Globe May 3, 2021의 목차

KELLY CLARKSON’S tacky tales of pooping in trash cans and other crude antics are grossing out her alarmed pals, who fear divorce stress is pushing the talk queen over the edge, insiders say. While spies dish the 39-year-old songbird has loved to shock people, insiders insist her cringeworthy behavior has gotten worse since filing for divorce from music manager Brandon Blackstock, 44, father of her daughter, River, 6, and son, Remington, 5. Now Kelly has many fearing she’s finally flipped after recently telling talk show guest Clint Black on-air she “destroyed” a “poor trash can” by pooping in it during a quick backstage concert break. “She’s constantly making potty jokes and seems to get a rise out of shocking people,” snitches an insider. “Even by Kelly’s standards, this was a step…

PRINCE PHILIP went to his grave regretting he couldn’t stop Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan, from ripping the royal family in a bombshell TV interview, sources say. The Duke of Edinburgh, who died April 9 — two months before his 100th birthday — called the explosive tell-all “madness,” reveals his long-time friend and biographer Gyles Brandreth. “He had some sympathy with Harry and Meghan’s desire to do their own thing, but he thought they were wrong.” Philip, wed to Queen Elizabeth for 73 years, hated Harry and Meghan’s “preoccupation with their own problems and their willingness to talk about them in public,” reveals Brandreth. “‘Give interviews,’ he said, ‘but don’t talk about yourself.’ That was one of his rules. “Philip loved Harry and thought him a ‘good man,’ but…

Frustrated KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN’s in a bind since getting called out for her attempt to erase a bathing suit snap that dared reveal some very real body dimples! Famous for posting airbrushed, filtered photos depicting her as flawless, the 36-year-old reality queen went “berserk” over the unedited pic, summoning legal eagles to get the image, taken by her granny MARYJO CAMPBELL, scrubbed off the internet forever. But she drew colossal fan backlash — and even KATIE COURIC and JAMEELA JAMIL joined the shaming. Katie called the image “raw and honest,” but insisted “nonstop procedures and constant filters are promoting unrealistic and harmful beauty standards.” The Good Place’s Jameela claims the firestorm may be “a good thing” because “at least young girls can breathe knowing they’re trying to live up to fake…

BAYWATCH Nights hunk Eddie Cibrian is “incredibly proud” of wife LeAnn Rimes for baring the truth about her heartbreaking battle with psoriasis in a naked photo! Eddie, 47, applauds how LeAnn let it all hang out for a photo shoot to show solidarity with other people with the scaly skin disease who “are ashamed and want to hide it.” He adds: “When she comes out to talk about it so openly, I think it helps them out as well.” LeAnn has described the horrors of hiding her painful, crusty rashes. “Onstage I’d often wear two pairs of pantyhose or jeans — even in 95-degree heat!” she says. “Underneath my shirt, my whole stomach would be covered in thick scales that would hurt and bleed.” The How Do I Live singer,…

HIP-HOP mogul Dr. Dre hit back against the abuse claims of estranged wife Nicole Young — slamming her “false” allegations as “appalling” in recently filed court documents in their ugly $1 billion divorce! In the docs, Dre, 56, charges Nicole hurled the accusations only after realizing their prenup may prevent her from getting her mitts on half his money! But Nicole, 51, insists the rapper “forced” her to ink the agreement — a charge he also denies.…

HORNY home inspector Kevin Wayne VanLuven was caught on camera in a Michigan nursery tickling himself with a kid’s Elmo doll, cops charge. Investigators say the Muppet molester, 59, was left alone in the Oxford Township residence to do his business by the property’s owner — a 22-year-old woman — and claim her nanny cam captured the creep “pleasuring himself” with the stuffed Sesame Street character! Lusty VanLuven was supposed to be evaluating the building before its sale, but authorities say the jerk’s bad behavior triggered the camera’s motion sensor — and the sick footage synced to the owner’s cellphone. Police were sent to the scene of the alleged perverted puppet show and say VanLuven insisted he toyed with the doll because it was blocking an electrical outlet he needed…

