Globe May 6, 2019

PERSONAL FOUL Frumpy former pinup KENDRA WILKINSON dons some shredded threads while playing soccer in L.A. SUNNY SIDE FROWN Little Women: LA alum BRITTNEY “FREAKABRITT” GUZMAN is seriously short on fashion sense! HALF BAKED Milk actor JOSH BROLIN makes a major mess as he scarfs down a cupcake in the Big Apple LAMEBRAIN Dexter’s JAMES REMAR hobbles through the streets of L.A. after injuring his foot PETAL PUSHER ROBERT DOWNEY JR. is blooming with excitement as he arrives in South Korea to promote Avengers: Endgame EASY RIDER Ailing KATHY BATES — who won an Oscar for 1990’s Misery — gets a helping hand at a Washington, D.C., airport…

WARRING exes Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s two-year public slugfest has taken its darkest turn yet! The bisexual bombshell has lobbed a new grenade — describing how “monster” Johnny yanked her by the hair and smacked her around like a punching bag in an explosive leaked video. The Pirates of the Caribbean star fired back, with his rep blasting Amber’s charges as a “hoax,” but insiders tell GLOBE the ugly back-and-forth could ruin his career for good! “Before this, Johnny did a very convincing job of telling people that he never laid a finger on Amber and it was actually her who beat him up,” says an insider. “But his denials aren’t flying so much anymore. You can’t watch that video and not cringe for her. If what Amber is…

ROCK wild man Ozzy Osbourne’s risky hard-living past with years of heavy boozing and drugging has left him a weak, bedbound shell needing 24-hour aid as he waits in agony for the end, insiders say. His wife, Sharon, star of CBS’ gabfest The Talk, sadly says “there’s little chance he’ll ever be able to walk on stage, let alone perform.” Sources describe the 70-year-old Black Sabbath frontman, who notoriously bit the head off a bat during a concert, as “crippled, dying and hooked on pain drugs.” Sharon has confided to friends that “she’s afraid she’ll wake up to a corpse one morning,” spills an insider. “The reality is Ozzy has been flirting with death for years. He was a drunk and drug addict. He just lies in bed groaning about…

HEARTBROKEN, humiliated and stressed to the max, Prince William’s wife, Kate, has taken her three children and moved out over the cheating scandal linking her hubby and her sexy former best friend, Rose Hanbury, palace insiders say. The rail-thin, five-foot-nine, 130-pound beauty is so shattered over the rumored betrayal, she forced William to accept a trial separation, even as their lawyers talk divorce. Kate and her royal heirs —George, 5, Charlotte, 3, and year-old Louis — have secretly left the family country home, Anmer Hall, in Norfolk and settled in with her common-born parents, Carole and Michael Middleton, in Berkshire, according to royal spies. The kids’ great-granny Queen Elizabeth is said to be livid over the turn of events. “Her Majesty is furious things got so out of hand,” a…

THE flooding Mississippi River couldn’t stop a would-be burglar who paddled through the rushing waters in a canoe and tried to rob an abandoned house. Surveillance videos caught William T. Amos, 37, as he “attempted a burglary” in a home overwhelmed by the raging river, say Missouri’s St. Charles County cops. “It wasn’t clear if he was able to take anything,” says a source. The homeowner later confronted the man about a half-mile away at River Island Marina and called cops as the suspect attempted to flee in an inflatable boat. Cops corralled him at a “flooded, wooded area at the river’s entrance,” where he was “detained without incident,” police report. Amos, who’s described as homeless, is being held for attempted burglary and other charges on a $10,000 bond.…

MONSTER mom Victoria Toth, who’s accused of helping her lover torture and beat her two-year-old son to death, claims she’s being visited by the tot’s spirit — who insists lawmen don’t have a ghost of a chance of winning a conviction! According to police, Toth, 25, has been visiting boyfriend Jonathan Pursglove, 26, in the clink, telling him that her dead son, Jayce, is giving her advice from beyond the grave. “I talk to Jayce, and he tells me that this is something that we are supposed to go through,” Toth tells her lover on a jailhouse recording. “Hearing Jayce tell me that we’re going to get through it gives me something to hold on to.” Cops say Toth, who is out on bail, made the bizarre claim when she…