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BRAD’S SNEAKY PICK-UP LINE Newly single BRAD PITT is using his actual first name, William, and dressing like the late heartthrob JAMES DEAN, when out hitting on babes. The movie hunk zoomed up to L.A.’s Coffee Commissary on his motorcycle clad in a leather jacket, jeans and sunglasses and immediately put the moves on a blonde waiting in line. “Hi, I’m William,” spies say Brad whispered. The hottie replied, “Oh, you look like a Bradley.” “Well, that’s my middle name,” he admitted, smiling and winking. Says the snitch: “He didn’t fool her a bit, but she was too gaga to care.” But, sadly, Brad rode off into the sunset alone! MELANIE’S FLIRTIN’ WITH DAUGHTER’S GUY Fifty Shades of Grey beauty DAKOTA JOHNSON has new competition for the heart of her…

GAME show icon Alex Trebek is brushing off his brain surgery as a “slight medical problem” — but pals fear the TV host is in dire Jeopardy! and will be dead in just nine weeks! “I think Alex is trying to put the best face possible on a bad situation,” says a buddy. Since his Dec. 16 operation to remove massive blood clots from his brain at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, the 77-year-old hasn’t left his home, insiders reveal. Sources say he’s “bedridden and close to death.” The deadly clots formed after Alex fell and banged his noggin in October. But internal bleeding wasn’t discovered until weeks later — and Alex headed to the hospital. “Alex incurred blood clots on the brain after the fall, but he didn’t realize it…

MODERN Family cutie Ariel Winter was horrified when she returned to her rental home after lunch and found creeps had pelted the place with dog poop! “I still can’t believe someone threw [poop emoji] all over my Airbnb … like, bruh, I just got here with my scrabble chiiiillll,” she tweets. But the teen hottie, who plays Alex Dunphy on the sitcom, says she’s got security video and won’t let the jerks get away with the attack!…

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY TOM SELLECK turns 73 on Jan. 29 ARIES March 21 - April 20 A chance to get away from it all comes up under the Leo moon, but someone you dislike wants to join in! You’ll need all your inner reserves to say no. Thursday, missing papers may cause some distress, but all will be well by Saturday. A colleague you helped long ago sends you an unexpected gift. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 The cosmos gives you a real confidence boost, Twin, pushing you to get into the limelight and show off your talents. This may even lead to a pay raise or new job! Midweek, look for a travel bargain — you could book a summer cruise or family trip to an amusement park! Guard…

A SIMPLE patch, placed on the skin for only two minutes, could help you drop excess pounds — without changing what you eat, say researchers who’ve developed the revolutionary treatment. Scientists at Nanyang Technological University in Singapore created the miracle sticker containing hundreds of tiny needles, which release two potent drugs. When combined, beta-3 adrenergic receptor agonist — which is used to treat an overactive bladder — and T3 triiodothyronine — which is prescribed for an underactive thyroid gland — turn unhealthy white fat into slimming brown fat! White fat is produced by the body when storing excess calories, and increases the risk of cardiac disease and cancer, but naturally occurring brown fat burns the calories we consume to create heat, a natural weight-loss process. Infants have higher levels…

GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE ONE of the most insipid hangers-on in the bogus “reality” world of the no-talent Kardashian clan is Scott “Douchebag” Disick. The former teen male model is a slimy parasite, who latched onto the TV family’s gravy train by knocking up man-desperate ugly duckling Kourtney — three times! Now, Scott — with even fewer skills and a way smaller butt than klassless 38-year-old Kourtney — has ended up a Z-list celebrity. Currently, the 34-year-old weasel has returned to his comfort zone — hanging out with teenage girls — after kicking Kourt to the kurb! He’s used smarmy tricks in the past — like buying a phony title proclaiming himself a British lord — and is now showering 19-year-old model Sofia Richie with gifts to impress the young…

SERIAL child rapist Roman Polanski is cheating justice again! The 84-year-old director has already been on the lam in Europe for 40 years, avoiding imprisonment for raping a 13-year-old girl. Now Los Angeles officials say Polanski won’t be prosecuted for yet another incident when he sexually abused an underage female — because the statute of limitations has already passed! The demented dirtbag’s latest reported victim is Marianne Barnard, an artist who says he molested her during a 1975 photo shoot on an L.A. beach. Over the years, at least six brave women have come forward to accuse Polanski of sexually abusing them — and most of them were minors at the time he attacked! Shockingly, despite the cloud of shame that hangs over him, Polanski remains respected in the movie…

FUNNY LADY Lily Tomlin is still making audiences laugh at 78! After a long, successful career on stage and screen, the comic legend is once again entertaining TV fans with the critically acclaimed Netflix series Grace and Frankie. Lily stars as sassy Frankie Bergstein, alongside her 9 to 5 castmate Jane Fonda, with the unlikely buddy comedy launching its fourth season on the streaming service on Jan. 19. Here are ten things you don’t know about Lily. 1 She was born the day World War II started: Sept. 1, 1939. 2 She’d originally planned to become a doctor and was a pre-med biology major at Wayne State University before auditioning for a play and changing her career choice. 3 Before finding fame, she worked as a server at Howard Johnson’s…

