Globe July 17, 2017

THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! BOY, WHATTA BELLY! Cher’s daughterturned- son CHAZ BONO has sprouted a burly beer belly to go with that lumberjack beard GHOSTBUSTED! Saturday Night Live alum DAN AYKROYD looks dead on his feet — or has the Ghostbuster gotten into the spirits again? GOING CAMPING? Rapper turned actress QUEEN LATIFAH is no bathing beauty in her tent-like beach coverup GUT-SY PERFORMANCE With an over-inflated spare tire like this, no one will be showing the money to Jerry Maguire star CUBA GOODING JR. MAKES NO SCENTS! GET a whiff of Law & Order star MARISKA HARGITAY smelling her necklace! That’s downright weird! SHAGGY-DOG STORY It’s no joke! Former Tonight Show funnyman JAY LENO is looking pretty ruff!…

MODEL Miranda Kerr has surrendered $8 MILLION in jewelry to U.S. authorities after being swept up in a massive scandal rocking some of Hollywood’s biggest stars! The mega-pricey baubles were given to the former Victoria’s Secret Angel by besotted financier Jho Low, who is allegedly at the center of an international scam that saw billions of dollars stolen from a Malaysian state fund. In addition to Miranda, 34 — who’s married to Snapchat billionaire Evan Spiegel — actors Leonardo DiCaprio, Christian Bale, Forest Whitaker and Casey Affleck have been linked to the shady financier, who reportedly received illicit payments from a government fund set up by Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak. Mark Wahlberg and Mad Men hunk Jon Hamm are also being targeted by the feds as they seek to…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE THE MOST EXCLUSIVES EVERY WEEK! RECOVERING boozer Mel Gibson is so desperate to repair his damaged body — and live longer — he’s making secret trips to a controversial Panama clinic for experimental stem cell injections! Moneybags Mel, 61, is shelling out a staggering $12,000 for each dose of living tissue shot into his bloodstream. So far, the Lethal Weapon star has had two injections — but “he’s desperate to live forever” and to get another treatment “once every six months,” says a friend. Gibson swears his dad, Hutton, is living proof the therapy works. Hutton had crippling health issues before beginning the injections in 2013. He is now a spry 98 — and can walk without a cane! “Mel reckons it’s saved his dad’s life,” says the…

ONLY IN GLOBE THE BEST PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! PLASTIC surgery junkie Priscilla Presley is spouting misshapen, bloated fish lips after having a risky new round of filler injections — and friends fear the latest nip/ tuck nightmare has doomed her to an early grave! Elvis Presley’s ex was sporting the horrific freak-show look as she tried to sneak out of a medical building in Beverly Hills on June 19, where she’d first arrived with much thinner lips. Now sources say years of accumulated cosmetic fixes — including the latest and a past poisonous Botox-like treatment administered by a quack — have taken a drastic toll on the 72-year-old’s health. An alarmed friend believes she’s “addicted” to plastic surgery and with her latest treatment “may not have much longer to live…

‘She can have a very sharp tongue and uses it relentlessly on the help — and her husband!’ COMMONERS are revolting against the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge — with two staffers quitting because of Kate’s ruthless rule! Sadie Rice, 35, worked at Kate and William’s country home, Anmer Hall, for two years but recently quit the post because the work became “too demanding.” A palace spy snitches, “Sadie’s a hard worker, but the job’s demands got too much — even for her. She wasn’t having a normal life outside work. “Nothing will change her mind. It’s their loss.” The housekeeper’s departure comes just weeks after Kate’s secretary and right-hand woman, Rebecca Deacon, 34, gave notice! “Behind her sweet public smile, the Duchess of Cambridge is an absolute witch,” a…

THE Duchess of York has made a truly sick confession — she wished she suffered from bulimia like her former sister-inlaw, Diana, Princess of Wales! Sarah Ferguson, 57 — who admits to hoarding food in Buckingham Palace “like a squirrel hiding her acorns” — ballooned to a royally shocking 220 pounds during her marriage to Prince Andrew, which ended in 1996. The Duchess of Pork, as she was dubbed by the press, says in those years she longed to be “as beautiful and thin as Princess Diana.” “I squashed my feelings through food,” admits the mother of Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice. “I was a binge eater. I never could get bulimia because I just didn’t have that mental state to go that far, but I always wished I could. “My body and mind…