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DAZED, confused and tormented by family troubles, sickly Queen Elizabeth was nearly gunned down when she suddenly stumbled into an alarmed palace guard while staggering through the palace grounds in the middle of the night. The 90-year-old monarch was wandering in Buckingham Palace’s gardens at 3 a.m. when she nearly bumped into the guard, who, in the darkness, thought she might be an intruder up to no good — and pulled his pistol. “Who’s that?” the guardsman blurted, as he readied to shoot. Then, recognizing Elizabeth’s face peeking out from under her trademark kerchief, the relieved sentry scolded the queen, saying: “Bloody hell, Your Majesty. I nearly shot you!” Amazingly, even in her troubled feeble condition, the queen replied: “That’s quite all right. Next time, I’ll ring though beforehand so…

KRIS FINALLY LOSES CONTROL! Rumor of the Day: KRIS JENNER is suffering from a weak bladder! “She’s had a few ‘accidents’ and has to be careful what she drinks before going to public events,” says an insider. For those shocked that the Kardashian chief loses control over anything, relax. The source says Kris is cool. “It’s not like she needs adult diapers,” adds the insider. “She’s nothing if not logical and sees this as no big deal, just part of growing older.” NICOLE ADOPTS A STRANGE STORY Leggy NICOLE KIDMAN claims an eerie connection to SUE BRIERLEY, the gal she plays in Lion, her new flick about an Indian youth searching for his biological mom after being adopted by an Aussie couple. Sue had a “vision” about the boy, SAROO,…

SCARSDALE Diet creator Dr. Herman Tarnower had women eating out of the palm of his hand — and it killed him! The 69-year-old stud dumped his longtime lover — 56-year-old divorcee Jean Harris — for his sexy young assistant, 37-yearold Lynne Tryforos, and got shot dead! After more than a decade together, the headmistress of the exclusive Madeira School in McLean, Va., felt “like a piece of old discarded garbage.” On March 10, 1980, jilted Jean drove five hours to Tarnower’s estate in Purchase, N.Y., with a .32 caliber handgun and pumped four bullets into the doc in his bedroom. She was sentenced to 15 years to life for seconddegree murder.…

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AN anorexic beauty queen who faced certain death credits butterloving Paula Deen with saving her life! Jenna Kinard, 25, was so dangerously thin she was rocked by daily seizures and had to be hospitalized! The former Miss Teen Texas World spent her sleepless nights in recovery watching the 70-year-old Southern chef on Food Network. As she ate her way back to health, Jenna became hooked on Paula’s signature dishes and credits the Georgia-based foodie with helping her overcome her eating disorder. “I love Paula Deen. She is my everything. She truly changed my life,” she says. Jenna, who’s a chef herself, gained 65 pounds to reach a normal weight and met her idol at a food show, where she thanked Paula for inspiring her. “She gave me the biggest hug…

DOLLY Parton has been pretty cagey about the state of her skin, but she’s fifinally admitted to sporting some secret ink! “I do have a few little tattoos, but they were mostly done to cover scars because I’m so fair,” Dolly confesses. “I’m not really one to have tattoos, but I do have a few,and they’re not where you can see them. … They’re mostly for my husband Carl Dean,” who is as elusive as her ink!…

✚ WAXY ear goop is gross, but it serves a purpose — and you should leave it alone! Using Q-tips or other items to clean your ears can “push wax back in and could do potential long-term, even permanent, harm,” says Dr. Seth R. Schwartz, who recently updated guidelines for the American Academy of Otolaryngology. Cerumen — the medical term for earwax — keeps bugs, dust and bacteria at bay, and chewing moves old earwax out. So listen to Mom — don’t put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear!…