BLOODTHIRSTY Sal “The Salesman” Perrone’s savage murder spree was motivated by ethnic and religious hatred — the fiend only targeted elderly New York shopkeepers with Middle Eastern backgrounds! The bitter 67-year-old Staten Islander — a failed door-to-door salesmen dumped by his wife and kids — acted like a Godfather-type mobster, claiming he was a CIA operative hired by Arabs to kill Jews. Over a five-month 2012 rampage, Perrone’s victims included a Jew, an Egyptian and an Iranian, who ranged in age between 59 to 78. The maniacal monster would walk into his target’s shop carrying a “kill kit” — a black duffel bag containing knives, screwdrivers, latex gloves and a sawed-off rifle — and plug the store owner with shots to the head and chest. Cops nabbed him after he…

COUNTRY icon Loretta Lynn will never walk again after shattering her hip in a nasty fall, friends fear! The 85-year-old Coal Miner’s Daughter took a terrible tumble New Year’s Day and was rushed to a Nashville hospital, sources say. “Doctors told her clan surgery was an option, but at Loretta’s age, it may do more harm than good to put her body through that trauma,” a family friend tells GLOBE. “Time and bed rest will help heal her hip to a point. But the doctors warned it may never fully mend — and it could decrease her mobility for the rest of her life.” Medical experts also say nearly a third of elderly women who break their hips are dead within a year of the accident. The family friend calls…

Blueberries beat cancer + BLUEBERRIES are already considered a superfood, but new research shows the antioxidant-packed fruit knocks out cancer! Scientists from the University of Missouri in Columbia found supplementing radiation therapy with blueberry extract reduced cervical cancer cells by 70 percent — a significant jump from the 20 percent drop delivered by radiation alone. “The extract tricks cancer cells into dying. So it inhibits the birth and promotes the death of cancer cells,” says study author Dr. Yujiang Fang. Vitamin D helps arteries + DANGEROUS stiff arteries, which often predict heart disease, can be quickly reversed by high doses of vitamin D among young, overweight African-Americans, according to researchers. In the first trial of its kind, scientists from Augusta University in Georgia studied 70 patients aged 13 to 45,…

60TH ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS Sun., Jan. 28, CBS, 7:30 p.m. Madison Square Garden hosts the first Grammy telecast in New York City since 2003. Jay-Z leads the nominations with eight, while Kendrick Lamar snatched seven and Bruno Mars nabbed six. STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS Tues., Jan. 30, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, 9 p.m. President Donald Trump’s first State of the Union address to a joint session of Congress is sure to be jam-packed with bombshells. A.P. BIO Thurs., Feb. 1, NBC, 9:30 p.m. This new comedy from Lorne Michaels and Seth Meyers tracks disgraced Harvard philosophy scholar Jack Griffin’s (Glenn Howerton) new job as a high school biology teacher in Toledo, Ohio. Mary Sohn, Lyric Lewis, Jean Villepique, Jacob McCarthy and Tom Bennett co-star. A RIVER RUNS…

A PLUCKY hoofer danced with death in Hawaii’s blue waters after a monstrous, thousand-pound shark ripped into her leg a hundred yards from the beach! Surfer Marjorie Mariano was left fighting for her life when the 15-foot tiger shark sunk its massive teeth into her leg and violently tore off a bloody chunk of flesh — leaving a major artery severely damaged. “I felt something big bite me really hard,” recalls the 54-year-old dancer, who was attacked just off Oahu Island’s Laniakea Beach. “I turned my body and looked at the shark’s face as it was biting my leg. I started to paddle like a maniac. I was like, I need to get out of here fast!” Marjorie miraculously wrenched her mangled limb from the deadly beast’s jaws and swam…

MARY Claire Konner is desperate to learn if she’s the secret love child of tragic Rosemary Kennedy, the slain president’s troubled sister, who was cruelly given a lobotomy and then hidden away for years in a home for the mentally challenged! Konner, 75, wonders if ruthlessly ambitious patriarch Joe Kennedy ordered Rosemary’s lobotomy because his oldest daughter had brought shame on the family by getting pregnant. “I’ve lived a wonderful life,” says the New Jersey grandma. “But I still want to know the truth about what happened.” Mary Claire suspects she’s “the victim of the kind of coverup that occurs when money, power or both cooperate to conceal the facts.” Konner was born on Feb. 24, 1942, at St. Mary’s Infant & Maternity Asylum in Buffalo, N.Y. — three months…

YOU wear it well, Rod — but your beautiful wife wore it better! Rocker Rod Stewart unmasked his cross-dressing secret when he was caught bundled up in the fur-trimmed leather coat worn in 2011 by his ex-model spouse Penny Lancaster! “Steady, Rod. First it’s the coat, then the pants, then the undies ...” warned a fan. Too late for the caution! His former lover, Bond girl Britt Ekland, revealed he borrowed her underwear during their two-year romance that ended in 1977! The Tonight’s the Night sensation “was wearing very, very tight, slippery, satin pants on stage,” Britt revealed. “Men’s underpants aren’t shaped as tightly as women’s, so he wore mine to keep his package in place!” Obviously, the 73-year-old singer’s no stranger to female fashion! “Rod’s always worn women’s clothes,”…

