Globe September 14, 2020

BUMMING AROUND Doughy dad CHRIS PRATT is a scruffy slob when he’s away from the red carpet! DANGEROUS CURVES KYLIE JENNER’s teeny top barely contains her eye-popping figure as the makeup mogul busts out in West Hollywood WHAT A GAS! Droll comedian BEN STEIN doesn’t look pumped during a stop at an L.A. filling station YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING! BAI LING, the scheming hottie from The Crow, does her best Charlie Chaplin impression — and comes off as a clown! SUPER DORK Avengers star ZOE SALDANA is a regular goofball as she hits the beach in Malibu CRUISING FOR A BRUISING Singer JUSTIN BIEBER tempts fate in L.A. by staring at his phone while riding an electric bike…

OSCAR winner Jon Voight has been accused of walloping a co-star on the set of a TV show! “On Ray Donovan he slapped me across the face in the middle of a scene because he couldn’t keep up, then denied doing it,” actor Frank Whaley wrote on Twitter. The 81-year-old Hollywood legend “forgot about the still photographer who was on set,” says Whaley, who posted a pic of the alleged encounter. On the now-canceled Showtime series, Voight played family patriarch and ex-con Mickey Donovan, who murdered Whaley’s character, an FBI agent. Whaley, 57, added: “Bottom line: Jon Voight is a major d**k.” So far, Voight is ignoring Whaley’s whining and hasn’t responded. Do one thing every day that scares you.— Eleanor Roosevelt…

STILL grieving over her son Benjamin’s suicide, insiders claim devastated Lisa Marie Presley is begging her daughter Riley to give her a grandchild — preferably a grandson named Ben! “Right now, this is Lisa Marie’s fondest wish,” a Presley family insider tells GLOBE. “She fervently believes a new baby will fill up the hole in her life.” Sources say 31-year-old Riley — who’s also shattered over losing brother Ben — is on board. Not long after she wed Australian stuntman Ben Smith-Petersen in 2015, the Girlfriend Experience star revealed she wanted to have several children. “Two or three, but less than five and more than one,” Riley said at the time. But so far Elvis Presley’s oldest grandchild hasn’t had any kids. Elvis’ kid begs daughter for baby after losing…

BATTERED and bruised Ireland Baldwin says she was the victim of a brutal robbery — and shared her harrowing story and shocking photo on social media! The 24-year-old daughter of Alec Baldwin and ex Kim Basinger explains a woman “high out of her mind on drugs” clobbered her and grabbed her stuff before speeding off in a car driven by an accomplice. The model says cops apprehended the accused mugger. Ireland didn’t confirm where the attack took place, but she’s currently based in Los Angeles.…

DITZY Drew Barrymore has urged her friends to party and drag her corpse around town after she’s dead! “Just prop the old bag up and have a last few rounds,” the 45-year-old Charlie’s Angels star instructed pals on the You-Tube series Hot Ones! Drew said she wanted the gruesome Weekend at Bernie’s treatment after she’s gone in honor of her grandfather, acting great John Barrymore, whose friends stole his body from the morgue to share one final toast.…

PRINCE CHARLES is stinging consumers with the release of his new honey — made by bees living in air-conditioned hives that look like country homes — that costs a whopping $33 for a 12-ounce jar! The sweet stuff comes from three hives on Charles and wife Camilla’s organic Highgrove Royal Estate. The double-wall hive-homes — one topped by a blue dome — hold 50,000 insects each and guarantee the bugs will be cozy in winter and cool in hot months. The climate control design comes from bee farmer William Broughton Carr in the 1800s. While British supermarkets sell a similar size jar of honey at prices ranging from about $1.25 to 10 bucks, the royals insist their golden goo has a special taste linked to the nectar of 66 red-twigged…