PIOUS. Enviro-wanker. Greenprius. Okay, I made the last one up, but the first two are actual insults levelled at me, and even occasionally in relation to my Prius.
Well, you can add hoon too, to such not entirely unwarranted barbs. I am, after all, a cyclist and a vegetarian.
This month, in the middle of nowhere early one cold and dreary Sunday, the Prius and I bonded. Truly bonded. The very ribbon-like stretch of rural road was invitingly damp, bumpy and completely desolate for as far as the eye could see, so I went for it.
Hard, fast and furious, with the Sport Mode activated (oh, how comically horrible are the graphics!), the chassis’ response proved revelatory. At speed (and there’s plenty of it instantly if you’re willing to prod…