Tabla de contenidos para March 25, 2019 en Globe

SEX-SWAPPER Caitlyn Jenner was hailed as courageous when she publicly revealed she was becoming a woman, but now, the mixed-up transexual is talking about going back to being Olympic decathlon champ Bruce Jenner, pals say. While buff golden boy Bruce had oodles of gals throwing themselves at him following his Olympic win, Caitlyn’s sex life has been in the toilet since the gender switch, despite public dates with Sophia Hutchins, a 21-year-old transexual who also used to be a guy, sources say. The 69-year-old, who fathered six kids with three wives, is also distraught because she’s enduring agonizing side effects from female hormone treatments — like cramps, upset tummy, bloating and headaches — and has been basically disowned by her family, the sources dish. “She wants to be a man…

DOLLY PARTON is heartsick and angry after being blindsided by her kid sister Stella, who publicly accused the country queen of cowardice and selling out women for refusing to expose sexual assault and harassment in show business! “I’m ashamed of my sister for keeping her mouth shut,” says Stella, 69, who has survived horrific sexual abuse. “She can run it when it is about something else, but speak up about injustice, Dolly Parton, defend women, and don’t just do it in a little song. Idon’tknowwhyDolly can’t speak out, but I will!” Stella also blasted the 73-year-old superstar — who starred in the feminist flick 9 to 5 — for not taking a strong stance supporting the #MeToo movement, which is dedicated to exposing sexual perverts in the entertainment industry. But…

George H.W. Bush’s service dog, Sully, lies next to the ex-president’s casket in the Capitol rotunda LATE President George H.W. Bush’s service dog has started a new job. Sully is now on duty at Walter Reed National Medical Center, where he’s helping disabled veterans and active duty service members. The yellow Labrador Retriever touched hearts across America when he faithfully laid down beside his late master’s casket in the Capitol rotunda. As a hospital “foreman,” the tail-wagger will provide support, comfort and cheer to wounded veterans, their families and staff members.…

INA sick twist to a feelgood story, a man who gained fame for spending $540 on Girl Scout cookies was busted by the DEA on a batch of drug charges! Detric Lee McGowan bought out a troop’s entire supply of cookies on Feb. 22 so the freezing kids could go home and stay warm. The scouts had been peddling their snacks outside a supermarket in Mauldin, S.C., when McGowan came to their rescue. The bighearted good Samaritan posed for a photo with the girls that went viral and got thousands of “likes” on social media. But it turns out the cookie buyer was a 46-year-old known by the street name “Fat,” who cops say has a reputation for dealing dope. Four days after the cookie buy, McGowan was arrested on…

WEEPY and wide-eyed Wendy Williams launched her TV comeback after a hiatus of more than two months and insisted she’s “doin’ better now” during a rambling return to her chatfest. The tearful Wendy Williams Show host cited her health woes, including Graves’ disease, and admitted, “I’m the kind of patient, if I cough, I’m thinking I’m dying.” Weird Wendy also thanked fans for waiting during her break, which came after the 54-year-old fractured her shoulder and slurred her words on-air.…

YOUR prescription medications may be ticking time bombs that will trigger deadly depression! That’s the shocking warning from University of Illinois-Chicago researchers who found 200 common prescription drugs — for high blood pressure, anxiety, asthma and migraines — can send patients into a dark and dangerous funk often ignored by doctors. And the more of these drugs you take, the higher your risk of getting the blues, the researchers warn. That puts a large target on the backs of people over 65 because 40 percent of seniors take at least five different prescription drugs! Scientists found 7 percent of patients using one of the medications developed depression and the number soared to 15.3 percent for those taking at least three. The danger is “many physicians may not be aware that…

PRINCE HARRY’S rebel wife, Meghan, is being brought to heel by fed-up Queen Elizabeth, who ordered the pregnant diva to shape up or ship out! An explosive royal decree is forcing the American-born actress to take intense training in royal protocol and British etiquette — and stay out of the limelight until she learns how to act like a proper lady, a high-level palace source tells GLOBE! “Meghan is her own worst enemy,” the source says. “She’s thumbed her nose at royal rules since she wed Harry last May — and the queen’s frankly had enough! “Her Majesty is furious over the latest debacles and has vowed Meghan crossed the line for the last time. “She’s ordered the duchess to stay out of the public eye while she undergoes behavior…

