Globe December 9, 2019

WET BLANKET HUGH JACKMAN doesn’t look too pleased to be on the Louisiana set of his upcoming thriller Reminiscence BELLY LAUGHS Tubby country crooner GARTH BROOKS lets it all hang out in Nashville GRAPE EXPECTATIONS Former Today co-host KATHIE LEE GIFFORD has a hair-raising time at her old stomping grounds in NYC’s Rockefeller Plaza LOOKING RUFF CATHERINE BACH has left her Daisy Dukes behind — the former Dukes of Hazzard hottie is a bloated blob SWINE DINING KATE MOSS has gone from twiggy to piggy — the former supermodel shovels down her meal in London WILD CARD JEFF GOLDBLUM needs someone to rein in his kooky clothing choices THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

Ex-prez incensed over their wedding plans! -insiders BITTER Barack Obama hates the Brits SO MUCH that he can’t stand his daughter’s blue blood English boyfriend, GLOBE can reveal! Sources snitch that Barack, 58, is furious as wild child Malia intends to wed fellow Harvard student Rory Farquharson — who comes from a wealthy aristocratic family — after graduation! “Barack has bad feelings towards Britain and he would groan every time he had to travel there,” spills an insider. “He made five trips to the U.K. during his presidency and he hated every one! “It goes all the way back to Kenya, where his father was born — Kenya was a colony of Britain. The way Barack sees it, the Brits have thought themselves superior to the world and he’s got…

GAYLE KING bared all for the camera as a coed — but swears no one will ever see her in the buff because she nabbed the negatives! “I was dating a guy who was a photographer, and I thought, ‘OK, let’s have a sexy photo shoot,’” recalls the 64-year-old CBS anchor. “I was nude … I’m posing, I’m doing all the things. I mean, you stick your butt out, you stick your boobs out,” she explains. But the co-host of This Morning is quick to point out her risqué session will remain under wraps! “I went with him to the darkroom to develop them, and then when they were done, I got all the negatives. I know that they will never see the light of day.”…

DYING Queen Elizabeth is so horrified by the bitter infighting and power struggles raging behind palace walls, she has ordered a trio of shocking changes to her own funeral plans! • The furious 93-year-old monarch has BANNED her renegade grandson Prince Harry, 35, and his rebel wife, Meghan, 38, from attending her final farewell. • She has FORBIDDEN Prince Charles’ conniving wife, Camilla, 72, from taking a prominent role — and officially proclaimed the scheming hanger-on who destroyed Diana’s marriage will NEVER be called queen. • And she’s BESTOWED a special personal honor on her favorite royal — Prince William’s wife, Kate, 37! “It’s a real-life game of thrones,” a high-level palace courtier tells GLOBE in a blockbuster world exclusive. “Her Majesty is facing her last days but she’s determined…

FIRST son Donald Trump Jr. found himself in an explosion-filled minefield when he went on a nine-state tour to promote his first book! The presidential progeny’s Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us has climbed to the top of prestigious national best-seller lists, but the bearded businessman has faced fury as he travels the country to boost sales — from both left and right! “People on the left hijacked his press appearances!” grumbles Larry Ward, president of conservative watchdog organization Constitutional Rights Pac. “He was only trying to promote a book — and their agenda was anything but!” On daytime TV’s The View, the mostly liberal panel blasted Donald Jr.’s White House connections, but even right-leaning Meghan McCain — the daughter of President Trump’s longtime…

REBA McENTIRE wowed at the Country Music Association Awards with a series of gorgeous outfits — and a fabulous physique she developed after recently becoming single! Sources squeal the spunky 64-year-old country songbird is showing her ex-flame, retired geologist and photographer Anthony “Skeeter” Lasuzzo, what he’s missing after they suddenly split. “She looks better than ever, and she says the breakup was a turning point,” spills an insider. “Now she’s turning heads everywhere she goes!” Fans are gaga to know how she did it! “It’s simple,” says the source. “She has five small meals a day, mostly fresh veggies and fruit with a little steamed salmon and brown rice thrown in. She’s doing Pilates and cycling six days a week, and she’s dropped 20 pounds!” At the CMAs on Nov.…