Globe June 13, 2022

OUT OF STYLE Former boybander HARRY STYLES is earning his stripes as a solo artist, but his wacky onesie is the worst! QUACKING UP Pouty pop powerhouse CHRISTINA AGUILERA preens for the camera in L.A. — but her duckface is for the birds! FORK THAT! After eating up attention on the red carpet in Cannes, Desperate Housewife EVA LONGORIA feeds her face in France COP TO IT NYPD Blue baldie DENNIS FRANZ should surrender the rest of his barely there hair FLUFF JOB Blond bombshell PAMELA ANDERSON is dye-ing for attention in NYC TOO THICKE! Masked Singer panelist ROBIN THICKE needs to up his fitness game and shed his tubby tummy!…

POP tart Britney Spears’ sudden addiction to posting raunchy nude selfies online has her boytoy fiancé, Sam Asghari, at wit’s end and fearing she’s trashing her image and attracting dangerous pervs, sources say. Ever since the 40-year-old Oops!…I Did It Again songbird was freed from her controlling court-ordered conservatorship, she’s been stripping and posing in her birthday suit. Sources say her goofy antics have gotten more frenzied since revealing she’d suffered a miscarriage May 14 — alarming 28-year-old Sam. “He worries this is bringing Britney the wrong kind of attention and feels it cheapens her image and attracts creeps,” says a spy. Britney became the butt of fans’ jokes when she posted provocative photos of herself in the buff and poor photoshopping skills showed a curved door. “That is curvy,”…

FEISTY beauty Anne Heche — who may well be Tinseltown’s most famous bisexual — has once again changed partners and genders, hooking up with a new galpal. Ellen DeGeneres’ former lover was all cozy with skin care guru Peter Thomas Roth, 64, just last summer in the Hamptons and at Fashion Week in the Big Apple, but the switch hitter has traded sides again. The 53-year-old Chicago P.D. babe and mom of two is reportedly loving it up with costume designer Ami Goodheart, who just gushes about the bi beauty. “We met a year ago, and we are friends — and more. We’re more than friends,” oozes Ami on social media. “She’s [Anne] stunning, beautiful, and a size zero. We dress up every day.” Ami notes Anne’s off filming in…

AGING pop queen Madonna has been booted from Instagram for showing a nipple — and the kinky music queen is furious! The 63-year-old attention hog learned of the ban when she tried to chat with fans and was stunned to find: “We’re blocked from live? What’s happening? I’m speechless.” The Material Girl claims the ban was because one of her posted photos of her lying in bed in a bondage-style outfit showed part of a nipple. “It is still astounding to me that we live in a culture that allows every inch of a woman’s body to be shown except a nipple,” fumes Madonna, who recently bared her vagina online in a life-like cartoon.…

MANY actresses fight to avoid nude scenes, but English star Emma Thompson complains male movie bigwigs never wanted her to strip for a flick! “I do ‘cerebral.’ And I have also never conformed to the shape or look of someone they might want to see naked,” she grumps. But the 63-year-old Oscar winner for Howards End, who played the baroness in Cruella, is finally getting to doff her duds for sex scenes in Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, due in theaters this month. She plays a 55-year-old gal who hires a male escort to give her a first orgasm. But the Harry Potter actress complains during most of her career, she was seen as “too mouthy, not pretty enough, not the right kind of body” to flash flesh on…

BITTER exes Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman divorced over 20 years ago — but sources say they’re still at each other’s throats and it’s an impossible mission to make them play nice! Pint-sized Tom, 59, recently reopened the gusher of bad blood by ditching any footage of his 54-year-old former wife from a reel of his career highlights. The montage aired in May at the Cannes Film Festival, where Tom lauded his much-hyped Top Gun sequel to audiences and movie moguls. Despite showing footage of other female co-stars, including Renée Zellweger, Kirsten Dunst and Penélope Cruz — who he dated for three years — there were zero clips of Oscar winner Nicole, who shared the screen with him in Eyes Wide Shut, Far and Away, and Days of Thunder, where…