Globe September 25, 2017

BY A THREAD Busting-out Beverly Hills, 90210 beauty JENNIE GARTH is a wreck in a ragged romper! BUCKLING UNDER Cheers alum KELSEY GRAMMER makes room for his widening waistline VESTED INTEREST Kung-fu hero JACKIE CHAN is set to belt out a tune — here’s hoping the Rush Hour star’s voice is in better shape than his sweater! BODY OF EVIDENCE Almost Famous actress KATE HUDSON is sporting some odd new ink — the scribbles “No” and “Hell No” on her bare legs THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! RISKY BUSINESS Traffic lights don’t apply to Nightcrawler’s JAKE GYLLENHAAL, who bolts willy-nilly into NYC traffic WOLFING IT DOWN Former fatty JONAH HILL, of Wolf of Wall Street fame, has gotten super slim — and plenty hungry!…

FOR Suri Cruise, seeing superstar dad Tom Cruise has been a mission impossible — but that may change as spies claim the pint-size actor and ex-wife Katie Holmes have agreed to meet for the first time in years! The news broke as the couple’s five-year divorce contract has come to a close. An insider insists, “Tom can’t hide behind lawyers anymore. He needs to show Katie the respect of oneon- one dialogue and work out a regular visitation schedule with Suri, plus come to terms with the fact Katie’s dating his former friend Jamie Foxx.” Katie’s shocking split from Tom in 2012 — and defection from his religion, Scientology — probably led to her being labeled a “suppressive person” by the space-alien cult. It typically would demand Tom cut off…

Saucy MarthaMartha takes atakes a SNOOZE! LOOKS like Martha Stewart had a little bit too much of “a good thing!” As these world exclusive photos reveal, GLOBE caught the domestic diva knocking back cocktails — and then shamelessly nodding off — at the U.S. Open Tennis Championship in Queens, N.Y. Martha, 76, was among a star-studded crowd that also included Alec Baldwin, Megyn Kelly and Shania Twain on the tournament’s Aug. 28 opening night. “She saw a pretty good match, or at least she was there for it. I don’t know how much she saw,” a shocked witness tells GLOBE. “She got bleary-eyed, flushed, and then it was good night, Martha!” The lifestyle guru is known to bend her elbow — and even launched Martha Stewart Wine Company last spring…

PRINCE CHARLES fathered a son with a longtime secret mistress — and the shocking scandal has cost him the throne! “The royals are in crisis over this,” says a palace insider. “Queen Elizabeth recently decided Charles, not his son William, should succeed her — but this changes everything! “Her Majesty has now changed her mind — once again — and is passing the crown to William and his wife Kate, who’s expecting their third child sometime in March. “Someone exposed this sensational scandal to keep Charles from reigning. The question is: Was it William supporters or friends of Princess Diana who vowed her cheating husband never be king?” In a blockbuster world exclusive, GLOBE can reveal Charles’ other woman, Canadian Janet Jenkins, gave birth to a son, Jason — who…

But her affair with cheating Charles was far from over. In the fall of 1983, when she was visiting England, Charles invited her to Highgrove. His son William was about 15 months old. “We slipped back into the familiar intimacy,” says Janet. “Neither of us thought of using protection.” In December 1983, she wed a wealthy Canadian entrepreneur she’d been dating. She was already three months pregnant. She gave birth six months later — on June 13, 1984 — and listed her husband as the father on Jason’s birth certificate. But a close friend says, “Charles should take a paternity test. Janet’s son is the spitting image of William. “They look like brothers, and I believe they are.” Jason is 6-foot-2, the same as William. His father, now Janet’s ex-husband,…

SOMETIMES being a member of the House of Windsor can be a royal pain! British blue bloods are expected to follow rigid rules of palace protocol that are frequently downright bizarre. Here’s an intimate look at life behind palace walls: YOU CAN’T PASS GO! Playing Monopoly is absolutely forbidden. But not because it promotes greed. Prince Andrew confesses the family “gets too vicious” trying to build empires! KEEP THE FAITH! Britain’s monarch is the titular head of the Church of England and MUST follow the religion. Until a 2011 decree, family members couldn’t marry outside the faith. But now they’re free to wed anyone. FUR-GET IT! In 1137 King Edward III decreed no one in the royal family could wear fur — but Prince Charles’ second wife Camilla and Queen…