Globe May 1, 2017

FAT’S INCREDIBLE! It’s no laughing matter — comic ADAM SANDLER is living large as he vacations in Maui A REAL BUTTHEAD! Cheeky Modern Family actress ARIEL WINTER lets it all hang out during a shopping trip FISH LIPS Time has robbed Bonnie and Clyde star FAYE DUNAWAY of her oncestunning looks DRIVING MISS DAZY! Driving Miss Daisy star MORGAN FREEMAN looks loopy as he leaves a London restaurant WHATTA HAG! If only there was a magic spell to reverse what’s happened to SARAH JESSICA PARKER’s face! GERE BELLY It’ll be hard to attract a pretty woman with a gross beer gut like that, RICHARD GERE!…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE DEVASTATED by the double blow of losing her brother Garry and best pal Carrie Fisher, Penny Marshall is being killed by a broken heart, pals fear. “These two deaths have flattened Penny like a one-two punch,” reveals a source close to TV’s Laverne and Shirley star. Penny, 73, amazed Hollywood by beating deadly brain and lung cancer with surgery, chemotherapy and radiation in 2013. But the A League of Their Own director, who incredibly still smokes, was shattered when her beloved brother and Happy Days producer, Garry, died at age 81 in July. She plunged into an even deeper funk after Carrie’s fatal heart attack at age 60 in December. “Penny and Carrie were thick as thieves for as long as I can remember,” the source recalls. “Carrie…

TINSELTOWN’S newest odd couple is sitcom star Jimmie “J.J.” Walker and conservative firebrand Ann Coulter. While there have been rumors about the pair for years, legendary TV producer Norman Lear blew the lid off the secret romance. He revealed the 69-year-old African-American star of his classic ’70s comedy Good Times and right-wing Republican pundit Ann, 55, have been dating “for some time!” “Norman really dropped a bombshell,” says an industry insider. “Jimmie and Ann have been seen out together and there have been whispers for years they were dating under the radar. “But Ann has insisted they’re just good friends. Now it looks like there’s a whole lot more going on!” Norman, 94, dropped his shocking revelation by saying Jimmie, who played J.J. on Good Times, “dates Ann Coulter! I…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! World Court investigators taking secret testimony FORMER President Barack Obama and his sicko sidekick Hillary Clinton are BOTH guilty of heinous war crimes — and shamefully bear responsibility for Syrian strongman Bashar al-Assad getting his hands on horrific sarin nerve gas, used in a wanton massacre last month! That’s the chilling charge from sources who tell GLOBE key prosecution witnesses are already testifying at an investigation underway at the International Criminal Court in The Hague, Netherlands. American and foreign officials involved with the poison gas shipments are so outraged and sickened by the Syrian slaughter they felt compelled to step forward and “tell all they know,” says a source close to the investigation. “Their testimony is damning. It’s clear Obama and Clinton have innocent blood on their…

PRINCE William and Kate Middleton are cashing in on the popularity of their cute little daughter, Princess Charlotte — and stuck-up English snobs have their panties in a twist over the move! The gift shop at the royal couple’s London home — Kensington Palace — is hawking the “Princess Charlotte Collection,” royal-themed kids toys and clothes featuring garish dress-up outfits, chintzy tiaras and other wares of questionable quality. “It’s an embarrassment and an insult,” says an English grandee, who calls the items “low-class, common merchandising — a disgrace to the crown — ripped right out of the Middleton’s crass party business!” Says another outraged blueblood, “Kensington Palace has been home to kings and queens for 300 years. Now a bloody gift shop is pimping the royal family!” Certainly, the stuff…

SEX-CRAZED American divorcée Wallis Simpson, who stunned England by luring King Edward to abdicate the throne and marry her, cheated on the monarch with a commoner — and Britain’s MI5 spy agency knew it! Newly discovered documents reveal Wallis secretly bedded Ford car salesman Guy Trundle — while married to Edward, who became Duke of Windsor when he left the throne. MI5’s Special Branch began keeping tabs on Edward when he started wooing man-trap Wallis in 1934 — before he became king. The spies were shocked to discover the scheming socialite, divorced from American Navy offificer Earl Spencer, was still married to her second hubby, shipping exec Ernest Simpson, when she seduced Edward. A police surveillance team issued a top-secret memo to Metropolitan Police Commissioner Philip Game on June 25,…