MAGNUM, P.I.
We all looked like this in the ’80s! Okay, we didn’t, but Tom Selleck did, and now you can too, although you’ll have to cut holes in the shirt to put your nose and mouth through, and hope that the ’tache doesn’t hide your lips. On second thoughts, just wear it normally. bit.ly/crimescenemagnum
BETTER CALL SAUL
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, maybe you can hire… Saul Goodman, AKA the artist formerly known as Jimmy McGill, a lawyer so good at self-promotion that he won himself his own Breaking Bad spin-off, so you’ll want to join his team with this t-shirt. S’all good, man! bit.ly/crimescenesaul
STARSKY & HUTCH
On Amazon this tee goes under the name of “VIPwees Cool Cops & The Bear…