Globe February 6, 2017

THAR SHE BLOWS! Bloated KIRSTIE ALLEY doesn’t seem too cheerful after packing away a post-birthday meal in New York City HER LIPS ARE SEALED NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN’s puckered pout is not a good look on the former Desperate Housewives vixen DUMPY DENZEL Even though his glory days are long gone, DENZEL WASHINGTON’s a bigger star than ever — not in a good way! PLAYING A HUNCH! Hunchbacked JAMES EARL JONES shuffles around the Big Apple looking dazed and confused BRIDES OF FRANKENSTEIN! Today hosts KATHIE LEE GIFFORD and HODA KOTB must have monster hangovers after an evening of partying in New York City NEW DORK STATE OF MIND Time for a little bit of honesty BILLY JOEL: You look like hell!…

TELLTALE BUMP! Amal is three months along — and George is wild about getting to be a dad, say friends! AFTER months of trying and tears, George and Amal Clooney have a miracle baby on the way! The 39-year-old mom-tobe debuted her baby bump in London on Jan. 9 — and GLOBE has learned she’s three months along! “Amal was glowing and George never left her side. He was very protective of her,” an eyewitness at the event tells GLOBE. “She refused alcohol, and even touched her belly several times. It’s written all over their faces — they’re going to be parents!” Oscar-winner George, 55, famously once said: “I don’t see myself ever having kids” — and friends and family are in shock over his monumental U-turn. But a longtime…

C OUNTRY wildcat Tanya Tucker is fading fast, and alarmed pals fear the trouble-prone 58-year-old is nearing the end after being hospitalized three times in less than a year! The hard-partying Texas Tornado was forced to cancel three concerts last month — and put in the hospital — after breaking a vertebra and rib in a shocking fall during her tour in the Lone Star State. Now sources say Tanya’s health is a mess — and fear the singer, who’s suffered booze and drug problems, has fallen off the wagon. “These are dark days,” says a friend. “Tanya suffers from chronic bronchitis, has battled pneumonia and myriad other health problems. “She took a couple of years off to battle depression after her mother, Juanita, died in 2012. “She’s tried so…

‘I DON’T EVEN LIKE CHINESE FOOD’ TV HOST Steve Harvey acts like a nice cheerful guy on Family Feud and the kids’ show Little Big Shots, but behind his mega-watt smile lurks a twisted double life, say sources. In a world exclusive, GLOBE is ripping the lid off the 60-year-old funnyman’s sinister dark side — his shocking racist rants, cheating and bigamy scandals and his profanity- laced shouting matches! The comic, whose media empire is worth $100 million, was blasted for offensive comments about Asians during his talk show last month. Laughing hysterically at his own poor jokes, he mocked the self-help book, How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men, saying the work should consist of just two sentences: “Excuse me, do you like Asian…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! HEARTBROKEN Prince Harry has called off his wedding to American TV beauty Meghan Markle — after an explosive showdown with his father Charles and conniving stepmother Camilla! The 32-year-old love-struck royal had just returned from a romantic getaway with Meghan to see the Northern Lights in Norway when he was summoned to his father’s private quarters — alone, says a palace insider. According to the insider, 68-year-old Charles told his redheaded son, “What are you thinking? Dump her now! Camilla is right! She’s nothing but a commoner — she’s not even British! She’s not fit to be your wife!” The senior royals’ disapproval of the sexy Suits actress erupted in outrage when Meghan’s brother, Thomas Markle Jr., 50, was arrested and charged with holding a gun to…

A WORLD-FAMOUS priest whose work inspired the terrifying movie The Exorcist died after meeting a possessed 4-year-old girl! Catholic priest Malachi Martin, widely considered to be the inspiration for Max von Sydow’s Father Lankester Merrin character in The Exorcist, died from a nasty fall in his New York City apartment after he attempted to save a demonic child! Now an eyewitness, former CIA agent Robert Marrow who often accompanied the Irish priest to exorcisms, has divulged the chilling, supernatural details behind his friend’s 1999 death! And those facts eerily recall a scene in the horror fifilm when a priest is bombarded with crude sexual talk from a possessed girl played by young Linda Blair. In on chilling confrontation, the demon shouts to people in the room, “Keep away, the sow…