Globe April 10, 2017

KEEPING ABREAST OF PARIS! The King of Pop’s princess PARIS JACKSON has no shame, flashing her nipples — piercings and all — in a too sheer top! PRETTY CHEER-FUL! Funnyman BILL MURRAY roots for the Xavier University basketball team, where his son Luke is an assistant coach MOP TOP! Clean up in aisle four! Scraggly KURT RUSSELL goes overboard swabbing his Brentwood, Calif., driveway FOUL FONZIE! Say it a-y-y-y-yn’t so! Happy Days’ HENRY WINKLER has swapped Fonzie’s leather jacket for a plaid monstrosity ANY WITCH WAY Is X-Files star GILLIAN ANDERSON heading to Oz? Her wicked witch look is flat-out frumpy! SHOE MUST BE KIDDING! Former Spice Girl VICTORIA BECKHAM is so posh, she uses stilettos as snowshoes!…

WINE-SLOSHING Ellen DeGeneres nearly broke her finger by running into a door — and the alarming incident has pals concerned the talk show host desperately needs to check into booze rehab! The 59-year-old media mogul tried to laugh off the shocking mishap — which ended with Ellen getting treated for a dislocated digit at the hospital. Holding up her finger in a splint, she told her TV audience on March 21: “Well, I had two glasses of wine and fell into a door. “The dogs were so excited to see us and I caught the lip of the top step ... I fell into the door and ... I dislocated my finger.” Her actress-wife, Portia de Rossi, drove her to the emergency room for treatment. While Ellen turned the injury…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE LADY killer O.J. Simpson plans to hook up with monster mom Casey Anthony after he’s released from the slammer — because they’re perfect for each other! GLOBE has learned the 69-year-old disgraced football great has had the hots for Casey, 31, from the moment she burst into the news, accused of killing her two-year-old daughter, Caylee, in 2008. And she recently gushed about feeling a “connection” with the evil former NFL star, acquitted of the bloody 1994 butchering of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman. “O.J. thought Casey was very pretty at the time of her trial,” says a source, who adds “The Juice” thought she was “guilty.” The womanizing ex-jock usually hits on petite women under 30, but he’ll make an exception about…

RAVAGED by breathing problems and too weak to walk, former Starsky & Hutch heartthrob David Soul is in a life-anddeath battle. Now living in England, the 73-year-old actor, who played undercover cop Hutch on the 1970s series, is crushing the scales at an unhealthy 262 pounds and was too weak to jet to the U.S. for a reunion with his series co-stars. “Due to my medical condition, I have been advised by my lung specialist that I shouldn’t risk the 11-hourplus flight to Hollywood from London,” he says. “I’m truly sorry.” A source close to the former star says, “David is on his last legs. He’s overweight, very feeble and has numerous health problems now. He has terrible trouble breathing and can’t walk.” So his old TV partner Starsky, actor…

GLEN Campbell’s debilitating Alzheimer’s disease has robbed the country music legend of his ability to play the guitar! Kim Woolen, his wife of 34 years, says the star can no longer perform but sometimes plays the air guitar while spouting gibberish. “It’s not a melody that we recognize,” laments Kim. “But you can tell that it’s a happy song and he has a song in his heart.” Now 80, Glen is spending his last days in a care facility.…

PATRICK Swayze’s stubborn widow caused a mistrial as the lone jury holdout in an excessive force murder case! Lisa Niemi Swayze believed cop Michael Custer acted in good faith when he shot Florida resident Seth Adams four times in 2012. Adams confronted Custer, not in uniform at the time, at Adam’s tree nursery business. When Adams went to get his cell phone, Custer gunned him down. While eight jurors were ready to convict the cop, Lisa refused Ñ forcing a new trial.…