Globe October 31, 2022

STAND-UP GUY Gutsy MICHAEL J. FOX was spotted in a wheelchair last month — but doesn’t let Parkinson’s disease keep him from walking tall at a Back to the Future reunion in NYC FACING FACTS JANE FONDA once said plastic surgery “bought” her a decade — but it looks like the Oscar winner has finally run out of time WHAT CHEW WANT Music man JOHN LEGEND is married to cookbook wiz Chrissy Teigen — but chows down on junk food when he’s on his own! WHOA NELLY! It’s time for Palomino singer MIRANDA LAMBERT to put down the feedbag — she looks as heavy as a horse! FANG-TASTIC GUY DANNY TREJO takes a break from his scenery-chewing career to catch an NFL game in L.A. STAGE FRIGHT Tiara-wearing JENNIFER TILLY…

LOVE-starved Whoopi Goldberg’s eager to return to Tinseltown to shoot her long-awaited Sister Act sequel AND to spice up her dull romantic life with some overdue man-hunting, dish insiders. “Whoopi hasn’t had a serious relationship in almost 20 years and that’s mainly because she couldn’t replicate that same excitement she had in the 1990s,” spills a spy. Sources snitch the 66-year-old Oscar-winning Ghost siren has three marriages under her belt, including a quickie union with From Dusk Till Dawn actor Lyle Trachtenberg, and flings with some of Hollywood’s top leading men like Ted Danson, Danny Glover and Timothy Dalton. While she repeatedly insists she’s “not that interested” in getting married and she’s “much happier on my own,” sources dish Whoopi’s warming to the idea of dating again. “Whoopi’s gone through periods…

COUNTRY beauty Shania Twain is in the grips of a “midlife sex surge” and is pestering hubby Frédéric Thiébaud to fire up his furnace for hot times between the sheets, tattles a source. The 57-year-old Canadian-born songbird is feeling as sexy as she looks and wants Frédéric, 51, her hubby of nearly a dozen years, “to step up his game,” snitches the insider. “It’s not that there’s anything wrong, it’s just that they’ve been married for so long, the script is the same,” the source says. “Plus, she’s in fantastic shape and still very passionate. Frédéric’s younger and should be able to keep up. “She doesn’t see anything wrong with pushing him to try a little more.” The lusty lady hooked up with the Swiss businessman after her then-hubby Robert…

CUTIE Kelly Clarkson comes off as a goody two-shoes in public, but behind closed doors she’s a racy filly who loves parading around in the buff. Sources insist the songbird and daytime talk queen is the furthest thing from a prude and while she frowns on showing skin on her album covers, in her private life, it’s a different matter! “I’m, like, a total nudist,” confesses the 40-year-old mom of River Rose, 8, and Remington, 6. Tattles an insider: “She sees no shame in it. She finds it liberating and says that it’s very relaxing to walk around in her own skin without the constriction of clothes, stockings and everything else underneath. “In her room, when the lights are low and the kids are asleep, she puts on some soft music,…

ROCK superstar Mick Jagger is notorious for bedding many of the world’s hottest gals, but a shocking new book claims the Rolling Stones frontman canoodled with dudes, too — including TWO of his bandmates! A father of eight with five different baby moms, Mick is a “bisexual icon” who also had trysts with bandmate Keith Richards and Mick Taylor, a Stones guitarist from 1969 to 1974, according to author Lesley-Ann Jones In her mind-blowing new exposé The Stone Age, Jones claims Jagger’s had a sweet tooth for guys and dishes on a singer’s claim of having a threesome with Mick and David Bowie. She says his female bedmates include ex-wife Bianca, Jerry Hall, Marianne Faithfull, Anita Pallenberg and Marsha Hunt — among many, many others. She writes Pallenberg and Faithfull…

CHRISTOPHER Meloni’s Law & Order spinoff, Organized Crime, is tanking so bad the macho muscleman is begging his SVU pal Mariska Hargitay to swoop in and rescue his show, spies tattle. Meloni, 61, reprised his popular role as Elliot Stabler when Organized Crime debuted in 2021, but season three is bombing — with a million fewer viewers than SVU and the rebooted original Law & Order. “Chris was so cocky and acting so entitled before this season, but the fans aren’t loving his show,” spills an insider. “It’s got him in a panic. He’s worried this season might be his last — and producers are pressuring him to do something about the low ratings. “His solution is simple: He wants Mariska to come in and help save his show, bring…