Globe December 23, 2019

CAPED CRUSADER PATTI SMITH isn’t horsing around — the craggy-faced rocker suited up to receive an honorary degree in Italy BEAUTY & THE BEEF Twiggy catwalk queen KENDALL JENNER downs some dogs while catching a hockey game in NYC SHOPPING DAZE Loaded down with packages, ALEC BALDWIN has his work cut out for him in the Big Apple BAG O’ BONES Former silver screen tough guy CLINT EASTWOOD is now a gaunt-looking geezer! COURT JESTER Former Saturday Night Live funnyman JON LOVITZ gets into the action during a celebrity tennis tournament ICE QUEEN PRISCILLA PRESLEY — the once-beautiful bride of The King — seems to have a frozen face THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

STUNNING TV anchor Savannah Guthrie is terrified she’ll become permanently blind after suffering a nightmare injury while playing with her toddler son! The 47-year-old Today newsgal revealed how three-year-old Charley accidentally clobbered her right eye with a toy train, leading alarmed docs to order her to stay home from her grueling early-morning schedule. “It has a really pointy edge and he threw it right at me,” she recalls. “It tore my retina. It was so blurry …. “And then I lost my vision in my right eye about 24 hours later,” she confesses, adding that her peeper had filled with blood. Since the accident, surgeons “have been doing a bunch of laser procedures,” she says. Her eye bulges with blood after son, 3, slams her with sharp toy “They’re essentially…

DIVA talk host Ellen DeGeneres triggered a stupid on-camera feud with Fifty Shades of Grey hottie Dakota Johnson — and ended up a red-faced loser! Snarky remarks began flying when Ellen, 61, accused her sexy guest of not inviting her to Dakota’s Oct. 5 birthday bash. “You turned 30. And how was the party? I wasn’t invited,” Ellen cuttingly remarked to Dakota on the Nov. 27 show. But the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson refused to be rattled by Ellen’s sneaky attack. “Actually, that’s not the truth, Ellen,” Dakota replied. “You were invited. “After all,” she added, “last time I was on the show, last year, you gave me a bunch of s--t for not inviting you.” Then she socked Ellen with the fact that she was definitely…

AVENGERS hunk Josh Brolin says the latest goofy health craze in Tinseltown is a big pain in the butt! The Deadpool 2 bad guy confesses he tried “perineum sunning” — aka “butthole sunning” — and the results left him icing his bum. “My pucker hole is crazy burned and … I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” he reveals. The nutty craze was triggered by an internet video posted by an oddball who calls himself “Ra of Earth,” who claims that “30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole” gives an energy boost. The video showed three naked dudes with their legs up, sunning their backsides. “I don’t know who the f--k thought of this stupid s--t but f--k you nonetheless,” gripes Brolin.…

FRETTING over her pancake-flat boobs, Kelly Clarkson is determined to go under the knife to balloon her sagging bosom, sources tell GLOBE! The 37-year-old country queen turned TV talker has long felt insecure about her droopy boobs, and now that her daytime NBC chat show has been renewed she’s thinking about rewarding herself by getting her breasts boosted to a C cup, spies say. “She’s patting herself on the back and planning to get the breast augmentation surgery she’s been dreaming of,” an insider blabs. “Kelly’s always been self-conscious of her flattish, somewhat saggy chest and for years tried to make do with padded bras and silicone pads.” While Kelly’s rep insists talk of a boob job is totally false, insiders say the Because of You songbird is also figuring…

KHLOÉ Kardashian is so upset over her stepdad Bruce Jenner’s change into a gal called Caitlyn, she hasn’t spoken to the sex swapper for five years, insiders say. The 35-year-old sister of Kim, Kourtney and Rob and daughter of Kris Jenner says she’s mourned losing Olympic champ Bruce just as she grieved over the death of her biological dad, the late O.J. Simpson Dream Team lawyer Robert Kardashian. “I saw the transformation as a huge loss,” she confesses. “It was about my own loss; it was about the pain I felt because he was walking out of our lives.” Some of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star’s agony is due to Bruce putting off telling his family about his plans when he started the gender-changing treatments in 2013, she…