Globe January 3, 2022

BUSTING LOOSE! DORIT KEMSLEY’s ab-tastic tummy can’t compete with the Bravo babe’s bodacious boobs BOXING MATCH Modern Family’s itty-bitty SARAH HYLAND wrestles with a package that’s nearly as big as her! COOL HAND FLUKE Shape of You singer ED SHEERAN can’t take the NYC cold and goes for the gloves at an outdoor concert TRUNK & DISORDERLY LUKE EVANS hits Miami Beach in barely there swimwear — but there’s such a thing as too much exposure! PSST! WANNA BUY A WATCH? LAURENCE FISHBURNE goofs around with MacGruber co-star BILLY ZANE in L.A. WOOF, THERE IT IS! Doggone it — SCOUT WILLIS and her pup Grandma share a shockingly similar expression…

BELOVED Betty White was a red-hot tease in her younger days and carried a flaming torch for Burt Reynolds, flirting with the movie hunk right in front of her second hubby, Allen Ludden! Even after 40 years, the Golden Girls and Hot in Cleveland legend, who turns 100 on Jan. 17, is still crushing on her Smokey and the Bandit buddy, who died from a heart attack at age 82 in 2018. “They were closer than most people realize,” dishes an insider. “He was a frequent visitor at Betty’s house for dinner and her notorious game nights. They were confidants. She’d give him advice on career, relationships and everything else.” Betty had a lot of clout in showbiz and “she helped Burt become a superstar,” notes the insider. “She also had…

ELLEN POMPEO fears her former Daredevil co-star Ben Affleck’s chance of a happy marriage to Jennifer Lopez is doomed because he’s not ready to settle down and may end up cheating, say sources. Ben, 49, and J.Lo, 52, who were first engaged back in 2002, are already planning to wed after rekindling their romance last spring, spies dish. But Ellen, 52, who’s been married to Chris Ivery since 2007, is warning Ben to slow down, sources say. “Ellen doesn’t want to see Ben rush into marriage. She thinks it would be a big mistake,” says an insider. “She isn’t saying he’ll never be ready, but she thinks he needs to pump the brakes for now. “She just doesn’t understand why he’s in such a rush.” Before becoming TV’s most successful…

SPITEFUL Miranda Lambert has been taking private pot shots at ex-hubby Blake Shelton’s model-thin bride Gwen Stefani — boasting HER hunky toyboy spouse, Brendan McLoughlin, delights in a lover with more meat on the bones! Miranda, 38, married the former NYPD cop, 29, on the rebound from her 2015 divorce from Blake, 45, and six years later she still can’t stop trash-talking Gwen, 52, tattle sources. “Miranda has a lot of opinions about Gwen,” spills an insider. “Let’s just say, she’s not a fan. She’s careful not to say anything about Gwen in public — she doesn’t want the drama.” But with friends, “she’ll comment on everything about Gwen, including her figure. Miranda is never shy about making it clear that she prefers her hourglass shape to Gwen’s pin-thin body.” The…

CAGED socialite Ghislaine Maxwell is convinced her pervert boss, billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, was murdered in his Manhattan jail cell — and an explosive top-secret prison dossier obtained by GLOBE proves she’s right! As Maxwell, 60, fights for her own life against child sex trafficking charges in a federal court, GLOBE reveals secret government documents show pedophile Epstein repeatedly rejected the notion of suicide while imprisoned in New York’s Metropolitan Correctional Center — and even told shrinks “being alive is fun.” But 36 days after his arrest for child sex trafficking, the 66-year-old money man was found hanging in his cell on Aug. 10, 2019, under suspicious circumstances that included broken security cameras and no routine cell checks by prison guards ordered to perform the task. Epstein’s death was ruled a…

AFTER 39 years of playing second fiddle to host Pat Sajak, Wheel of Fortune letter-turner Vanna White is demanding equal pay and a whopping $5 million raise, insiders say! The 64-year-old beauty, who joined the show a year after Pat in 1982, is demanding bigwigs boost her fortune from $10 million to the $15 million Pat rakes in each year, snitch insiders. “She works just as hard as Pat does and has been on this show for almost as long, so she just wants some equity here,” spills an insider. “She’s been silent about this for so long but now she’s sick and tired of being nice. After all, she’s a co-host and she did take over for Pat when he was ill.” The toothy blonde has also “put up…