Globe June 5, 2017

UNLUCKY BREAK X-Files icon GILLIAN ANDERSON accepts a Webby Award for her role in The Fall — while nursing a busted foot CHINMUSIC JENNIFER LOPEZ will be singing the blues when she sees this shot of her ugly double chins! FADEOUT Fatal Attraction star MICHAEL DOUGLAS looks downright frightful as he steps out in NYC ON A HUNCH Is Fury actor SHIA LABEOUF running away from home — or auditioning for a role as a drifter? CHIPMUNK CHEEKS Puffy TOM CRUISE flashes a scary grin as he shoots Mission: Impossible 6 in Paris TICKLED PINK! Pitch Perfect actress ELIZABETH BANKS struck out with this goofy getup, but she’s still all smiles!…

– charge SCIENTOLOGIST actor Danny Masterson is bringing in the big guns to battle shocking rape allegations! The 41-year-old That ’70s Show star has hired highpowered criminal defense attorney Tom Mesereau — who got Michael Jackson acquitted on all 14 counts of his 2005 child molestation trial. This shows “just how seriously” Masterson is taking the accusations, says Tony Ortega, an author and reporter who’s covered Scientology. “Mesereau already made contact with the LAPD to tell them Masterson denies the rape allegations, and with the help of private investigator Scott Ross, has been gathering witnesses to back up Masterson’s denials.” Three women who were Scientologists say they were raped or sodomized by Masterson between 2001 and 2003 — and then pressured by the cult to not contact police. Victim A,…

GAY comic Rosie O’Donnell is being branded an evil, home-wrecking “other woman” who reportedly stole a wife and mom of two away from her hubby with seductive lesbian love tricks. Ironically, Rosie was good pals with Wall Street moneyman David “Scott” Schiff, 55, and a godmother to one of his kids! But that was before he filed to divorce his wife of 14 years, Broadway actress Dana Caruso Schiff, 48 — who sources say hooked up with the funnygal! “Rosie and Dana did Fiddler on the Roof together on Broadway,” a source tells GLOBE. “The two families would even vacation together.” But according to insiders, the co-stars soon plunged into a sizzling backstage romance. Dana began slipping out of her family’s ritzy New York City apartment to hook up with…

FACING SAME SAD FATE AS HER DAD! Fed-up family spurns her as custody battle rages PILL-POPPING maniac Lisa Marie Presley has wasted away to a ghoulish-looking 99 pounds, and terrified friends fear she’s killing herself with drugs — just like her tragic dad, Elvis! The 5-foot-3 heiress, who has blown through much of her dad’s billion-dollar fortune with a partying lifestyle, has shrunken to a bony wreck and her organs are failing, say sources. Now pals are sadly predicting she won’t make it to the 40th anniversary of her famous dad’s death on Aug. 16! “Lisa Marie is a drug-addicted mess,” dishes a source. “She’s become a wraith, and her weight has dropped to a shocking 99 pounds! “She may well have passed the point of no return. Her organs…

DEMON’S LAIR! BLOODTHIRSTY Ted Bundy was one of the world’s most terrifying serial killers, and now a contractor claims the fiend’s home is a haunt for bizarre, horrifying paranormal events! Casey Clopton, who renovated the monster’s childhood house near Tacoma, Wash., got so spooked, he scribbled Bible verses on walls and even had preachers do room-by-room exorcisms! “I’m not one to believe a lot of this stuff, but this house made me a believer,” he says. Two of his most terrifying moments came when he found the word “Leave” written in dust on a bedroom floor and “Help me” on a cellar window. Casey also says cell phones and other electrical gadgets would suddenly die or become unplugged, drawers would mysteriously open and dressers would fall over. Even real estate…

FIGHTING for his life following a monster heart attack and stroke, Princess Diana’s former lover James Hewitt is determined to take explosive royal secrets to the grave — including whether he’s the true father of Prince Harry! Docs give the polo playing ex-army officer, who had a scandalous five-year affair with Prince Charles’ wife, “a slim chance” to survive, but “even if he lives, I don’t believe he will ever talk about the royals again,” gabs a source. If he does spill, the 59-yearold former major can drop bombshell revelations about Di’s marriage to cheater Prince Charles, her fears of being murdered by the royal family and Harry’s true paternity. “Hewitt has denied being Harry’s dad, but he’s also stoked rampant rumors he is the father of Diana’s redhaired son,”…