Globe October 3, 2016

I LOVE ME! Looks like MADONNA was drinking her own Kool-Aid as she snapped a selfie at a Manhattan bash SCOWL PLAY Ticked off MARTIN LANDAU should hide that frown behind one of his famous Mission: Impossible masks! CLOSE SHAVE! Wild woman WHOOPI GOLDBERG caught a buzz during New York City’s Fashion Week. This bizarre haircut should fade away! PUT ON SOME CLOTHES! Shameless rapper BLAC CHYNA’s definitely embraced the Kardashian family values since hooking up with baby daddy Rob — sadly, she’s letting it all hang out! HIDE, SALLY, HIDE! Time hasn’t been kind to actress SALLY KIRKLAND, 74. Of course, we all wish we looked The Way We Were when she took Hollywood by storm back in the 1970s! ALL CHOKED UP! Vegas illusionist CRISS ANGEL gave into…

FORMER hell-raising boozer Kelsey Grammer appears to be back on the sauce after he was spotted guzzling a Bloody Mary early in the morning! The 61-year-old Frasier star, who claimed to be sober for nearly two decades, was spied on a beach in Miami with fourth wife Kayte, 37, who’s reportedly preggers with their third child, a boy. “Kelsey was standing knee deep in the Miami surf with his drink in hand and his wife Kayte on the other side,” says an eyewitness. “You’d think he would put the drink down before going in the water, but instead he clutched it tightly, careful not to spill even a single drop. “Even while strolling the beach he never loosened his vise-like grip on the drink, just about inhaling it through a…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE TODAY show co-host Kathie Lee Gifford is living in terror of breast cancer! The savage disease has haunted the 63-year-old TV queen for years. Her dad died from prostate cancer, her Today sidekick Hoda Kotb underwent a mastectomy and Kathie Lee found a tumor in her breast in 1998. Luckily, the lump was not cancerous, but she is now fearful another tumor will surface and it will be malignant, insiders say. “She lives in constant mortal fear her doctors will diagnose her with cancer,” says a source. She’s even more frightened because with the death of her beloved hubby Frank last year, she no longer has him to lean on, the source says. Frank actually discovered her lump 18 years ago and immediately took her to a doctor,…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! FATSO Jack Nicholson has boozed and gobbled his way to a whale-sized 357 pounds — and is in such dire medical straits, pals and docs fear he won’t live to see his 80th birthday early next year! A longtime friend describes the 5-foot-9 movie “Joker” as a “ticking time bomb,” saying his “weight has exploded! He’s a heart attack waiting to happen. “He has a long history of yo-yoing weight and very unhealthy habits! Jack was a cocaine abuser for many, many years and a heavy smoker. “He played golf occasionally but otherwise he’s been very sedentary in recent years. “He also had anger issues — and very high blood pressure. If he doesn’t change, he’ll be dead in six months!” Health and fitness expert Dr. Gabe…

ALIENS have landed on the moon and are mining minerals — and NASA’s own photos prove it! That’s the determination of UFO hunter Mark Sawalha, who zoomed in on footage provided by the space agency’s Lunar Orbiter and found visual evidence of an alien antenna! Enlarging the photos, Sawalha discovered what appears to be a “strange spike” sticking out of the moon’s surface — and casting a sizable shadow. “I think this finding could be the antenna of an underground alien base, because there is a plateau under the spike,” says Sawalha. “I guess that there are also some kind of mining activities going on on the moon.” The skygazer believes NASA knows about the alien activity, which is why lunar exploration has been curtailed. “That’s maybe the reason that…

URGED by his ruthless wife, Prince Charles has been plotting to grab Britain’s throne when his mother — Queen Elizabeth II — dies and thwart her wish to make Kate and William the next queen and king! But the Prince of Wales’ evil scheme to “seize the crown” within hours of the 90-year-old monarch’s death was dealt a major blow when government investigators stumbled across explosive details of “Operation Orb” in the files of Charles’ coconspirators in Whitehall — the London government hub which includes offices of top military leaders, department heads and royal guards. According to the documents, Charles plans “a low-key coronation” in the immediate aftermath of his mother’s passing. Top admirals, generals, bureaucrats, elected officials and members of the aristocracy will support Charles’ claim to be Elizabeth’s…