Globe August 14, 2017

9021-OH NO! Since marrying Dave Abrams in 2015, Beverly Hills, 90210 alum JENNIE GARTH has packed on the pounds BOTTOMS UP! Looking more homeless than Hollywood hottie, Kingsman actress HALLE BERRY chugs three fingers of red eye! SALAD DAYS Bloated Braveheart star MEL GIBSON looks like he’s losing the battle of the bulge A WRINKLE IN TIME RICHARD GERE is leaving us breathless — the former movie hunk is now a flabby mess RED ALERT RIHANNA’s once-killer bod has already gone south, but now she’s in danger of losing her dress, too! HEY DUDE! The Big Lebowski star JEFF BRIDGES shows off some creepy jazz hands THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

NO WONDER the Kardashians are so tacky! Late family patriarch Robert Kardashian — a member of O.J. Simpson’s legal Dream Team — had an incestuous romance with his own cousin, Denice Halicki, and even wanted to marry her after divorcing reality TV mom Kris Jenner! The explosive disclosure comes from Jerry Oppenheimer’s book The Kardashians: An American Drama, which reveals Robert hooked up with “his third cousin” Denice after dumping the mother of his three kids, today’s reality stars Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian. Robert’s pal and pastor, Kenn Gulliksen, described Denice as “very sweet.” But they were also “kissin’ cousins,” he says — and Robert knew they were related! Robert had told Kenn the “Kardashians and the family of Demos Shakarian were related. Demos was Denice’s grandfather,” according to…

JULY 16 LEAVING HER PARIS HOTEL Celine Dion backup dancer Pepe Munoz sneak out of her hotel separately HOLDING HANDS Just 18 months after the death of husband Rene Angelil, Celine is smitten with hunky Pepe SKINNY superstar Celine Dion, who once bragged she was a one-man woman, has a new boy toy young enough to be her son! Her relationship with hunky Spanish dancer Pepe Munoz, 32, has set tongues wagging since it appears the man-hungry cougar can’t keep her hands off the kid. Celine hired Pepe as a backup dancer on her European summer tour — and sparks flew immediately, sources reveal. “Meeting Pepe has put a pep in her step,” spills an insider. “He makes her feel beautiful, sexy and alive.” The pair was spotted attending a…

KING WILLIAM and his Queen Kate are planning a ruthless royal purge as they take the throne — and no one is safe! Determined to modernize an old fashioned and out-of-touch monarchy, William, 35, and his beautiful wife are changing all the rules — with dying Queen Elizabeth’s backing! “Her Majesty told them they were the only ones who could drag the royals into the 21st century and tear down the walls of pomp and ceremony that keep the family isolated from the world,” says a palace insider. “And, unfortunately, there will be casualties. Big ones! “William and Kate won’t let anything or anyone stand in their way of creating a more normal way of life for them and their children, Prince George and Princess Charlotte. They intend to live…

USHER is living up to his U Got It Bad hit by reportedly forgetting to tell gals he’s infected with herpes before having unprotected sex! The 38-year-old R&B cheater, who’s married to Grace Miguel, recently paid $1.1 million to one gal, who says he gave her the disease. Now, he’s been socked with a $20 million lawsuit by another lover, charging he betrayed her in the bedroom, too. Identified only as “Jane Doe,” she claims the love rat used a condom for their first sex romp in her Atlanta home on April 16. But on April 28, when they hooked up for another steamy session in a New Orleans hotel, she claims the singer failed to wear protection and also neglected to tell her about his herpes. Now, Jane Doe…

AFTER three failed marriages, Drew Barrymore has turned to food and beer to numb the agony of her wounded heart — and mushroomed to a staggering 233 pounds — sparking a medical expert to warn she’s putting her life at risk. Once a curvy 130 pounds, the 5-foot-4 Charlie’s Angels cutie has packed on 103 pounds since her marriage to actor and art consultant Will Kopelman went belly-up last year. Dr. Gabe Mirkin, who hasn’t treated the former child star, warns her whopping weight gain — and bulging tummy — “puts her at risk for multiple deadly diseases. “She has so much belly fat, she may already have diabetes and is at high risk for a heart attack.” The 42-year-old E.T. legend has been drowning — and eating — her…