MEN who contract COVID-19 have a three times greater risk of developing erectile dysfunction, according to new research. Scientists at the University of Rome polled 100 men and say 9 percent of guys who did not have the bug reported problems with sexual function. But among those who’d survived the dangerous disease, a whopping 28 percent say they’d experienced performance issues. According to researchers, COVID-19 triggers inflammation in the inner lining of the body’s blood vessels and any damage to the small arteries supporting the genitals can affect blood flow and hamper erectile function. The news comes on the heels of additional studies that show men are typically hard hit by COVID-19 — experiencing more severe symptoms and being 1.7 times more likely to die than women.…

CHEERS legend Kirstie Alley had two husbands and once claimed she was crazy about John Travolta, but for decades she secretly carried a torch for a married man — Dirty Dancing hunk Patrick Swayze, says a source. While she once called Travolta “the love of her life,” the 70-year-old Fat Actress star described Swayze as “the one that got away” and truly believes they would have been together until his 2009 death at age 57 — if things worked out differently, tattles the source. “Kirstie says her love for Patrick began on the set of the 1985 TV miniseries North and South,” says an insider. “She thought he was the most handsome, sexy, kind person she’d ever met, and each day on the set, she began to fall more and…

IT’S enough to make human computer game addicts go ape — a chimp named Pager can play video games without a joystick — just by using his mind! The secret isn’t in the banana smoothies Pager loves — his amazing ability is the result of two incredible microchips implanted in his brain that enable him to play Pong hands-free. The brainstorm comes from Neuralink, tech king Elon Musk’s new company, which released a three-minute film showing Pager using his thoughts to control the popular electronic table tennis game. Neuralink scientists claim people can control computerlike devices with brain power, too! They are currently developing the system for paralyzed patients, saying it will give them “their digital freedom back: to communicate more easily via text, to follow their curiosity on the…

PAULA ABDUL was a “nervous wreck” during her American Idol comeback, insiders say — but the songbird was not so jittery she couldn’t brand her former co-judge Simon “Mr. Nasty” Cowell an “STD!” Special guest Randy Jackson and trash-talker Cowell previously teamed with Paula in the 2000s to make the talent show the biggest hit on TV — and Abdul temporarily resumed her role after country crooner Luke Bryan tested positive for COVID-19. But when Randy told Paula seeing her on the set “seems like old times,” the Forever Your Girl cutie blurted: “We’re just missing the STD!” The remark caught host Ryan Seacrest off-guard as he held a computer device linking Abdul and Jackson, who was not physically present. Ryan exclaimed: “The what?!” At that point Paula joked she…

KRIS JENNER says her role as momager of the Kardashian clan is like being a “fireman” because she has to put out so many heated squabbles. Satisfying daughters Kourtney, 42, Kim, 40, and Khloé Kardashain, 36, whose dad is late O.J. Simpson trial lawyer Robert Kardashian, and Caitlyn Jenner’s kids Kendall, 25, and Kylie, 23, takes skill, she insists. “I feel like a fireman because I’m always putting out fires all day, every day, on some levels,” the 65-year-old notes. Kris laughs Kourtney is often so fed up she fires her “three or four times a DAY!’ But Kris believes she’s done a good job, saying she’s “totally dedicated” to her brood and spends oodles of time and energy going the “extra mile” for them. She must be doing something…

MARIE OSMOND is getting the last laugh on rival Sharon Osbourne after the big-mouthed Brit — who chased off the singer from The Talk — was booted from the chat show in a racism scandal, sources say! While Marie doesn’t wish ill on anyone, an insider says “she certainly isn’t feeling any sympathy for Sharon’s plight.” Rocker Ozzy Osbourne’s razor-tongued wife was a key factor in Marie’s decision to quit The Talk in 2020 after one season at Sharon’s side, spies claim. Now Sharon, 68, is history and, unlike Marie, left under a cloud of controversy when she was accused of making homophobic and racist statements against other cast members. Sharon denied any wrongdoing, apologized to other hosts — and announced her departure after CBS said its investigation showed her…

CANADIAN-born Catherine O’Hara made a splash this awards season as the Schitt’s Creek star won all five major TV acting honors — the Television Critics Association, Emmy, Golden Globe, Critics’ Choice and SAG trophies. But with more than 100 credits to her name — including her famous portrayal as the hapless mom in the Home Alone film franchise — her career goes back nearly 50 years. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 67-year-old performer. 1 Born in 1954, she has six siblings — including singer-songwriter Mary Margaret, film producer Michael Patrick and Museum Hours actor Marc. 2 In 1974, she joined the Toronto outpost of the Second City comedy troupe, where she was initially Gilda Radner’s understudy. 3 Catherine says of late Saturday Night Live legend Gilda:…

