Globe March 7, 2022

BUMP IN THE ROAD Mom-to-be RIHANNA lets it all hang out in L.A. with an un-fur-gettably garish getup GREEN GIANT Oh lardy! Ginormous Girls star LENA DUNHAM is carrying a wide load in Mexico WINGING IT Joke-slinger CHRIS ROCK isn’t laughing about his injured arm as he leaves a Hollywood hotspot SUPERBAD BEACH BOD! JONAH HILL had dropped a mountain of weight, but the pudgy Wolf of Wall Street actor is porking up — again! DUNCE CAP Nanny McPhee’s EMMA THOMPSON doesn’t even try to bottle up her silly side! SHAGGY DOG DAY AFTERNOON Scruffy screen legend AL PACINO looks down and out in Beverly Hills as he shuffles in the sunshine…

ALARMED by estranged hubby Kanye West’s unhinged behavior, Kim Kardashian was surrounded by a “ton” of security when she and beau Pete Davidson went for a cozy dinner date in the Big Apple. Sources say there “was someone at every entrance” of the ritzy Cipriani eatery, where the 41-year-old reality queen and pencil-thin 28-year-old SNL comic openly showed their affection while dining on Feb. 13. The sudden net of security came amid social media attacks by Kanye, who called Pete a “d**khead,” accused him of “destroying” his family, threatened to “beat his a**” and declared “war” on him. Kanye claims Kim has begged him to stop and says she texted him: “U are creating a dangerous and scary environment and someone will hurt Pete and this will all be your fault.”…

STONE-COLD fox Julia Fox says she’s shedding zero tears over her breakup with Kanye West — she proudly admits she’s a hustler and “I wasn’t in love with the man!” The Uncut Gems star, 32, blasted folks who thought she’d be heartbroken over her split from the 44-year-old rapper after six weeks of dating. “Why not see me for what I am which is a #1 hustler,” she wrote in a now-deleted Instagram post. “Kanye and I are on good terms! I have love for him but I wasn’t in love w the man Jesus Christ what do u guys think I am 12 years old?!” But the Forbidden Fruits podcaster is not done talking about Kim Kardashian’s estranged hubby! She hinted she might write a book that spills “the…

RIVAL songbirds Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez are locked in a diva wedding war to see who can get to the altar first and also throw the biggest, glitziest marriage bash, spies tattle. Sources say it’s no coincidence Mariah, 52, and dancer Bryan Tanaka, 38, who have been coupled up since 2016, are suddenly ready to tie the knot the same year showbiz rival Jennifer Lopez, 52, and Ben Affleck, 49, plan to get hitched. “It’s no secret Mariah’s got an ax to grind with J.Lo,” snitches an insider. “Any chance she gets, she takes shots at her. “She wouldn’t marry Bryan just to get one over on J.Lo. She’s also totally in love with him. But it would definitely be icing on the cake.” The dueling divas have been…

FORMER Top Gear host Matt LeBlanc is stalled in neutral after his British producer girlfriend left him in the dust! The Friends alum, 54, had been seeing Aurora Mulligan, 36, for six years, but sources say the relationship ran aground with the star spending most of his time in L.A. and Aurora working in the U.K. “Matt and Aurora’s relationship has run its course. It’s all over,” snitches a source. “Matt has taken the news particularly hard.”…

REALITY babe Denise Richards and her wild man ex Charlie Sheen are locked in a wrenching tug-of-love over their teen daughter Sami, who’s chosen to live with her permissive dad. The 51-year-old Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, who also shares daughter Lola, 16, with Charlie, is absolutely livid at the way he’s parenting 17-year-old Sami and allowing her to do whatever she pleases, spies say. Meanwhile, good-time Charlie, 56, who is HIV positive, wants his meddling ex to butt out! “Denise and Charlie both think they’re in the right,” spills an insider. “Charlie’s convinced Sami’s happy living with him and Denise should accept it. But Denise can’t sleep at night for fear her daughter isn’t getting the proper guidance from her dad. “She knows Charlie only too well!” Former…