Globe July 24, 2023

SEAS THE DAY Funnyman JERRY SEINFELD fritters away the time on a yacht in St.-Tropez — but his uneven tan is far from shipshape SUMMER’S OVER Former Baywatch babe NICOLE EGGERT, who played leggy lifeguard Summer Quinn, was once a beach bombshell — but now she’s in the weeds! GOOD SPORT Retired New England Patriot TOM BRADY leaps into action at a charity event at the Boys & Girls Club of Miami PRANCING QUEEN Quirky CATE BLANCHETT busts a move at England’s Glastonbury Festival — but the Elizabeth movie monarch shouldn’t give up her day job! DOLLARS & SCENTS Nosy JESSICA ALBA, Fantastic Four’s superheroine Susan Storm, sniffs around an L.A.comic shop RAISING HIS CACKLES Spider-Man’s WILLEM DAFOE is gleeful, but his wrinkled face is as frightful as his screen…

POP queen Miley Cyrus’ mom, Tish, is shrinking herself to a size 00 for her upcoming wedding and that has loved ones fearing the skin’n’ bones scheme will wreck her health. Billy Ray Cyrus’ 56-year-old ex looked thin as a reed while in Italy where her actor-fiancé, Dominic Purcell, 53, was filming a movie. The trip also doubled as her “Tishlorette” bachelorette party with close pals. Sources snitch Tish has always been thin, but now is taking it to a dangerous extreme that even daughters Brandi, 36, and Miley, 30, think is over the top. “She’s diet obsessed — juicing, fasting one day a week, exercising for three hours, sweating out toxins in saunas, and looking downright scrawny,” dishes an insider. “People understand she wants to look good in her wedding…

IF POP icon Frankie Valli’s new bride, Jackie Jacobs, was expecting a romantic honeymoon following their quickie Vegas knot-tie, she was in for a shock because the Four Seasons star was back fussing over his looks and career right after, tipsters tattle. The 89-year-old Sherry singer wed the 60-year-old former CBS marketing exec in a brief June 26 ceremony at the Westgate Hotel with no guests as his hit Can’t Take My Eyes Off You played in the background. Two days later, he was spotted picking up his dry cleaning and “not showing much of a post-wedding glow,” notes an insider. “Frankie’s all business, all routine and admitting he got married with a shrug of his shoulder. “People around him are wondering, why did he even bother marrying the nice…

BUMMED-OUT Obama daughters Malia and Sasha were spied drowning their sorrows in vino on vacation with their super-strict parents, who spies say banned their boyfriends because they don’t think the dudes are good enough. Sasha, 22, who just graduated USC with a sociology degree, and Malia, 25, a screenwriter for Donald Glover’s production company, looked bored while sipping wine on the holiday trip to Greece while former prez Barack and mom Michelle chatted with Tinseltown power-pals Tom Hanks and his wife, Rita Wilson. Spies say the daughters’ sour looks were from missing their beaus — Sasha’s current squeeze is aspiring director Clifton Powell Jr., 25, and Malia’s is Ethiopian-American record producer and DJ, Dawit Eklund, 34. “Malia and Sasha are bummed out and commiserating on the unfairness of it all,” spills…

OUTGOING Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak’s cringe-worthy comments have led him to be called a lot of things in recent months — but now one die-hard viewer is calling him “psychic” for seemingly predicting more than a decade ago Ryan Seacrest would replace him on the hit game show! The fan posted a video documenting Sajak’s eerie on-air prophecy, noting the star “actually predicted Ryan Seacrest replacing him back in 2012! After he made a mistake, he joked, ‘Seacrest is on speed dial.’” After a series of gaffes and an audience revolt, Sajak, 76, announced in mid-June he was stepping down at the end of next season after 41 years helming the show. Pat insisted he’d stick around behind the scenes — but sources told GLOBE his departure was…

PAT SAJAK is eyeing a new career after getting booted from Wheel of Fortune, according to pals who say he plans to become a stand-up comic! Despite Pat’s flop when his 1989 late-night talk show bombed after just a year, “he’s been a lifelong admirer of Johnny Carson, not just for Carson’s hosting chops but also for his on-the-spot wit and classic way with a monologue,” spills an insider. “And Pat managed to weave his own sense of humor into Wheel to varying degrees of success over the decades.” So by pulling out of Wheel now, instead of five or ten years from now, Pat will have the time and the energy to devote to his real passion — making complete strangers laugh, notes the insider. “He has plenty of…