REVENGE is the Pitts for Angelina Jolie! Estranged hubby Brad Pitt has won his bitter battle to keep their explosive divorce and child custody war PRIVATE! Adding insult to injury, the 53-year-old hunk made a surprise return to Hollywood at the Golden Globe Awards, looking years younger and more handsome than ever — while emaciated Angie, 41, appears on the verge of a mental meltdown! “Brad’s got his revenge,” says an insider. “Angie was hell-bent on showing him as a terrible monster! But it’s backfired on her!” The Fight Club star was cleared of Angie’s shocking accusation he struck oldest son Maddox on a private plane last September, sparking the divorce just two years after they married. Insiders say the vindictive vixen continued trying to trash his reputation to gain…

SANDRA BULLOCK has fallen in love and we’re not talking about her fifiancé, BRYAN RANDALL! Sandy’s in a bra-mance with her Ocean’s Eight co-star CATE BLANCHETT. She’s so crazy about her new pal, she’s asked Cate to stand up for her at her wedding to Bryan. “Sandy and Cate really bonded on the set,” says a snitch. “They are great admirers of each other and have been for years, but they’ve never really had a chance to get to know each other until now.” Sandy had a hoot fifilming the flflick in the Big Apple because of Cate. They hit it off from day one and hung out together during breaks. Sandy happily would bring Cate her coffee from the craft service table. “Sandra came away from set with a…

BRITISH beauty Felicity Jones wowed critics with her Academy Awardnominated performance in 2015’s The Theory of Everything, and now the 33-year-old actress is winning over sci-fi fans with her star turn as rebel fighter Jyn Erso in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about Felicity: 1 She began acting at 11 and appeared alongside Keira Knightley in the 1996 TV movie The Trouble Seekers. 2 At 15, Felicity joined the cast of the BBC’s legendary radio soap opera The Archers — keeping the role of Emma Carter for 10 years! 3 She studied English at Oxford, after briefly considering law. “I’m so thankful I didn’t do that. I don’t know if I would have survived it,” Felicity admits. 4 She replaced Scarlett Johansson…

THE legendary producer of hits like Be My Baby and To Know Him Is to Love Him was incredibly wealthy, but he couldn’t buy his way out of a murder rap! Hours after Phil Spector met B-movie beauty Lana Clarkson at L.A.’s House of Blues nightclub in February 2003 and whisked her to his turreted fortress-like home in a limo, the 6-foot Barbarian Queen cutie was dead. Her buxom body was found slumped in a chair inside the mansion — known as Pyrenees Castle — with a single gunshot wound in the mouth. The slug that blew her brains out shattered her teeth, scattering bits over the carpet. Eccentric and reclusive Spector, 77, who also co-wrote and produced the 1964 hit You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling, was fixated on guns.…

A BITTER battle of the bulge is raging between Oprah Winfrey and Marie Osmond! The diet divas are duking it out over who’s the biggest loser — Marie on Nutrisystem or Oprah on Weight Watchers! Marie, 57, boasts she’s trimmed 50 pounds, and kept it off using the diet program she hawks. Oprah, 62, owns a 10 percent chunk of rival Weight Watchers, and claims to have shed 40 pounds over 14 months. And sources say Oprah ruffled toothy songbird Marie’s feathers when she crowed how she still drinks wine on Weight Watchers’ calorie-counting system. “Everybody’s trying to get into whatever works for whomever,” Marie sniped. “To me, toasting a glass of wine, there’s a lot of sugar in that glass.” Marie also took a subtle potshot at Oprah’s desperate…

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✚ ASPARAGUS has long been known to make urine smell funny — but not everyone can smell it. Now researchers have found why some people are unable to detect “asparagus pee” — it’s because of genetic variations. Everyone who eats the spear-shaped veggies expels asparagus metabolites — small waste molecules — in urine, which causes a sulfurous stink. A recent study found 60 percent of those polled had “asparagus anosmia,” meaning they were nose blind. Further studies are required to “help anosmic people discover what they are missing,” according to the study.…

