Globe December 26, 2016

TERRIFIED at spending the rest of his life behind bars, 79-year-old sex monster Bill Cosby is desperate to cop a plea deal to escape a prison sentence, say sources. The disgraced star’s frenzy to stay free comes on the heels of a ruling that damning depositions — in which HE CONFESSED to drugging gals unconscious, so he could have sex with them — will be admissible at his trial. “He and his family, including his wife, Camille, are adamant that Bill won’t be able to convince a jury to let him off,” a source close to the family says, explaining why Cosby wants a deal. “But they believe he’ll be able to get probation and avoid dying in prison.” Spokespersons for Cosby’s attorneys and the D.A. declined to speculate on…

SELFISH Angelina Jolie is playing hardball with estranged hubby Brad Pitt — planning to cut him out of the picture entirely and move their kids to London so she can become a full-time diplomat! That’s the secret scheme behind her battle to win sole custody of their brood — adopted children Maddox, 15; Pax, 13; and Zahara, 11, and biological offspring Shiloh, 10, and 8-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox, sources charge. What’s more, she’s enlisted two brainy galpals to plot out a winning strategy — Lady Arminka Helic, 48, a member of Britain’s House of Lords and former advisor to the nation’s foreign secretary, and Chloe Dalton, 37, a speechwriter with England’s Foreign Office — as she campaigns for a spot as a United Nations envoy. Furious Brad has blasted…

FREAKED out Hillary Clinton suffered a violent, self-destructive psychotic episode on Election Day as it became clear she’d lost the presidency to Donald Trump! Now nearly seven weeks after Clinton’s secret nervous breakdown, insiders are telling GLOBE the REAL reason she stayed hidden that historic night — and didn’t make a concession speech. “Hillary spontaneously combusted behind the scenes and had to be sedated!” a stunned insider says. “She collapsed and was incapable of conceding in public.” As election returns rolled in during the course of the night, Clinton became more and more unhinged and “started belting back booze to numb her shock,” another source reveals. As aides and her family desperately tried to slapweepingand incoherent Clinton back to life in her New York hotel suite, her fed-up campaign chairman,…

MEN who fantasize about making love to showbiz beauties like Jennifer Lopez and Scarlett Johansson may soon have their dream come true — with celebrity sex robots! The slick machines on HBO’s new hit show Westworld aren’t just a fantasy — sex robots that can look and act like a real girl are in development, and expert David Levy says they’ll even be customized to look like your favorite screen siren! “You can imagine people saying: ‘I’ve got a sex robot who looks like Angelina Jolie, and she’s fabulous in bed!’” says Levy, author of Love and Sex with Robots. Levy believes the development of walking, talking sex dolls is just around the corner — including movie star look-alikes. Computer programs will work from a photo of the desired Hollywood…

GLOBE LAW & ORDER CAMPAIGN COWARDLY creeps are preying on our brave men and women in blue with deadly ammo that can rip through their bulletproof vests like paper! But the gutless Obama administration has refused to crack down on lethal M855 green-tip bullets that pose a terrifying threat to police, who are being targeted at horrifying rates by cold-blooded killers! Now GLOBE is demanding these cop-killing bullets be banned! Law enforcement expert and ex-cop Bo Dietl tells GLOBE, “I’m a big gun supporter. But in an age when people are setting out to ambush cops, this ammunition should not be available to anyone except law enforcement who might need it to attack terrorists.” Most armor-piercing rounds are forbidden by federal law, but clueless bureaucrats exempted the powerful M855 —…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! DEVASTATED over losing her unborn twins and by a crisis in her fairytale marriage to Prince William, the Duchess of Cambridge has shrunk to a scarily skinny 103 pounds and is wasting way! Now palace insiders fear the double heartbreak has plunged Kate into a relapse of the potentially lethal eating disorder anorexia. William and his grandma Queen Elizabeth are so alarmed they’re urging the mother of two to check into a private sanitarium for treatment. “Kate’s in trouble,” says a source. “Blaming herself for the miscarriage and worrying she’s headed for divorce is literally eating away at her. “She has bags and dark circles under her eyes from crying and lack of sleep. And she’s so very skinny again. “She’s always been thin, but now she’s…