AFTER meeting on the set of CBS’ drama Stalker and getting engaged after seven weeks, MAGGIE Q, 39, and DYLAN McDERMOTT, 57, are calling it quits. Singer ED SHEERAN, 28, and longtime galpal CHERRY SEABORN, 26, tied the knot in a hush-hush ceremony on his English manor before X-mas. Only kin and old school pals attended. Former Today co-host TAMRON HALL, 48, secretly married music exec STEVEN GREENER and is pregnant with their first child. Oscar-winning composer ANDRE PREVIN died at 89 on Feb. 28. MIA FARROW was one of his five wives, and their adopted daughter SOON-YI is married to WOODY ALLEN. Who’s the Boss? mom KATHERINE HELMOND died at 89 of Alzheimer’s complications at her L.A. home on Feb. 23. She later scored an Emmy for her role…

BEST known to TV fans as Teresa Lisbon on The Mentalist, Robin Tunney returns to TV in ABC’s new legal drama The Fix, which was co-created by O.J. Simpson prosecutor Marcia Clark. Series star Robin plays a Los Angeles district attorney whose career gets derailed after she loses a high-profile case featuring a movie star accused of a double murder. Here are ten things you don’t know about 46-year-old Robin. 1 Born in the Windy City, she grew up with Lara Flynn Boyle, who was also her high school classmate at the Chicago Academy for the Arts. 2 Robin moved to L.A. at 18 to pursue an acting career — after a knee injury shot down her dreams of playing pro basketball. 3 She had to wear a wig while…

A TATTOOED ex-con weaponized a sweet treat — when he conked his honey on the head with a cookie, cops charge! The victim told Florida cops Wade Smith “threw a hard piece of cookie and hit her in the forehead” on Feb. 24, according to a criminal complaint. Smith, 41, “admitted to throwing the cookie at the victim without her consent,” lawmen say. Officers noted the woman had a red mark on her forehead near her hairline but suffered no further injuries. Smith, who has a lengthy rap sheet and has served three separate terms in state prison, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge following the incident at the couple’s residence in Zephyrhills and booked into the Pasco County Jail on $500 bond. That’s the way the cookie crumbles!…

BOBBY KENNEDY arranged Marilyn Monroe’s murder — to cover up the big-screen sexpot’s romps with his brother, President John F. Kennedy! So says The Godfather actor Gianni Russo, who insists he was once a mob associate! Russo, 75, claims the Mafia plotted to set up the Kennedys using blond bombshell Marilyn as bait — and when that scheme blew up, Bobby stepped in. “They [the mob] wanted to film the Kennedys in a threesome with Marilyn,” says Russo, who played Connie Corleone’s abusive hubby, Carlo, in the mob flick and its sequel. Mafia capos planned to blackmail JFK with the footage — and force him to invade communist Cuba, which would allow the gangsters to regain control of the island’s casinos, says Russo. Marilyn had reportedly enjoyed trysts with both…

W ORKAHOLIC Luke Perry died days after suffering a massive stroke — but sources say the former Beverly Hills, 90210 hunk ignored damning symptoms and didn’t have to die! “Luke appeared to be healthy, but he was more tired and fatigued than he let on!” says an insider. “He didn’t want anyone in his family to worry!” The insider also notes: “It’s quite possible too much time had elapsed after the 911 call was made. That could have meant the difference!” Lifespan expert Dr. Gabe Mirkin, who did not treat the 52-year-old Riverdale actor, also stresses time was the enemy of the stricken star. “There are two types of strokes — one is a brain aneurysm that bursts or a weakened blood vessel that leaks. The other is when a…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 You join a volunteer group to help those less fortunate, but a loved one is feeling especially needy, Ram, so be sure to balance charitable work with TLC at home! Job seeking? Submit your application while Mercury and Mars align! A sudden spring shower sparks romance beneath a shared umbrella. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Be calm, cool and compassionate when helping someone near and dear with their troubles, Twin. Although Mercury turns direct Thursday, it clashes with Uranus, and irritation rears its head! Later, the laid-back energy of the cosmos takes over until Sunday, so relax! No need to get everything done! LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 Oh dear, bossy Lion has come out to play, and you’re poking your nose…

ORIGINAL Mouseketeer Dennis Day mysteriously vanished into thin air seven months ago — and new evidence points to the chilling conclusion the former child star was kidnapped and killed! In an exclusive interview, Day’s sister, Nelda Adkins, tells GLOBE: “I believe … Dennis was murdered!” She says the only reason Phoenix, Ore., cops won’t say he’s been killed is because they haven’t found a body. She also believes a younger handyman rooming at her brother’s house holds the key to Day’s bizarre disappearance. Day, a Mouseketeer on The Mickey Mouse Club for the first two seasons in 1956 and ’57, was living in Oregon with Ernest Caswell, who he married in 2009. The hubby says he last talked with Day, 76, on July 15 and claims Day told him he…

