Globe June 20, 2022

VANISHING ACT Glam AMAL CLOONEY, rail-thin wife of Hollywood heavyweight George, seems even skinnier than before! HAT TRICK Cheers cutup WOODY HARRELSON flips his lid in France and reveals the bald truth about his disappearing hair CHOW BELLA! It’s hard to believe itty-bitty KELLY RIPA ever eats at all — but the daytime bigmouth proves everyone wrong AGONY OF DA FEET Movie tough guy ROBERT DE NIRO steps out in Greece, but his twisted toes look mighty painful CHEW’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Comic JERRY SEINFELD lives high on the hog pigging out in Malibu, but no one needs to see his food-covered tongue! JUST ILLIN’ Scrawny NICOLE KIDMAN arrives on the L.A. set of Expats, looking like a sickly bag of bones…

DAD-of-five reality star Todd Chrisley has been hiding a secret — he was carrying on a steamy gay affair under the nose of his wife, Julie! The bombshell fling was exposed during a trial accusing the Chrisley Knows Best star and his wife of bank fraud and evading $2 million in federal taxes. Mark Braddock, a former worker at Todd’s management firm, testified he had an affair with his boss in the early 2000s. At one point, they kept their secret by paying a blackmailer $38,000, he says. Mark testified he helped the couple commit tax fraud by creating false documents, but blabbed to lawmen after his affair with Todd soured. The Chrisleys’ lawyer also admits the duo faked their wealth and lifestyle on their series detailing their real estate…

BRAWLING Joe and Jill Biden are carrying on a brutal war of words with each other in the White House — and are so paranoid about the Secret Service listening in they’re duking it out by text! The First Lady, 71, even admits she and her hubby have a secret code word for their vicious tsunami of taunts — they call it “fexting,” short for text-fighting! The fast and furious fexts between the president, 79, and his wife of 45 years includes name-calling, admits Jill. “I won’t tell you what I called him that time,” she says of a recent blowout after Biden admonished her that their quarrels could wind up bundled into the public record of presidential communications. “Joe said, ‘You realize that’s going to go down in history.…

JAILED Tiger King Joe Exotic is battling his estranged hubby Dillon Passage fang and claw over a prenuptial agreement he roars is a fake money grab as their divorce turns increasingly ugly. Dillon, 26, filed the prenup May 27. The document states all assets and property each made before — and during — their four-year marriage beginning in 2017 be kept separate. But Joe, a.k.a. Joseph Schreibvogel — star of the Netflix series Tiger King — claims the document is a fake. Exotic’s lawyer Autumn Blackledge says Dillon is using the prenup in an attempt to slow down the divorce, which Joe, 59, filed for in March, so he can make money off the Tiger King franchise. She claims Dillon’s already made more than $1 million selling off Joe’s personal…

PRINCE HARRY’s fame-obsessed wife, Meghan, has a role model — she’s been copycatting tacky reality TV queen Kim Kardashian, not her late royal mom-in-law Princess Diana, sources dish. In fact, Kim’s fans are blabbing Meghan is desperately trying to be Keeping Up with the Kardashians as the royal renegades’ upcoming Netflix reality show will feature the Duke and Duchess of Sussex facing petty daily life dramas. However, sources say the royals’ Kardashian knockoff will be “sanitized” to show Meghan in the best light instead of a woke hypocrite who preaches about world peace but snubs her own sickly dad, Thomas Markle. However, fans insist Meghan’s laughable mimicking of Kim is evident because the former B-list actress: • Wears Kardashian-inspired outfits. • Shares Kim’s close pal — tennis queen Serena Williams.…

AFTER being denied parole 14 times over five decades, Charles Manson’s murderous groupie Patricia Krenwinkel has been recommended for release. On May 26, the California parole board agreed to recommend parole for 74-year-old Krenwinkel, a zombie-like follower of cult-creep Manson, who helped butcher grocery owner Leno LaBianca and his wife, Rosemary, in 1969. The night before, another pack of Manson groupies slaughtered pregnant actress Sharon Tate and four others. Krenwinkel’s lawyer says she’s “completely transformed” and “no longer a danger to society.” Gov. Gavin Newsom will decide if she gets the parole, but insiders say it’s not likely since he refused to parole another Manson killer, Leslie Van Houten, in March.…