Globe October 1, 2018

FROCK & HORROR Underworld’s KATE BECKINSALE is red-faced on the red carpet — thanks to her barely there dress CALL TO DOODY Leftovers star JUSTIN THEROUX plays the role of a good neighbor and cleans up after his pet pooch in New York City CHIN-CREDIBLE Caddyshack heavyweight CHEVY CHASE has really slimmed down, but is now sporting an unsightly double chin LARD & ORDER Law & Order: SVU’s MARISKA HARGITAY needs to step up her workout routine! DUMBSTRUCK Rolling Stones singer MICK JAGGER seems mystified by modern technology HOGGING THE SPOTLIGHT Bloated CATHERINE BACH, who played The Dukes of Hazzard’s leggy looker Daisy, has outgrown her signature short shorts…

AILING music legend Paul McCartney is revealing his shocking secret life — including the truth about the Beatles’ breakup and his rock ’n’ roll sex life — in a no-holds-barred attempt to set the record straight before he dies, sources tell GLOBE! In frank and candid conversations, the 76-year-old star — who’s said to being suffering from the early stages of Alzheimer’s — is stripping away his wholesome image by dropping bombshell revelations about cheating, boozing and domestic abuse, insiders dish. Despite critical acclaim and a new concert tour, “Paul grumbles he’s just another washed-up old guy in the music biz now, so why not reveal his true feelings,” snitches a source who fears the Band on the Run singer has become forgetful and wants to make sure his memory…

CHATTERBOX Kelly Ripa is making her TV crew sick to their tummies with her bizarre nervous habit of gnawing her cuticles to the quick, insiders dish. “She’s constantly picking at her nails and cuticles, and probably doesn’t even realize she’s doing it half the time,” blabs an insider. “But it’s revolting her co-workers.” Her Live! co-host Ryan Seacrest comically compares her chewing to serial killer Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs, quipping that perhaps she’d “like some chianti and fava beans too” as she gnaws at her own flesh. Her shocking habit is a stark contrast to metrosexual Ryan, who “never has a hair out of place. He’s tidy, clean-shaven and very meticulous about his hands,” notes the insider. Meanwhile, Kelly’s nervous gnawing makes it more difficult for the…

THE Naked Chef star Jamie Oliver cooked the goose of a would-be burglar trying to bust into his ritzy home. The 43-year-old celeb cook “came face-to-face with the burglar as he tried to smash his way into” the eight-bedroom mansion where Jamie was home with wife Juliette and their five kids, aged from 16 to 2 years. The kitchen whiz chased the crook down the street, tackled and held him with the help of his driver and neighbors until cops came.…

PRINCE CHARLES’ troubled wife, Camilla, has been forced into a psycho ward after sparking a new royal crisis with a vicious attack on the queen’s daughter, Princess Anne! Push came to shove — literally — when Anne, 68, raged at Camilla: “You’re unfit to ever become queen!” during a family gathering at Sandringham castle, a royal courtier tells GLOBE. “Charles’ wife went berserk and physically attacked his sister. Camilla had to be pulled off Anne by two members of Her Majesty’s own security team. A doctor gave Camilla a sedative — but the incident was horrifying. The queen was aghast. The Prince of Wales rushed his wife to a car and had her driven home immediately — and Charles had her committed. “Camilla is now in therapy and was released…

AS BEN Affleck battles to beat his booze demons during a third rehab stint, his estranged actress wife, Jennifer Garner, is telling their three young kids to “pray for your daddy,” says a source. Jen was so concerned for Ben, she staged an intervention, convincing the Batman boozer he needed to get off the bottle for the sake of their children — Violet, 12, Seraphina, 9, and Samuel, 6 — and drove him to rehab on Aug. 22. “They’re praying for their daddy to get well and be by their side again soon, and Jen has been an absolute rock in helping them understand why he’s not around,” spills a source. “Of course there’s some serious worry in the household right now, especially when Ben’s back with his young pinup…