Globe December 6, 2021

TULLE TIME DREW BARRYMORE’s fluffy yellow frock makes the sunny talk show host look like Big Bird’s twin OFF TO THE LACES Ray Donovan’s LIEV SCHREIBER and galpal TAYLOR NEISEN haul a sack of shoes around NYC BAD HAIR DAZE Spacey KATIE HOLMES shoots the movie Rare Objects in NYC — but her director’s hat can’t hide her lackluster locks THE BALD TRUTH Seinfeld cue ball JASON ALEXANDER keeps ahead of business while combing through his phone in L.A. CLOWNING AROUND Colorful Dynasty diva JOAN COLLINS needs to lighten up — she’s laying on the face paint with a heavy hand ON THE ROPES BURT YOUNG — who played boxer Rocky Balboa’s pal Paulie in six flicks — looks pretty punchy at a Philadelphia screening of Rocky IV…

ROLY-POLY Rob Kardashian hasn’t found a lasting relationship in more than five years, and the doughy dad has given up on romance for good, tipsters tell GLOBE. Sources snitch the Keeping Up with the Kardashians alum, 34, is focused on spoiling daughter Dream, who he shares with bubble-butted former stripper Blac Chyna, instead of chasing true romance. Spies dish the doting daddy even splashed out on an over-the-top Barbie-themed bash for the tot’s fifth birthday on Nov. 10. Meanwhile, an insider squeals Rob is still single because he has “really delusional standards!” Spills the insider, “He’s in terrible shape himself, but he wants a woman who looks like a walking sex doll and then, when they inevitably end up using him for money, he complains all women are gold diggers.” But…

VAMPIRE DIARIES star Alice Evans has sunk her fangs into estranged husband Ioan Gruffudd again, claiming the fat-shaming love rat has been cheating on her with slimline girlfriend Bianca Wallace for three years! While Liar hunk Ioan, 48, was filming the TV miniseries The Reunion in the south of France after going “Instagram official” with slender squeeze Bianca, 29, angry Alice took to Twitter in a rage! “I do not sleep with married men. I do not wreck homes. I do not ruin little kids’ lives,” fumes Alice, 53. As GLOBE has reported, Alice attacked her Fantastic Four hubby for being far from fantastic, saying, “He told me he couldn’t abide fatties” and that he warned her he’d drop her if she “gained weight.” Ioan filed for divorce in March,…

AGING supermodel Paulina Porizkova bared the ugly truth behind her fractured marriage to late Cars star Ric Ocasek, claiming the rude rocker made her “feel worthless as a woman!” Now 56, Paulina revealed her grievances in an online clip while stripping down to her skivvies to prove she’s still sexy! The Czech-born stunner met the Cars frontman at age 19 while starring in the band’s 1984 video Drive and married him five years later. However, she says their three-decade union suffered when “suddenly he seemed not to find me attractive anymore.” Paulina gripes that when she spoke her yawning hubby would “completely dismiss me.” But when she insisted on being heard, she dishes Ric told her, “If you’re gonna be demanding and a b***h, then, well, I’m not gonna touch you.”…

MARION ROSS, 93, USES CANE TO WALK HAPPY Days mom Marion Ross is now struggling to walk, leaving insiders fearing the sitcom icon’s nearing her final curtain call. The beloved 93-year-old, who played Richie Cunningham’s cheerful mom, Mrs. C, for 11 seasons on the TV classic, is now relying on a cane to stay upright, say sources. “She hasn’t been able to get around like she used to,” reveals a source. “Everyone’s worried this could be the beginning of the end for her. If Marion falls and breaks her hip, she could die!” Sources claim Marion realizes she’s on her last legs and has been tying up loose ends, including releasing her memoir, My Days: Happy and Otherwise, in 2018. She recently hobbled to her old hometown, Albert Lea, Minn.,…

TOXIC songbird Britney Spears has big plans now that she’s free of the conservatorship that ruled her life for 13 years — sources say her first order of business is to sue her dad! The 40-year-old pop tart has vowed to drag Jamie Spears, 69, to court for “abuse” over how he ran her personal and professional life while pocketing millions! Sources squeal the hitmaker has hired forensic accountants to examine her $60 million estate with a magnifying glass to prep a suit against Jamie for “conservatorship abuse.” “She blames her father for, effectively, ruining her life for the past 13 years,” dishes a source. “He had total control over everything from her finances to whether she could have more babies. She’s mad as hell and you can expect to…