Globe November 25, 2019

TUMMY TROUBLES SARAH HYLAND dares to wear a stomach-baring top — despite her kidney transplant scars EATING CROWE RUSSELL CROWE’s clothes can’t contain the tubby star’s growing gut! A STICKY SITUATION CHARLIZE THERON has got a mess on her hands — but the look on her face is nothing short of monstrous SEA-DOGGING IT Jackass star JOHNNY KNOXVILLE may be fishing for compliments, but his sailor hat fails to make waves CHEEKY PALS ROBERT DOWNEY JR. smooches SHIA LABEOUF after the Honey Boy star’s screenwriting win at the Hollywood Film Awards LOOKING TRASHY Mad Men beauty CHRISTINA HENDRICKS has kicked her good looks to the curb! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

RAPPING junkie Eminem was popping pills and hooked on heroin — until he was finally saved from his drug hell by Elton John! The 47-year-old Detroit rapper, whose real name is Marshall Mathers, plunged into a drug nightmare after his pal and collaborator DeShaun “Proof” Holton was murdered in 2006, according to a just-released bio, Not Afraid: The Evolution of Eminem. “Some days I would just lay in bed and take pills and cry,” he says. He was rushed to a hospital after taking “four bags of heroin,” says the book, authored by Anthony Bozza, before turning to older rocker Elton, who became “the perfect mentor to help guide Marshall. “The two started on a program of weekly check-ins and grew very close.”…

SWASHBUCKLING train wreck Johnny Depp will be dead by Christmas! That’s the fear of the movie pirate’s pals and handlers — who are terrified Depp has only weeks to live unless he cuts back on his rock ’n’ roll lifestyle! Sources tell GLOBE the 56-year-old actor-musician has been inhaling hooch like water as his vicious court battle with ex-wife Amber Heard continues to rage! “Johnny was still ordering vodka to his room by the bottle at 3 a.m. the night before a recent red-carpet event,” tattles an insider. “He was gulping the booze during the event from a coffee cup. It was wild! His security guys had to try and keep him steady on his feet.” The Pirates of the Caribbean star announced that he didn’t like his hotel room,…

PALS are fearful over the health of roly-poly Girls star Lena Dunham, who’s been crippled by a rare genetic condition that forces her to use a cane and threatens to kill her before she reaches 50. Lena, 33, was spotted hobbling in slippers with her cane and her right hand bandaged following a doctor’s appointment on Oct. 31. The brave actress faces a lifetime as an invalid because of Ehlers-Danlos syndrome — a devastating condition that attacks the skin, joints and blood vessels and can damage organs, say sources. “There are days she can’t get out of bed and her joints are basically useless and her legs can’t support her,” reveals an insider. “She’s gained even more weight, and it’s put more pressure on her unstable legs.” Lena courageously tried…

PRINCE WILLIAM’S sister-in-law, Pippa Middleton Matthews, confesses she uses a bizarre “laying on the hands” treatment to keep her year-old son Arthur’s brain working properly. The 36-year-old beauty, who wed Arthur’s dad, James Matthews, in 2017, confesses she began the unscientific “cranial osteopathy” method, where the skull is manipulated to “rebalance” the body when her son was seven months old. While many medical experts claim the therapy is practiced by quacks, Duchess Kate’s kid sister insists it’s been “calming for him. “Soon after Arthur was born last year, I heard a few mums talking about seeing a cranial osteopath. “It’s a popular alternative therapy for newborns, particularly those who have had a traumatic birth, are unsettled or have trouble sleeping.” Pippa insists the method helps “relax and promote sleep, digestion…

FURIOUS with Meghan and Prince Harry’s public bad-mouthing of their royal kin and other highhanded antics, Queen Elizabeth has booted the controversial couple out of Britain for six months to get them out of her hair — and the media’s glare. That’s the real truth behind Harry and Meghan’s recent announcement that they’ll skip at least six weeks of royal duties for “much-needed family time.” But sources say the couple and baby Archie will actually leave for a six-month stay in the U.S. — on Her Majesty’s orders! The banishment follows a documentary featuring Harry confirming he and brother William are no longer as close, are “on different paths” and have “good days and bad days.” Then an unnamed aide told CNN that palace courtiers were “stoking anti-Harry and Meghan…