A FORMER college track coach has been run down and arrested on charges he tricked female athletes into sending him naked pictures for a fake sports fitness study — and stole images from gals who gave him their phones during meets! Steve Waithe, 28, was busted for cyberstalking and wire fraud after police say he convinced young women to give him nude selfies either for bogus “body development” research or because he promised to help them scrub their online profiles through a “reverse image search” of their own explicit photos! Cops say he also told women he’d hold their phones while they competed and stole sexy selfies he found. The troubled Chicago resident had lost a series of jobs, including work as an unpaid student-coach at North-eastern University and assistant…

CALCULATING Caitlyn Jenner is refining her image ahead of her run for governor in California by reducing her massive mammaries to look more conservative, insiders dish! Sources tell GLOBE the 71-year-old transgender athlete turned activist wants to downgrade her E-cup breasts to a “more respectable” C cup. “Caitlyn’s been worried for a while they are way too big within the context of her body and draw unflattering stares,” snitches an insider. “Running for the California governor’s office is serious and she wants people to listen and look at her face, not her boobs. “Truth is, the implants have been weighing her down and giving her back pain too, so this makes sense in more ways than one. “Even after a reduction, she’ll still have a flattering figure to show off…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 An urge to create something exciting could lead to trouble if you don’t research properly before starting a major home project or investing in a friend’s scheme. Seek expert advice while Mercury and Jupiter clash. A former flame’s call could restart a romance — for some Rams, this leads to true happiness. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 A shocking turn of events throws your life into disarray Monday, but with Mercury’s help, you’ll talk your way out of trouble and into a windfall. After Wednesday, a knock on the door brings paperwork you’ve been waiting for — it could get the wheels moving on the big idea you’ve been planning. LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 This week may feel a bit mundane,…

SITCOM legend Sally Struthers reveals she quit the Save the Children charity after she was nearly murdered by a gang of bloodthirsty rebels during a trip to visit African orphans! The 73-year-old actress, who played Archie Bunker’s daughter Gloria on All in the Family, was a roving ambassador for the charity for 35 years until a terrifying incident in Uganda. She was filming ads with a boy, who’d come from a remote village, when suddenly, “a roving band of guerrilla warfare guys came out of the bushes and asked [him] where he was from,” recalls Sally. “He named his village, which was far away, and they decided we had kidnapped him, and they were going to shoot all of us.” The actress was terrified and figured she was a goner.…

FORMER Top Gun hunk Val Kilmer is shooting for more than a career comeback after bouncing back from throat cancer — the onetime movie heartthrob is also looking for love, tipsters tell GLOBE. Val, 61, admits he doesn’t sound like he used to following a tracheotomy, but he insists, “I feel a lot better than I sound.” Tattles an insider, “His voice is a raspy, grating sound, and he’s forced to eat through a feeding tube — but he feels that shouldn’t matter with the right woman.” According to the source, the actor, who is slated to appear in the upcoming Top Gun: Maverick, is “pumped up about working again,” but adds, “It’s dawned on him that he’s missing one other thing — love.” The insider confides the single star…

GET a whiff of this! Pop babe Katy Perry wants American Idol fans to know she’s not passing gas on the hit talent show — the embarrassing noises are from her dress. “If you think I’m farting on live television I’m not!” insists the 36-year-old songbird and talent judge. Known for her wild outfits, the I Kissed a Girl singer, new mom of daughter Daisy Dove with Pirates of the Caribbean hunk Orlando Bloom, 44, claims the latex powder blue ensemble she sported on the April 12 show makes naughty “dress fart” sounds when she moves. The singer posted her warning on social media before Idol aired so fans won’t think she’s blowing the wind. “I’m not,” she says. “It’s just gonna be my dress.”…

THERE are only 15 lesbian bars left in the U.S., but about 1,000 clubs cater to gay guys. YELLOWSTONE National Park is actually a gigantic living volcano that last erupted 640,000 years ago. But modern worrywarts are claiming it could blow this year! A MINT condition ten-cent 1938 comic book featuring Superman’s debut just sold at auction for $3.25 million! HOLLYWOOD’S Little Tramp Charlie Chaplin boasted he slept with 2,000 women, but legendary NBA player Wilt Chamberlain claimed 20,000 sexual partners! TEXAN Ayanna Williams just cut her world record–setting 288.8-inch fingernails for the first time in 30 years — and is thrilled she can actually do normal things again! The nails are headed to a Florida oddity museum.…