GOOP goofball GWYNETH PALTROW is consciously coupling with TV writer-producer BRAD FALCHUK after a low-key romance. They say “we feel incredibly lucky” but are mum on wedding details. Good Morning America anchor LARA SPENCER’s getting ready to tie the knot. She said “yes” when beau RICK MCVEY, a techie titan, popped the question. Gay screen cutie ELLEN PAGE, 30, got hitched in secret to galpal EMMA PORTNER, 23. Ellen admitted she and the dancer-choreographer were an item just six months ago. Tennis hotshot ANDY RODDICK and his model wife BROOKLYN DECKER said “hello” to newborn girl STEVIE. They already have a two-year-old son, HANK. Pop diva WHITNEY HOUSTON died owing $11 million to the taxman. Her estate just settled with the IRS for $2 million. That’s a deal. Former child…

THE truth is ugly for Pretty Little Liar’s Lucy Hale — she had at least $15,000 in goods swiped from her San Fernando Valley home during an early morning burglary this month. Cops say the crooks smashed one of her windows to gain entry while the 28-year-old actress wasn’t home and snatched jewelry and designer purses. The Memphis-born star is one of nearly two dozen celebrities who’ve been hit by thieves targeting homes in the area.…

LITTLE Women: LA sensation Briana Renee is making some big accusations against estranged hubby Matt Grundhoffer, —including verbal abuse, death threats and bestiality! The pint-sized Lifetime reality star filed for divorce after nearly three years of marriage and was granted her request for a restraining order. In court documents, Briana claims Grundhoffer called her a “worthless b***h” and threatened to take their one-year-old son, Maverick. She also says her spouse is a boozer who has threatened to “kill everyone in the house.” But Briana’s most revolting charges stem from messages she says Grundhoffer exchanged with another woman. Briana claims the explicit chats “involved bestiality and proposals of sex acts with minor children, including the proposal of sex acts with Matt’s 12-year-old child from a previous relationship.” Grundhoffer says it ain’t…

A ROWDY regular at a Cleveland gin joint had his credit card declined, and followed up a shot and a beer with a police chaser after being accused of robbing the bartender at gunpoint. Terrence Bowie, 32, tried to settle his tab at Nick’s Sports Corner bar by card on Dec. 29, but the transaction wouldn’t go through. The 54-year-old bartender asked him if he had any cash to pay for his drinks before turning away to take another patron’s order. When the worker turned back around, Bowie was behind the bar. After he barked at Bowie, cops claim the demented drinker pulled out a pistol and menacingly ordered: “Don’t say a word ... You don’t believe I’d shoot you?” Bowie aimed the weapon at the bartender’s stomach and then…

SCIENTISTS have developed an electronic sniffer that uses the scent of stool samples to tell which patients have Crohn’s disease and who suffers from ulcerative colitis after a simple three-minute analysis. The bionic nose identifies telltale organic compounds related to the two inflammatory bowel diseases with a nearly 90 percent accuracy — potentially eliminating the need for invasive diagnostic tests. A team of researchers from Valencia’s Polytechnic University and the La Fe Health Investigation Institute created the prototype — called the Moosy 32 eNose — which they say can also tell if either colon condition is active and determine its severity. “The electronic nose would be a great step forward for the detection and monitoring of the evolution of these diseases,” says La Fe’s Dr. Pilar Nos.…

A PRECIOUS pooch snatched by a hungry eagle escaped certain death after being found bruised, bloodied and covered in icicles four miles from home! Zoey, an eight-pound Bichon Frise, was plucked from her family’s yard in Palmerton, Pa., by the fierce bird of prey earlier this month. Monica Newhard, Zoey’s heartbroken owner, scoured the nearby woods, but her search came up empty. She says, “I did nothing but cry all day,” fearing the pup was lost forever. But Zoey’s tale has a happy ending. That afternoon on a snowy back road, Christina Hartman spotted the bedraggled dog, who didn’t have a collar. Spunky Zoey showed signs of life after warming up — and Christina discovered Monica’s Facebook post about her lost pet and arranged a reunion!…

WHEN Hollywood hunks ROBERT REDFORD and PAUL NEWMAN teamed up as a pair of Robin Hood-type train robbers in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, they turned the Western genre upside down. The 1969 movie, based loosely on fact, tells the story of outlaws Robert “Butch Cassidy” Parker (Newman) and his partner, Harry “The Sundance Kid” Longabaugh (Redford). On the run from a U.S. posse, they flee to Bolivia, where their criminal career ends — permanently. The legendary actors, who co-starred in another hit movie, 1973’s The Sting, wanted to make a third film together — but Robert, now 81, couldn’t get the project off the ground before Paul’s declining health ruled him out. Paul died in 2008, aged 83.…