Globe October 17, 2022

YOU CANE DO IT! Former American Idol judge RANDY JACKSON has gone from roly-poly to rail-thin — but needs a helping hand to get around in Hollywood! DOGGONE SMITTEN Mamma Mia! beauty AMANDA SEYFRIED finds a friendly pooch impawsible to resist! HAVING BLASTOFF! Rocket Man ELTON JOHN continues his farewell tour — but he’s all keyed up to perform at the White House HOPPY HOUR Glass Onion’s KATE HUDSON is about to suck down some suds — but looks like she’s already in her cups! BANG-UP JOB Plucky SELMA BLAIR didn’t let MS keep her from DWTS — but the Hellboy hottie’s bruises prove the ballroom contest is brutal! HERE’S THE BUZZ Reality TV reject DEAN McDERMOTT — Tori Spelling’s tubby hubby — debuts a shocking shaved noggin and gray…

SYLVESTER Stallone and wife of 25 years Jennifer Flavin have called off their divorce — and sources say the Rocky hunk is breathing a sigh of relief because it’s cheaper to keep her! However, the couple’s PR flacks sent out word “they are both extremely happy” to have resolved their differences after the 54-year-old beauty filed for a divorce — which could’ve cost Sly half his $400 million fortune — two months ago. Sources claim the split was triggered by bickering over their daughters, Sophia, 26, Sistine, 24, and Scarlet, 20. “They were fighting a lot over how to manage their daughters’ careers, and let business decisions get in the way of their love for each other,” says a mole. “Look, Sly wasn’t fully convinced he and Jennifer should break…

ANTSY wannabe bride Halle Berry is still waiting for musician Van Hunt to waltz her down the aisle, and insiders fear his apparent stalling could spell doom for their love-in. “She and Van are very much in love, but she’d like something more solid and he’s not moving on it,” spills an insider. The 56-year-old Monster’s Ball Oscar winner and the 52-year-old Grammy-winning music man began dating in early 2020 and Halle’s itching for him to put a ring on it, says the insider. “It’s no secret she wants to move things to the next level and there’s only so long she’ll wait,” dishes the spy. The John Wick beauty’s three marriages — to baseball star David Justice, singer Eric Benét and actor Olivier Martinez — each crashed in less than…

HEARTTHROB Brad Pitt’s nearly twice as old as Versace supermodel Emily Ratajkowski, but that hasn’t stopped the pair from dating and triggering buzz about a steamy romance. The 58-year-old Troy hunk and 31-year-old knockout, who played Ben Affleck’s young mistress in Gone Girl, have been enjoying each other’s company. She is freshly split from producer-hubby Sebastian Bear-McClard and he’s still fighting with ex Angelina Jolie. “People have been speculating about this for a while,” says a source. “They have been seen a couple times together.” Meanwhile, a source close to the twosome claims they’re “not officially dating” — whatever that means.…

FORMER Spice Girl Melanie C is coming clean about the dirty side of pop-music fame — she says the pressure of being Sporty Spice in the mega-popular girl group nearly destroyed her! The Wannabe hitmaker — real name Melanie Chisholm, 48 — admits trying to be perfect 24/7 made her feel “trapped” and led to a spiral of eating disorders and shame. “I would be the best I could possibly be in every way,” she writes in her new memoir, The Sporty One. “It would nearly kill me.” She says bandmates Victoria Beckham, Geri Halliwell and Melanie Brown likewise struggled. “I just don’t know how sustainable that lifestyle was,” she says. “For us, it was kind of what made us, but it’s kind of what broke us as well!”…

TV CHATTERBOX Kelly Ripa is opening up about her relationship with former Live! co-host Regis Philbin, revealing he never wanted her as a partner and working with the aging star was “no cakewalk.” Kelly, 52, came onboard in 2001 to replace Kathie Lee Gifford, who’d been Philbin’s co-host for 13 years — and rumors of their feud buzzed until he left in November 2011. Philbin, who died at 88 in 2020, claimed Kelly never talked with him after he left — and now Ripa reveals their relationship was “complicated.” “I don’t want to feel like I’m slamming anyone or that I’m being disrespectful, but I also want people to know it was not a cakewalk,” she says. “It took years to earn my place there and earn things that are…