Globe March 6, 2017

GET BACK IN THE BOTTLE! PARIS JACKSON channels her inner homeless genie — sadly, her boho Barbara Eden look is a fashion flop! OVER THE HUMP Behaving Badly’s GARY BUSEY looks broken and busted as he slumps on the street in Malibu DUMPY DENZEL Fumbling Fences star DENZEL WASHINGTON seems like he’s losing more than sleep these days! WHATTA BIG MOUTH! Feisty firebrand HODA KOTB is always looking for an audience — even when she’s off Today show duty! FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD JENNIFER GARNER has a snack attack following a charity run in the streets of Brentwood, Calif. BARK AT THE MOON Rocker and reality TV dad OZZY OSBOURNE gets a head start on his nighttime carousing…

COURAGEOUS First Lady Melania Trump is fighting back and clobbering the “mean girls” who talked trash about her years as a model, refusing to give her the respect she deserves! “She’s not taking this lying down,” says a source close to her proud husband, President Donald Trump. “The viciousness people have stooped to has gotten out of control.” Rosie O’Donnell sparked outrage on Twitter by sharing a video cruelly speculating about Donald and Melania’s 10-year-old son, Barron, possibly being autistic. Like a she-lion protecting her cub, furious Melania forced the fat funnygal to back down and apologize, by threatening to take Rosie to court. And last year, after the Republican National Convention, model Gigi Hadid mercilessly mocked Melania at the American Music Awards with a painful impression. Others, like Veep…

AGING movie queen Faye Dunaway shocked and horrified guests at a Hollywood gala with a face so painfully stretched and taut, the one-time love goddess looked like a “cadaver” out of a fright flick! Now Tinseltown insiders and plastic surgeons are buzzing the 76-year-old Bonnie and Clyde star is proof that too much plastic surgery is NOT a good thing! “Faye’s wrecked her face with plastic surgery over the years in a vain attempt to recapture her youth,” says a source. “But it’s backfired — it left her looking like a skeletal cadaver!” Expert Dr. Lyle Back says the Mommie Dearest star has had “bad cosmetic surgery” in the past that “looks a lot worse when a person ages.” He slammed her face-lift work, saying, “Her skin has been pulled…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE TERRIFIED of getting a long prison sentence and dying alone in a cold cruel cell, Hillary Clinton is preparing to confess to the shocking crimes she’s committed, government insiders tell GLOBE! In return for a plea deal and a short stint behind bars, the crooked Democratic politician is ready to come clean before a federal grand jury in Brooklyn, N.Y., the insiders say. During secret negotiations with prosecutors, Hillary admitted, “I’m guilty!” a source claims, agreeing to confess to: n Diverting millions of dollars in donations from the Clinton Foundation to secret bank accounts later used by her, hubby Bill, and their daughter Chelsea! n Sending classified government secrets via an unsecured email server on a private email account! n Masterminding the $165 BILLION in weapons sales…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE NEARLY broke after years of wild partying and bedding countless babes, roly-poly screen legend Jack Nicholson is desperate for dough and forced to go back to work at age 79, say pals! “Jack wants to make another picture for the bread,” says a friend. “He made a lot of money in the past but he blew most of it on wild parties, drugs, broads, houses and a VERY expensive art collection! “He hasn’t worked on a movie in seven years so he hasn’t had much money coming in. And he’s got a pretty rich lifestyle to support.” Adds another insider, “He really had no intention of ever going back to work. Then, he got a good look at his bank account and started to freak out!” His movie…

GEORGE CLOONEY has finally admitted he’s about to take on his most challenging role: Dad! Oscar-winner George, 55, and his accomplished attorney wife, Amal, 39, have gone public with their pregnancy and revealed they are expecting a boy AND a girl — but their baby joy was old news to GLOBE readers! In our Feb. 6, 2017, issue, we shared news of Amal’s miracle pregnancy — along with a photo of her telltale bump! “They’re overjoyed,” says a longtime pal of the pair. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! TOM JONES & PRISCILLA WELSH widower Tom Jones, 76, has come clean about his hot romance with the former wife of The King! The What’s New Pussycat singer has fifinally admitted he's been dating Elvis Presley's ex Priscilla, 71. But GLOBE had…