearean voice is nice on the ears.” Back in the spring, the Star Trek legend, who went into space aboard the Blue Origin shuttle last year, performed his poems about “the fragility and vulnerability of our planet” at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. — proving his age is also no barrier when it comes to romance. “Bill can be very charming,” tattles the tipster. “He’s had a lot of single dates. He looks good for 91 and stays fit by riding his horses and walking his dogs.…

SINCE a court ruled Britney Spears is capable of running her own life, the Oops! … I Did It Again songbird’s turned bizarre, posting nudie photos and delving into spooky voodoo spells and eerie magic rituals, sources tell GLOBE. “Obviously, voodoo is a source of power in her mind,” spills an insider. “Britney’s seen the wonders magic seems to have done for self-proclaimed coven leader Paris Jackson and is now on a quest for a spiritual reset. “She’s reading up on all kinds of mystical beliefs and practices, including healing circles and casting hexes.” The 40-year-old pop princess, who sources say now keeps voodoo dolls, has claimed the people “closest” to her used dark arts to control her during a prisonlike 13-year court-ordered conservatorship. In her unreleased tune Rebellion, she…

CLEVER Cuba Gooding Jr. has squeaked by with just a slap on the wrist as he plea-bargained his way out of jail time on charges of forcible touching! A nightclub waitress had accused the disgraced Men of Honor actor, 54, of waggling his tongue down her throat in 2018 while she was trying to do her job — and the disgusted server is one of DOZENS of women who have come forward to gripe about the Oscar winner’s groping! New York City prosecutor Coleen Balbert has confirmed Cuba pleaded guilty to a lesser harassment charge and polished off six months of alcohol and behavior modification counseling as a condition of the deal — which spares the Jerry Maguire star from doing any time behind bars.…