Globe March 13, 2017

STAR-CROSSED These days, aging ROBERT REDFORD appears more like a leading lady than a leading man! TONGUE IN CHEEK Actress JENNIFER GARNER was spotted in Santa Monica, looking like she’d scarfed down a snack GRAY LADYNAL Hollywood heavyweight MELISSA MCCARTHY takes frumpy to the next level with her latest look DROOPY DRAWERS Modern Family star ARIEL WINTER’s loopy lingerie get-up should have been left on the shelf To TELL THE TOOTH Comedian MEL BROOKS’ gnarly choppers are no laughing matter. Get that man to a dentist! THE EVIL EYE Talk show terror JERRY SPRINGER looks sly and spry as he greets fans in New York City…

BOOZER David Cassidy’s brain is so riddled by dementia, he’s been forced to quit performing! The former Partridge Family star and teen heartthrob made the shocking retirement announcement after a Feb. 18 concert where stunned fans watched him forget song lyrics, slur his words, ramble on and fall off the stage at the Canyon Club in L.A.’s Agoura Hills. But in a heart breaking interview, David, 66, later confessed he will stop performing — because dementia is ravaging his brain, as it did to his actress mom, Evelyn Ward, and his grandfather. “A part of me always knew this was coming,” he says, adding that “in the end, the only way I knew [his mother] recognized me is with one single tear that would drop from her eye every time…

ONLY IN GLOBE! SCIENTOLOGY’S late kingpin L. Ron Hubbard personally bestowed Pulp Fiction star John Travolta with a chilling, elite designation for the sect — which gave him a license to kill! That’s the shattering bombshell charged by former cult member and King of Queens star Leah Remini, who has been exposing the sect’s shameful secrets on her A&E network show, Scientology and the Aftermath. “I think John was given a designation Kha-Khan,” says Leah. “There’s a policy that basically says you can kill another human being if you are Kha-Khaned ... and he was given that by L. Ron Hubbard.” Another source adds, “Someone of John’s status in theory has the authority to pick up a gun and shoot somebody dead, and Scientology would look the other way. “Staffers,…

SPOILED Lisa Marie Presley has blown through the $1 billion fortune she inherited from her father, Elvis — and is now homeless and crashing on relatives’ couches after losing custody of her twins! In shocking court papers filed as part of her ugly divorce from fourth hubby, Michael Lockwood, 49-year-old Lisa Marie admits she has never really worked a day in her life, was milked dry by Scientology, got bad financial advice and squandered the rest of Elvis’ legacy on drugs and a luxury jet-set life. Her heyday was crammed with expensive restaurants, designer clothes, $340,000 parties, multimillion estates, exotic cars, private jets and near-constant travel! Now, Elvis’ only legally recognized child insists she’s so broke she can’t remember the last time she “spent money on clothes or shoes of…

POOR little rich girl Lisa Marie Presley has been desperately looking for a daddy replacement ever since Elvis died when she was nine years old! That’s the heartbreaking analysis of Beverly Hills psychiatrist Dr. Carole Lieberman, who says Lisa Marie chose ALL her husbands for the wrong reason — they reminded her of her father. First hubby Danny Keough, divorced after nearly six years in 1994, “looked like Elvis” and was a musician, too, says the author of Bad Boys. “Husband No. 2 Michael Jackson was the King of Pop and Elvis was the King of Rock,” Dr. Lieberman explains. Rock,” Dr. Lieberman explains. “Nicolas Cage, her third, was an obsessive Elvis fan. Current husband Michael Lockwood — who she’s suing for divorce — is a guitarist, music producer and director.”…

SONS HARRY & WILL BRITAIN’S newly named king, William, is visiting Paris for the first time since his mother, Diana, died in the French capital 20 years ago — to collect evidence that will convict his father, Charles, as her murderer! While “goodwill” is the official reason for his March 17 and 18 state visit with wife Kate, palace insiders say William is meeting on the sly with doctors at Pitie- Salpetriere Hospital where Diana was pronounced dead on Aug. 31, 1997, as well as with authorities who investigated the tunnel crash that allegedly killed her and her lover, Dodi Fayed. “William is going to collect secret ultrasound scans that prove his mother was pregnant with Dodi’s child,” says an insider. “That gives prosecutors Charles’ motive for murder — since…