Blames smelly cell on sewer – not her toilet habits JAILED Ghislaine Maxwell is raising a stink over federal lawmen’s claims she’s a prison piggy, saying the institution’s busted sewer pipes — not her toilet habits — are responsible for the “overwhelming” stench in her cell! Lawyers for sex perv Jeffrey Epstein’s 59-year-old accused madam and sex trafficker leveled the charge to “flush out” prosecutors’ claims the socialite’s cage stinks like a hog’s pen because she didn’t flush her toilet. “This past weekend there was a pervasive stench of sewage in Ms. Maxwell’s unit, necessitating guards to flush pipes by pouring water down open drains in an effort to trap and disperse gaseous emissions,” her lawyer Bobbi Sternheim insists. “At times the stench in Ms. Maxwell’s isolation cell has been…

SONGBIRD Chaka Khan was the first celeb booted on Season 21 of Dancing with the Stars — and it’s no wonder — she was a lousy partner, claims pro hoofer Keo Motsepe. The 31-year-old South African slammed the 68-year-old Ain’t Nobody singer for demanding they only rehearse around midnight in 2015 — because that’s when the night owl was used to going to the record studio and laying down tracks! Says Motsepe, “I remember asking her, ‘Why do we have to rehearse like at 11 p.m.?’ And she goes, ‘That’s when I start working.’ “I was like, ‘Oh, so you sleep during the day?’ And she goes, ‘Yes, honey!’” He accepted the “challenge” — but now calls Khan his “worst” partner ever!…

The Masked Singer’s host NICK CANNON and ABBY DE LA ROSA are expecting twin boys! He has another set of nine-year-old doubles, son MOROCCAN and daughter MONROE, with ex MARIAH CAREY! Crazy Rich Asians star HARRY GOLDING, 34, and wife LIV LO, 35, are on cloud nine after welcoming their first baby. While the proud parents have shared photos, they’ve kept the newborn’s sex a secret. The Last Man on Earth star WILL FORTE and his fiancée, OLIVIA MODLING, welcomed a baby daughter, ZOE. The pair kept their special delivery a secret for a few weeks before spilling the big news. Busy Catfish star NEV SCHULMAN and his wife, LAURA PERLONGO, are expecting their third kid in less than five years! Baby No. 3 will join daughter CLEO, 4, and…

MOVIE heavyweight Sylvester Stallone may have gone his final round as boxing great Rocky Balboa — his reps revealed the actor has thrown in the towel and won’t reprise his iconic role in the upcoming Creed III! Sly, 74, first portrayed the character of his own creation in 1976’s Rocky. The blockbuster kicked off a hit franchise that spawned six films — and two Creed spinoffs, in which retired fighter Rocky trained Adonis “Donnie” Creed, son of his onetime rival.…

GRACE KELLY died nearly flat broke! The Hollywood starlet gave up millions to marry Prince Rainier of Monaco — and when she died at the age of 52, her only assets were a cottage in Ireland, owned by her grandfather, and $10,000! In 1956, the blond beauty married into Monaco’s royal family after coughing up a $2 million dowry — about $20 million today — and walking away from a glittering career. Grace won an Oscar at age 25 alongside Bing Crosby in 1954’s Country Girl, starred with Frank Sinatra and Crosby in 1956’s High Society and appeared in three of director Alfred Hitchcock’s most famous films, including Rear Window, Dial M for Murder and To Catch a Thief. But according to the new documentary Grace Kelly: The Missing Millions,…

R&B superstar Usher is being accused of stiffing Las Vegas strippers by tipping them with fake money with his moniker and mug on the bills! The flap exploded with a Twitter post slamming the singer for handing out “Usherbucks” — in $100, $20 and $1 bills — at the club Sapphire Las Vegas on April 3. But club honcho George M. Wilson denies the charge, saying Usher who stars at Caesars Palace starting in July, was “a true gentleman and great guest.” “He and his crew converted thousands of real dollars to tip the girls dancing on the stage [and] left a generous tip for the staff!” says Wilson. “Apparently someone in his team left some Usher dollars on the floor to promote his Vegas residency. That is where it…