KIERAN WOOED WIFE WITH CRASS PICKUP
Isn’t it romantic? Succession star KIERAN CULKIN, 39, croons he won over his 33-year-old London-born wife, JAZZ CHARTON, in 2012 — using a tone-deaf pickup line that made her chuckle. “I said, ‘I’m Kieran. You have an English accent. What’s your name?’” says the younger brother of Home Alone star MACAULAY CULKIN. “She said, ‘Jazz.’ I said, ‘J-A-Z-Z, like the music?’ And she said, ‘Yeah.’ And I said, ‘Well, that’s f**king stupid.’” Guess it was music to her ears, ’cause a year later, the pair heard wedding bells!
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MISCHA BARTON SEES DEAD PEOPLE
Crime pays for MISCHA BARTON. The former O.C. star, 35, is headlining a new thriller, Invitation to a Murder, playing a detective who, of course, gets a “mysterious…