EX-JAILBIRD Martha Stewart is padding her billion-dollar bank account by peddling pot! The 77-year-old domestic guru has partnered with cooking co-star Snoop Dogg and his pals at the weedy Canopy Growth company to develop products containing cannabidiol, or CBD — a chemical extracted from marijuana that’s claimed to treat everything from chronic pain to anxiety to sleep problems. The new marijuana maven — who’s already teamed-up with the notorious pothead on the TV show Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party — is convinced the weed extract is a miraculous cure-all and a profitable way to cash in while helping folks. “Martha is sure that this will be big, big, big,” snitches a friend. “She thinks it will not only help people but animals, too. And she’ll make a bundle on…

OSCAR IS THEIR FAVE BED BUDDY Most Academy Award winners build a shrine around their Oscar in their homes, but not Spanish superstars PENELOPE CRUZ and hubby JAVIER BARDEM. The spicy babe, who won for Vicky Cristina Barcelona and Javier, who nabbed his for No Country for Old Men, turned their golden guys into lamps that sit on their night tables. “We switch them on and read with them,” notes Javier, joking that the lamps “remind us how good we are because the Oscars are always on.” BAD DREAMS OF GENIE! Movie genie WILL SMITH and his Aladdin director GUY RITCHIE are terrified their version of the 1992 Disney animated hit will lay a giant egg when it’s released May 24. An insider tattles MADONNA’s ex and “Will knew it…

BONES stars David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel are rolling in the dough — maybe. After a long-running legal battle, the actors and two producers on the hit Fox series have been awarded a whopping $179 million! The group sued Fox, claiming they’d been defrauded of their rightful profit participation on the show that aired from 2005 to 2017. A private arbitrator agreed, ruling Fox bosses lied, cheated and committed fraud at their expense. But Fox plans to appeal — putting their payday on hold.…

TENDER-HEARTED Catherine McCartney is facing 15 days in the slammer because she released a terrified baby bear caught in a trap that was crying for its mother. “The sound of the bear crying to his mother was truly horrible,” she says. “So I made the moral decision to let the bear go so that he could run back to his mother. “It was the right thing to do.” But hard-hearted New Jersey Judge James Devine and Vernon Municipal Prosecutor Alicia Ferrante outrageously insisted the law was the law and ignored a plea by McCartney’s lawyer that she spend time working for the Sheriff’s Department. She was instead sentenced to 15 days behind bars — but is free while she appeals. The lawmen also coldly ignored that the trap in the…

TALK show cutie Kelly Ripa answered a FaceTime call from BFF Andy Cohen stark-naked — while he was out shopping! “I’m at the gym, I’m in the locker room, I’m changing and, yes, I’m naked,” Kelly said on her show, adding that she gave Andy an eyeful of her nude bod. “He turns around and he goes, ‘Oh sweetie, I’m at J.Crew,’ ” she said. Her Live co-host, Ryan Seacrest, laughed, “And now you have a lifetime discount at J.Crew.”…

HECK no, she won’t go! That’s what Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice says when asked if she’ll follow her jailbird hubby, Joe, who’s facing deportation to Italy. “To pick up my children and just move to another country, I don’t think that would be good for my children. So I mean, so no, I probably wouldn’t,” says Teresa, 46. The reality TV couple have been married since 1999 and share four daughters, aged ten through 18. Joe, 46, will be deported to Italy after his 41-month sentence for fraud ends in March. He’s filed an appeal that’s yet to be reviewed. Meanwhile, Teresa has been spotted holding hands with 26-year-old hunk Blake Schreck, but her rep insists they’re just friends.…

FORT Pierce cop Doug McNeal was suspended for 20 days after letting a Florida couple he arrested make out in the back of a squad car on the way to the clink — as Barry White’s Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe played on the radio! McNeal says he didn’t see sexual behavior — but a cop was recorded saying, “I think they’re making babies back there.” VIRGINIA’S Smartmouth Brewing Co. is making a limited-edition beer from marshmallows that tastes just like Lucky Charms. The Norfolk company claims the suds are “magically ridiculous.” OFFICIALS want a nail salon owner to take down the sign over her Perkins Twp., Ohio, business — but Dawn Moon insists the sign and the name, Hand Jobs, is here to stay no matter how…