Globe August 8, 2022

UNEASY RIDER Flabby Gladiator hunk RUSSELL CROWE overwhelms a scooter as he hauls his bulging bulk around town HORNY GAL Slaphappy RENEE ZELLWEGER, wearing a University of Texas hook ’em horns hat, claps for her soccer team at a park DIS-TRESSED! Dance Moms’ JOJO SIWA seems a bit batty after smacking a homer BUSH LEAGUE Breaking Bad’s hairy BRYAN CRANSTON is glad to be off his footsies at a celeb softball game BUMMED OUT! Singer LIZZO sports a big following before a crowd of delighted fans GUTSY MOVE! Blue Bloods’ DONNIE WAHLBERG shows off his trim tummy at a New Kids on the Block Mix Tape Tour…

SCREEN slugger Sylvester Stallone is bashing aged producer Irwin Winkler for not giving him the rights to his Rocky and Creed boxing flicks. Now 91, Winkler made Sly’s career by giving then unknown Stallone the lead role in 1976’s Rocky, which the actor wrote. Winkler still owns the rights to the six Rocky and three Creed flicks, but Stallone, now worth $400 million, is demanding them. The actor posted a drawing of Winkler, whose other hits include Goodfellas, as a vampire, saying: “A VERY Flattering portrait of The Great Rocky/Creed Producer, IRWIN WINKLER” and demanding “at least a little WHAT’s LEFT of my RIGHTS back.” Sly claims he wants them for his kids, but had no problem slamming Winkler’s writer-son David, 51, calling him “painfully untalented” and trashing his new…

SNIPPY Martha Stewart is using a fiery accident at Goop goddess Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons shop to make her rival domestic diva a laughingstock of the snooty New York enclave, an insider dishes. Hollywood upstart Paltrow, 49, became the talk of the town when a blaze torched her outlet in tony Sag Harbor — after her team was playing camp-out by melting s’mores over deluxe candleholders filled with rubbing alcohol! The makeshift stove exploded, sending two men to a hospital with severe burns. “Gwyneth’s Goop business wasn’t doing so hot before, and now she’s moaning to pals that her reputation is in tatters as she quietly deals with financial and legal repercussions,” tattles a tipster. While Gwyneth’s team is trying to downplay the burning blunder, “everyone in town is gossiping about…

FORMER boy bander Ricky Martin’s troubles suddenly got a LOT worse — the Latin pop star is being accused of gay incest by a 21-year-old nephew! The former Menudo munchkin, now a 50-year-old father in a same-sex marriage, was slapped with a restraining order in early July by Dennis Yadiel Sanchez, who claims he had a seven-month fling with the Livin’ La Vida Loca singer. But Martin’s lawyer hammered away against the young man’s claims, saying he needs “urgent help” for his “deep mental health challenges.” And the Latin superstar claims the abuse allegations filed in court — including “exercising physical and psychological attacks” after the alleged affair — are “completely false and fabricated.” He also insists he never was sexually involved with Dennis. Martin will be fighting the claims in…

IVANA TRUMP, who rocketed from rags to riches becoming the wife of a billionaire future president, a jet-setter, fashion mogul and advice columnist, spent her last days in agony crippled by a hellish hip problem. The 73-year-old ex-wife of Donald Trump and mom of his children Ivanka, 40, Donald Jr., 44, and Eric, 38, was found dead — in a pool of spilled coffee — at the foot of a sweeping staircase in her gilded Manhattan townhouse on July 14. It was a shocking and surprising end for the former worldclass skier and socialite, who was buried after a star-studded funeral. Longtime pal Zach Erdem, owner of the Southampton hotspot 75 Main, says the four-times-wed QVC shopping channel mogul and former GLOBE advice columnist spent her last days in agony…

FOR 14 years, Ivana Trump shared her worldly wisdom with GLOBE readers — delivering no-nonsense advice on love, business and family matters. Here are some of the straight-shooting socialite’s greatest bits of guidance from her fan favorite Ask Ivana column! SHOULD I DATE MY SON’S FRIEND? Q I’m a 42-year-old woman who got divorced seven months ago. I have a son in college who recently brought home a friend for a weekend. This boy is a very handsome 21-year-old, and ever since the visit he’s been phoning me almost daily to chat — and he says he wants to start dating me! I know it’s trendy now for women to have younger boyfriends, but I still feel weird about it. And I worry it may affect my relationship with my…