Globe May 16, 2022

THAT’S A STRETCH! Aquaman hunk JASON MOMOA is all wet when it comes to choosing his own outfits! BUD HEAD Former Disney kid BELLA THORNE is living the high life as she hosts a legal pot-heavy party in California MOVER & SHAKER The Who’s ROGER DALTREY clearly didn’t get his My Generation wish to die before he gets old! HAIR YOU GO! Skinny MINNIE DRIVER’s curly locks can’t compete with the blustery breeze in London DIRTY WORK Hands-on comedy legend LILY TOMLIN messes around while making her mark on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame BULL MARKET Trash-talking 1883 cowboy SAM ELLIOTT rustles up supplies in Malibu after apologizing for bashing The Power of the Dog as a “piece of s**t” flick!…

NEW Age goofball Gwyneth Paltrow has steam-cleaned her vagina, deliberately lived apart from her new hubby to keep things hot and had relationship experts guide her family through lockdown — now she’s hiring a “mentor” to learn how to “rebrand” menopause as an exciting “new chapter” in life. The 49-year-old Oscar winner and boss of the Goop lifestyle website says she’s battling horrible pre-menopause, where “everything is totally irregular. My emotions are all over the place. I get in bed at night and my heart races. “I feel like I’m a tetherball at the end of a cord, and it’s just like thrashing me around.” She’s hiring a guru to help her get through the hormonal changes triggered when a woman stops menstruating and producing eggs. She wants to “rebrand”…

POLITICAL pit bull Sarah Palin has issued beau Ron Duguay a bossy ultimatum — she’ll only wed the pro hockey legend if he signs a pact promising to be airhead arm candy during her new run for Congress, say sources. Despite failing to win national office as John McCain’s vice presidential running mate in 2008 and quitting as Alaska’s governor the following year, the 58-year-old divorced mom of five is determined to become a political force again. So sources claim Sarah wants a guarantee — in writing — from the retired National Hockey League hunk, 64, that if they wed, she’ll be boss and he’ll play the perfect show husband. And, during her run for the U.S. House, he’ll follow her rules, which include attending all her events, keeping his…

ALREADY the victim of a violent ex-boyfriend, pregnant Rihanna is being pressured by loved ones to dump her fiancé baby-daddy-to-be A$AP Rocky after his shocking shooting arrest and talk he’s been cheating, insiders say. The 33-year-old rapper, real name Rakim Mayers, was collared by cops just after he and the Diamonds songbird flew into L.A. via private jet from her Barbados homeland. Both were blindsided. “Her friends and family are in a total panic and begging her to walk away from Rocky and his troubles,” tattles a tipster. “They’re pushing hard for her to call off the wedding and cut her ties with him. The way they see it he’s only going to drag her down.” The LAPD claims the New York–born rapper fired shots at a pal during an…

A FANG-AND-CLAW catfight’s looming on the Yellowstone set where newcomer Jen Landon’s attention-grabbing antics are stirring bad blood with star Kelly Reilly, sources snitch. Jen, 38, daughter of the late Little House on the Prairie legend Michael Landon and his third wife Cindy, loves her new gig as sass-talking Teeter, but she’s rubbing English beauty Kelly, 44, who plays spoiled, rich gal Beth Dutton, the wrong way, according to spies. “Ever since Jen joined the show last season, the atmosphere has been tinged with jealousy,” spills an insider. “Kelly doesn’t like the way Jen’s getting all the attention and looks from the guys. “She thinks it’s pathetic the way Jen skips around flaunting and self-promotes on social media. “Clearly, Kelly’s threatened by Jen’s rising star. She’s annoyed by the way…

FORMER child sitcom star Mackenzie Phillips has dropped a bombshell revelation — she’s bisexual and her affairs with gals was driven by her rape by her father, Mamas & the Papas singer John Phillips. The 62-year-old, best known for playing Valerie Bertinelli’s sister in One Day at a Time from 1975 to 1983, admits: “I’ve had boyfriends, I’ve had girlfriends, you know, throughout my life. “I am neither one nor the other. I mean, I love everybody — not everybody. Almost. It can be ‘messy!’ ” Her shocking confession follows an earlier blockbuster admission. On the night before 19-year-old Mackenzie was to wed rock manager Jeff Sessler in 1979, she says her father, John, raped her while they were high on speedballs, the powerful cocaine-heroin mix that killed famed comic…