Globe August 30, 2021

SLOGGING AWAY RAY ROMANO hoofs it in Studio City — but the sitcom schlub is a hot mess! TAT’S TOO MUCH! JUSTIN BIEBER reveals his heavily inked arms as he suits up for a soccer match in L.A. THIGH SEAS Selling Sunset’s CHRISTINE QUINN flaunts her athletic ability with some shameless acrobatics in Italy BOW-WOW! Former TV witch ROSE McGOWAN has settled down in Mexico — but her low-key lifestyle has left her looking ruff! STAGE CRUE Rabble-rousing Mötley Crüe rocker TOMMY LEE is looking long in the tooth! SHEER MADNESS Actress RITA WILSON takes it easy in Greece — but her casual cover-up fails to do its job…

TIGER WOODS’ lawyers are after former mistress Rachel Uchitel — who helped blow the lid off the married cad’s cheating — for breaking her non-disclosure agreement (NDA). Now 46, the hottie outed the golf swinger and triggered his divorce from wife Elin Nordegren in 2010. Shortly after, Rachel signed an $8 million NDA with Woods, promising to keep her trap shut about their affair. But the former nightclub hostess broke her silence by blabbing on the recent HBO documentary Tiger. She’s since filed for bankruptcy, claiming she blew the $2 million she got from Woods, and continues to yap about their relationship and her tarred reputation. “I’m not an idiot, I’m not a hooker, I’m not a prostitute,” she insists.…

CNN newsman Chris Cuomo could be set to lose his job like his disgraced brother, Andrew, for coaching the politico on how to beat the sex scandal that finally forced him to quit his gig as New York governor, sources say. A bombshell report by the New York Attorney General Letitia James blasts the 51-year-old Cuomo Prime Time host had given tips to his embattled older bro — and even helped craft him a written PR spin — to fight the horrifying sexual harassment charges by 11 women that crashed his political career on Aug. 10. Now calls are coming for the embattled anchor to lose his primo job, too. The Media Research Center published a string of Chris’ embarrassingly “friendly” interviews with his brother during the pandemic and is…

SITCOM star Jim Belushi has clobbered wife Jennifer Sloan with divorce papers following 23 years of marriage — their second split in just three years. Jennifer, mom of his daughter Jamison, 22, and son Jared, 19, previously hit the According to Jim star with divorce filings in March 2018. While she cited “irreconcilable differences,” the pair made up and her petition was dismissed. The 67-year-old brother of the late John Belushi wed Sloan in 1998 following his divorce from second wife Marjorie Bransfield. He has a grown son, Robert, with first ex Sandra Davenport.…

SPIDER-MAN baddie Jake Gyllenhaal is a real stinker. The 40-year-old hunk, who played super villain Mysterio, is the latest Tinseltown star to confess a dislike for soap and H2O. While he admits to keeping his breath sweet, “I do also think that there’s a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves,” he insists. Recently, Ashton Kutcher and wife Mila Kunis also confessed to avoiding baths for days on end.…

HOLLYWOOD hotshot Quentin Tarantino admits being an Inglourious Basterd to his 75-year-old mom, Connie — by refusing to give her a cent of his $120 million movie fortune because she once mocked his writing. The grudge-carrying filmmaker, who’s won screenplay Oscars for Pulp Fiction and Django Unchained, says he vowed his mother would get “nothing” from him when he hit the big-time after she belittled his dreams of being a writer when he was 12. Bitter 58-year-old Tarantino still recalls her mocking him when he got into hot water for scribbling screenplays in school. “She said, ‘Oh, and by the way, this little writing career’ with the finger quotes and everything, ‘that you’re doing? That s**t is over.’ “When she said that to me in that sarcastic way, I go, ‘OK,…