Hunting traditions have existed for millenniums. Throughout time, these have culminated into proliferated practices. Some are practical, others are amusing, and there are those that are downright wretched. This collection of customs produces a need for rule of law. And thus, we present the 18 Commandments of Deer Camp. If these edicts aren’t adhered to, all bets are off.
1. THOU SHALT INVITE GUESTS WITH GREAT CARE
Anyone with a history of bullying, cheating, lying, poaching, ratting, or tantruming can’t come. And any turd who brings such a dingleberry is subject to severe punishment, including but not limited to: cleaning the outhouse, using the bunk by the privy, gutting all deer and/or swabbing every smoke pole in camp to a sparkly shine.
2. THOU SHALT BRING PLENTY OF GRUB, BULLETS…