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THE numbers are in for the New Celebrity Apprentice, and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s bigscreen success has not translated to TV — a fact former host Donald Trump is not shy about sharing. “Arnold Schwarzenegger got destroyed by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT,” Trump crowed on Twitter. “So much for being a movie star.” “Arnie has some big shoes to fill,” says one media insider, “and he’s got to be feeling the heat!” Arnold’s debut scored a weak 4.9 million viewers — a whopping 44 percent decline from the Donald’s season-one start. The former governor of California, who replaced Trump when he ditched the gig to run for the presidency, sniped back, “I wish you the best of luck and I hope you’ll work for ALL of the American people as…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE • Using black magic to get revenge and live again! • Angry all celeb targets weren’t butchered by cult • Wants to father a child from beyond the grave! DYING cult leader Charles Manson plans to take chilling revenge from beyond the grave, using bizarre voodoo potions to turn himself into a zombie and hunt down the targets who escaped slaughter by his bloodthirsty followers decades ago. That’s the bizarre deathbed confession of the twisted, 82-year-old fifiend from his Bakers field , Calif., hospital bed, where he was rushed with gastrointestinal bleeding from the Corcoran prison. Serving nine life sentences for ordering his robotlike groupies to murder seven people — including pregnant, 26-year-old actress Sharon Tate — in two 1969 bloodbaths, the monster has also been scheming to…

DRENCHED and drunk, Busy Philipps was stranded on the street after a glittering Hollywood bash! The Dawson’s Creek cutie forgot her keys at home, leading to a 2 a.m. lockout! Blotto Busy shared her story on Instagram, posting, “I’m drunk, I have been at the Golden Globes for 700 hours and everyone at my house is asleep and no one is going to let me in.” The soaked-to-the-skin actress finally managed to wake someone up — and narrowly avoided an entire night outdoors. SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth?…

BONO and his pals in U2 have found what they’re looking for — a concert tour. They’re set for a 25-date World Tour — their fifirst in years — for 2017. Chicago Cubs slugger KRIS BRYANT and galpal JESSICA DELP stepped up to the plate — we mean, wedding altar — and said, “I do.” Congrats, kids! NASCAR champion KURT BUSCH put it in gear with polo-playing model ASHLEY VAN METRE. The two married on the Caribbean island of St. Barts. Reality TV vets JOHN FINCHER, of Survivor: Samoa, and PARVATI SHALLOW, who appeared on three of the show’s seasons, are engaged. Bet that union is made to last. Internet sensation JOSH “The Fat Jew” OSTROVSKY and wife KATIE STURINO are headed for splitsville. Word is custody of their dogs,…

REALITY star Kim Kardashian’s famous face is in danger — thanks to a disfiguring skin disease! Kim has long struggled with psoriasis, but the scaly skin condition has spread and threatens to wreck the style diva’s carefully cultivated beauty. The chronic autoimmune disease can be worsened by stress — something Kim has seen plenty of these past few months! Only weeks after a terrifying $10 million robbery in Paris, her husband, Kanye West, had a “psychiatric emergency” that had him committed for nine days — leading the famous extrovert to go into hiding. But the 36-year-old has crept back into the spotlight to wail on social media, “Wait, why am I now getting psoriasis on my face?” Kim manages her flare ups with a strict diet and applies cortisone cream…

FUNNY GUY Phil Hartman was flflying high as the star of Saturday Night Live, NewsRadio and a slew of TV commercials, but his junkie wife Brynn shot him down, then blew her own brains out! The brilliant 49-year-old actor and impressionist tried to hide his hellish private life with Brynn, 40, from friends and family. But he confessed to a pal his wife of 10 years and mom of his kids Sean, 9, and Birgen, 6, made life a nightmare. Instead of enjoying his success, Brynn was battling insecurity and trying to drown her troubles with a cocktail of booze, anti-depressants and cocaine. He joked to his friend when he got home from the studio, he literally locked himself away from his wife. “I go into my cave and she…

