Globe October 11, 2021

TRASHED AGAIN! How I Met Your Mother’s JASON SEGEL looks less than thrilled to be taking out the trash in Santa Monica TANKS FOR NOTHING Bigmouth EMMA THOMPSON is a total bust in London in a shamelessly sheer top THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! ONE MORE NIGHT Frail PHIL COLLINS looks ready to be drummed off the stage for good during a Genesis concert in England WHAT A WAIST! One Million Years B.C. bombshell RAQUEL WELCH has exploded — the former screen siren has packed on the pounds! BLOB, JAMES BLOB Former 007 PIERCE BROSNAN leaves fans in Hawaii shaken, not stirred when he shows off his bloated beach bod PAIN IN THE ASH Rabble-rousing ROSE McGOWAN steps out in Mexico — but the Charmed witch’s looks have gone…

CLINGY Jennifer Lopez is freaking out that she and lover Ben Affleck are shooting movies 1,600 miles apart — and he’s refusing to let her visit him, sources tattle. The possessive 52-year-old diva is desperate to visit Ben in Texas, where he’s shooting the thriller Hypnotic, on her days off from filming her Netflix action movie The Mother in Vancouver, Canada. But the 49-year-old Batman hunk “is telling her it will do them good to have a little time apart and he needs to immerse himself into this new movie, which Jennifer’s not taken well at all,” spills an insider. “She worries he’s pushing her away.” J.Lo was so desperate to constantly stay close, she reportedly wanted to set up a house for them in Texas for the times she…

BIG Bang Theory alum Kaley Cuoco’s divorce is blowing up now that estranged hubby Karl Cook is fighting for everything that’s not nailed down, spies say! Shortly after 35-year-old Kaley’s Sept. 3 announcement that there was “no anger or animosity” in the couple’s surprise split, her pro equestrian ex took the gloves off and began making a cash grab, sources say. “Kaley is shocked Karl’s taken such an aggressive stance and will fight back hard to keep what’s hers,” an insider exclusively dishes. “She wanted to keep the divorce civil, but it’s obvious from his actions he’s looking to gain the upper hand!” In a motion filed to a Los Angeles court, 30-year-old Karl — who stands to inherit a windfall from his billionaire businessman dad, Scott Cook — petitioned for the…

VENGEFUL Kelly Clarkson is determined to sell her Vintage Valley ranch, but estranged hubby Brandon Blackstock is holing up on the Montana spread and riling up his hire hands to oppose her plan, sources say. “It’s hers to sell as she sees fit and that’s what she intends to do,” spills an insider. “But Brandon’s getting all the ranch hands on his side and whipping them into a frenzy. He wants them to tell her selling is a selfish thing to do.” The 39-year-old singer, talk show host and TV game show mentor bought the farm as a family retreat in 2018. Brandon staked a claim during divorce proceedings, but a judge upheld a prenup that ensured everything Kelly purchased would not be considered a joint marital asset. Her baby daddy…

SORE-LOSER Kanye West has turned estranged wife Kim Kardashian’s home into a house of horrors by insisting on running its wacky renovations and refusing to clear out with his junk, sources snitch. The 40-year-old reality queen slammed Kanye, 44, with divorce papers in February following seven years of marriage with four young whelps, but spies say the control freak crybaby is making her miserable by still clinging to her and the $60 million Hidden Hills home they built. “He’s saying this place will always be a part of his soul since it’s where he raised his kids in the early days, so it’s his business how it’s constructed and who comes and goes,” dishes an insider. The ranting rapper just plunked down $57 million on a nearby Malibu beach mansion,…

PRETTY blonde Gabby Petito was trapped in a toxic relationship marked by physical abuse, tears and desperate cries for help, investigators say! Sadly, the innocent 22-year-old — whose body was discovered in Wyoming wilderness — ignored red flags indicating her boyfriend Brian Laundrie was a monster and paid the ultimate price, according to police. Nearly a month before Gabby’s death was ruled a homicide, an eyewitness called 911 after spotting the couple in a vicious fight on the streets of Moab, Utah. When their van was pulled over, they were confronted by Ranger Melissa Hulls at the nearby Arches National Park. Gabby was crying and hysterical — but covered for Laundrie, insisting she was “the primary aggressor” because he locked her out of the van and grabbed her face. But…