Globe July 11, 2022

BOOT CAMP Gimpy newsgal MARIA SHRIVER hobbles home after an L.A. screening of Hulu’s Dopesick PLOT TWIST After chowing down on raw meat to boost her fertility, pregnant HEIDI PRATT jumps at the chance for junk food HOPPY HOUR Hot in Herre singer NELLY is having a swill time at L.A.’s Dodger Stadium COME UNDONE Dumpy Duran Duran frontman SIMON Le BON is clearly Hungry Like the Wolf! A LICK OF WORK Red Hot Chili Peppers’ ANTHONY KIEDIS laps up attention onstage in Slovakia BIG MOUTH Windbag EMMA THOMPSON breezes through the Big Apple to shill her flick Good Luck to You, Leo Grande THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

WHOOPI GOLDBERG has traded her sizzling love life for sitting at home and mellowing out on marijuana-laced CBD gummies and other pothead treats, insiders say. Sources snitch the 66-year-old, three-timesdivorced hippie has become a total homebody, relaxing with her pot yummies and cozying up to horror novels instead of hunks. Whoopi had three brief marriages, to Alvin Martin from 1973 to 1979, cinematographer David Claessen from 1986 to 1988 and union organizer Lyle Trachtenberg from 1994 to 1995. She also had steamy romances with Dracula actor Frank Langella, Bond hunk Timothy Dalton and Cheers star Ted Danson. “But she hasn’t been in a relationship in 18 years. Whoopi’s closed for business,” squeals an insider. “She’s had no time for love because she’s got her work, and she wouldn’t go on a…

LONGTIME lovers Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have patched up their stormy differences, but their love life has been squashed by his massive jelly belly, sources tattle. Kurt’s partner of 39 years, Goldie, 76, still works hard to stay in shape, but the former minor league baseball player no longer seems to care about watching his waistline and that’s a killer in the sack. “Poor Goldie finds it such a turnoff but what can she do?” snitches an insider. “They’re working through their issues and arguing less than they were, but as far as romance goes that’s apparently off the menu. “For decades they were like a couple of teenagers, they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Even a couple of years ago they had a very healthy love…

JOHN Wick actor Laurence Fishburne says he’s ready to leap into the dating whirl again four years after his divorce from Suits actress Gina Torres, his wife of 16 years. The 60-year-old, who became a legend in Matrix, notes he’s been escorting their 15-year-old daughter, Delilah, to public events, adding: “Eventually I would like to date, but there is nobody in particular on my radar.” Meanwhile, Gina, 53, wasted no time. The couple’s divorce became final in May 2018, but a spy dishes she was spotted out with “a cowboy type” eight months earlier after they’d officially separated.…

REMNANTS of the 17thcentury shipwreck that inspired the classic kids’ adventure movie The Goonies have been discovered in sea caves on the Oregon coast! The Spanish galleon Santo Cristo de Burgos was transporting valuable Chinese silk, porcelain and beeswax from the Philippines to Mexico when it mysteriously vanished in 1693. The boat’s 300-year-old legend inspired filmmaker Steven Spielberg to cook up the 1985 flick, which saw a ragtag group of kids — played by young stars including Sean Astin, Corey Feldman and Josh Brolin — hunting for the sunken treasure of pirate One-Eyed Willy. State officials confirmed wood fragments recovered by a team of specialists dates back to the time of the ship’s disappearance. Archeological investigator Jim Delgado says, “These timbers are physical evidence for the stories that have been known…

AN explosive family feud is ripping apart Duck Dynasty after brothers Jep and Jase Robertson broke away to create a spin-off show, shutting out their pa and the rest of the clan, spies dish. Patriarch Phil Robertson and his other sons Willie, 50, and Alan, 57, are going quackers, according to sources who claim Jep, 44, and Jase, 52, couldn’t care less and are super pumped over Duck Family Treasure, which premiered June 19 on Fox Nation. “The way Jep and Jase see it, Duck Family Treasure is their duckling,” dishes an insider. “They came up with the idea and they ran with it and they’ve gotten good feedback already. “But Phil is demanding control and a piece of the pie. He’s basically taking credit for his sons’ success and…