Globe August 1, 2016

ANNIE’S GARBAGE HAUL! Times REALLY are tough for older women in Hollywood! DIANE KEATON looks like she’s been reduced to eating out of the trash! MIND BENDER! Charlie’s Angel JACLYN SMITH is so bedeviled by parking meters, we assume her chauffeur never taught her how to use them! DIGGING FOR GOLD Millionaire AL PACINO can’t resist searching for more buried treasure when he thinks no one is watching. Gotcha! GUT CHECK! TIM ROBBINS has packed on so much weight, he might consider changing his name to Tim Bra-bbins! BODY TROUBLE Yikes! Former cutie patootie GOLDIE HAWN is so tarnished lately that she looks like a totally different person! WHATTA PIG! TV’s gluttonous charlatan shrink PHIL MCGRAW goes hog wild shoveling down slop! Lucky for him, his mouth is too big…

RAGING country hunk Blake Shelton rushed to help his pop-star galpal Gwen Stefani and blasted critics who claimed her concert tour opened with a thud! Burning with love for the 46-year-old blonde, the brawny country boy, 40, took to social media, posting a photo of her kickoff performance in Mansfield, Mass., showing the venue filled to capacity. The picture came with his sarcastic comment: “That’s right everybody. No matter how good your eye sight is (the Gwen Stefani) show was ‘empty’ last night.” His support for Gwen follows reports of poor ticket sales and so many empty seats her road crew had to work overtime to make it seem the concert was standing-room-only. “If the arena seemed packed, it was all an illusion,” says a source. “Reps were standing outside…

JOHNNY Depp’s daughter Lily-Rose is wasting away, and alarmed pals fear if the 16-year-old model doesn’t start eating, she’ll destroy herself! A weight-loss expert says the bony 5-foot-3 teen already appears to have shrunk to under 100 pounds and needs “psychological help.” Startling pictures of the skeletal high schooler in Paris have shocked her friends, who believe the aspiring model is starving herself for a modeling career. They fear she could end up wrecking her health. “She’s taken an extremely unhealthy route to get the look she thinks she needs,” says a source. Depp’s stunning daughter with French model Vanessa Paradis became the new face of Chanel this year, posing in what many called an inappropriately sexy modeling campaign for the upscale fashion brand. Tragically, many young models risk their…

FURIOUS Queen Kate saved the monarchy — and the legacy of her hubby’s beloved mother — after a shocking feud with Princess Diana’s brother! Kate declared war on William’s uncle, Earl Charles Spencer, and his third wife, former Canadian hotel receptionist Karen Gordon, when they announced plans to turn Di’s final resting place on the family estate into a cash-cow tourist attraction! To add insult to injury, sources say sexy brunette Karen was cozying up to Kate’s husband! “Kate’s already livid about the plan to cash in on Diana’s name by turning her childhood home, Althorp Estate, into a mega-bucks bed and breakfast and party center for rich tourists,” says a royal insider. “Karen even went on NBC’s ‘Today’ show with her husband to publicize the deal! “The thought of…

HOLLYWOOD has been torn apart by the presidential election as top celebrities rush to choose sides in a feverish bid to sway voters. “Tinseltown is at war,” says an insider. “If you LOVE one candidate, you are sure to HATE the other. “And chances are if two stars aren’t backing the same candidate, they probably aren’t talking to each other anymore!” Stars like Sally Field, Jon Voight, Ted Danson, Gary Busey and the rest of Tinseltown’s “Who’s Who” are declaring themselves for Republican Donald Trump or Democrat Hillary Clinton. “The deep divide in Hollywood is getting wider by the minute. It’s as ugly as I’ve ever seen it,” says our unaligned spy. “And it’s sure to get even more heated!” But it’s not only actors who are stumping for their…

ON A night when five of his brave officers were chopped down in a hail of bullets, Dallas Police Chief David Brown needed a brilliant plan to take out a murderous sniper hidden behind a brick wall! Brown’s SWAT team decided their best bet to nail the heartless killer was attaching a pound of plastic explosives to the department’s $151,000 Northrup Grumman battle bot. With a ball of C-4 explosive in its powerful claw, 790-pound, all-terrain machine was silently guided by camera to the other side of the wall at El Centro College, where assassin Micah Johnson was taunting cops after a 45-minute gunfight. He never saw what hit him! A walloping blast shredded the wall and blew the gunman into a stairwell. Explosive expert Matt Barnett says brick fragments…