Globe June 3, 2019

TAT’S RIDICULOUS Inked-up SHIA LaBEOUF treats his underwear as outerwear, but the Transformers star should rethink his weird wardrobe MS. VANDERPLUMP Reality star LISA VANDERPUMP chows down at a West Hollywood eatery EYE SPIED Squinty Alias alum JENNIFER GARNER goes undercover as a messy mom during daughter Seraphina’s soccer game JUGGLING ACT Former Grey’s Anatomy hunk PATRICK “Dr. McDreamy” DEMPSEY looks like a nightmare as the ham-fisted heartthrob struggles to transport some takeout SLIPPERY WHEN WET Forget dancing on the ceiling — LIONEL RICHIE can’t manage to stay on his feet on a rainy stage in Texas WHATTA METZ! This Is Us actress CHRISSY METZ steps out in L.A. with a sloppy hairstyle and a makeup-free face…

FUNNYMAN Tim Conway’s widow and kids are locked in a vicious feud over the $50 million fortune of The Carol Burnett Show star! “Tim would be rolling over in his grave if he knew what was happening,” spills a pal. “He’d be very upset!” Shockingly, after Tim passed away at age 85 on May 14, his oldest daughter wasn’t even notified! “I learned about my father’s death from my best friend in New York who’d heard about it on the news!” Kelly, 57, tells GLOBE. “I was heartbroken!” As GLOBE has reported, Tim suffered from hydrocephalus, commonly known as water on the brain, and had a valve surgically implanted in his head to release fluid. Back in 2013, he made the heartbreaking decision to stop doing live performances and he’d…

DESPITE mom Katie Holmes’ desperate attempts to shield daughter Suri Cruise from Scientology, the child’s superstar dad Tom Cruise is hell–bent on bringing the teen into the controversial religion, where members are forced to reveal their deepest secrets and hidden fears. Suri, 13, has lived with actress mom Katie, 40, since she divorced the Top Gun hunk in 2012, but sources say she’s since been targeted by church agents who followed her every move and reported back to her father and other Scientology leaders, insiders say. “Suri was forced to choose between her parents when they split up and she chose her mom,” spills an insider. “The main reason Katie left Tom was to save her daughter from being brainwashed.” But the 56-year-old Mission: Impossible hunk — who hasn’t been…

HOLLYWOOD powerhouse Steven Spielberg is locked in a ferocious feud with Michael Weatherly triggered by the ugly sexual harassment catastrophe between the star of TV’s Bull and actress Eliza Dushku, sources say. After CBS shelled out $9.5 million in hush money to Dushku, 38, to squelch her explosive charges against Weatherly, Spielberg’s production company Amblin Television “dropped Bull like a hot potato,” spills an industry insider. “Steven’s company had been but will no longer be attached as the series heads into its fourth season.” involved since the beginning, Dushku was hired on Bull to be Weatherly’s love interest, but was axed after complaining he’d been humiliating her with crude sexual antics. “It’s an open secret there’s no love lost between Steven and Michael,” a source confirms. “Steven obviously doesn’t want…

ELVIS was a twisted pedophile! That’s the outrageous charge of author Joel Williamson, whose shocking book, Elvis Presley: A Southern Life, exposes The King’s sick taste for young girls. According to the author, 22-year-old Elvis once traveled with a three-girl harem of 14-year-olds! Between performances, Elvis spent his time fondling and romping with the girls and enjoying “pillow fights, tickling, kissing and cuddling,” says the book. He’d also get “young girls to perform by mud wrestling in white panties” and later had a two-way mirror in his Hollywood house so he could gawk at other couples having sex. Even his only wife, Priscilla, was just 14 when the 24-year-old lech hooked up with her in Bad Nauheim, Germany, where he was serving in the Army. Elvis had a fetish for…

TEETOTALING Brad Pitt is wasting away — and pals fear he’s suffering from “manorexia!” Sources say the stress of his toxic divorce and custody battle from Maleficent witch Angelina Jolie has robbed the 5-foot-11 actor of his appetite! “Brad currently weighs around 160 pounds, which is too low for a man of his height and build. He should be more like 180 pounds,” snitches an insider. “He hasn’t had a drink in over two years, but that’s not the reason that he’s so thin now. He looks like he could be wasting away!” Insiders claim the formerly hunky 55-year-old’s biggest problem is his ongoing war with vindictive ex Angie! “There’s always something happening with her!” huffs a source. “Angie’s usually unhappy about something Brad’s done. The stress has taken a…