FOLLOWING a furious argument, Olympic star Oscar “Blade Runner” Pistorius shot his stunning blond galpal Reeva Steenkamp to death as she hid behind a locked bathroom door. But the 26-year-old double amputee, who sprinted as fast as runners with two normal legs, got off with a slap on the wrist. The jock, who competed on steel blades attached around his knees, was sentenced to just five years for culpable homicide. Prosecutors appealed in 2014, and in July 2016 finally got the verdict replaced with a murder conviction. However, the lily-livered judge added only one year to his sentence! The first double amputee to compete in the Olympics claimed he thought an intruder was in the bathroom of his home when he fired four shots through the closed door in the…

GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE YOU know what sight doesn’t warm our hearts? Seeing old, wrinkledbut-rich stars cavorting with women young enough to be their granddaughters! And then having kids with them! Don’t these women realize by the time their kids are out of diapers, their men will be ready for them! Last year was bad enough — grandpa Mick Jagger, 73, had a son with ballerina Melanie Hamrick, 44 years his junior, and saddled him with a ridiculous name: Deveraux Octavian Basil Jagger. His bandmate Ronnie Wood, 69, had twins with Sally Humphreys, a relatively mature 39. And Mel Gibson, 61, spent the fall strutting around with his impregnated 26-year-old galpal Rosalind Ross. Now American Pie antihero Don McLean, 71, who disgusted fans last year after admitting he battered his…

BILL O’Reilly is facing the choppingblockatFOXNewsafter becoming the latest executive at the sleaze-ridden network to be caught up in a sexual harassment scandal! The network secretly has shelled out “six figures” to settle accusations the 67-year-old The O’Reilly Factor host hit on blond beauty Juliet Huddy during regular appearances on his show. Huddy, 47, claimed she was booted from her highly-rated prime-time slot and demoted to a 4:30 a.m. local news show “in retaliation for rebuffing Mr. O’Reilly’s advances.” TV insiders say she wrote a six-page letter threatening to haul the sanctimonious pundit and his bosses into court and air “lurid details” about his behavior when he invited her to lunch in 2011. After the meal, he drove her to his home, where he showed her every room, including his…

THE MILLIONS of Americans who suffer from gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD) — commonly known as acid reflux — are taking medicine that could actually be making them sick! A new study reports a notable rise in food-poisoning cases among patients taking proton pump inhibitors to treat GERD symptoms. It found the group was also more vulnerable to illness caused by a common strain of deadly E. coli! While proton pump inhibitors reduce stomach acid, research suggests they may alter gut bacteria and create a cozy habitat for campylobacter — the bug most responsible for food poisoning! While proton pump inhibitors reduce stomach acid, research suggests they may alter gut bacteria and create a cozy habitat for campylobacter — the bug most responsible for food poisoning! and Prevacid for relief. “When…

JANE Fonda has kicked her ailing 74-year-old lover, record producer Richard Perry, to the curb as he continues a tragic battle against rampaging Parkinson’s disease. Perry has been given the heave-ho from the $8 million home he shared with Jane. The two have lived together since 2009, when she moved in with him after undergoing knee surgery. Jane has said that during their relationship, Perry was “much more of a caregiver” than she was, and that she didn’t see herself “as an especially nurturing type.” She warned Richard two years ago she would leave him if he didn’t look more “seriously” into “options” to treat his Parkinson’s. “She did say something to that effect,” Richard tells GLOBE in an exclusive interview. But he insists his health problems aren’t the reason…

CLUELESS Conan O’Brien’s career is crashing — again! — as TBS considers cutting his failing show’s schedule from four days a week to one! Ratings have been steadily sinking for Conan, going from 1.4 million viewers to a paltry 609,000. This isn’t the first time the talk-show veteran has stumbled, dishes a media insider. “Under Conan, The Tonight Show’s numbers reached record lows,” says the tattler, recalling how Conan briefly helmed The Tonight Show before a big dust-up with NBC honcho Jeff Zucker. “It’s no surprise NBC wanted to bring Jay back! Zucker tried to slip Jay Leno back into his former time slot when ratings tumbled — and Conan, feeling insulted, read the writing on the wall and eventually headed to TBS. Since then his star has faded considerably.…

Y&R’S BURTON NEVER SAYS GOODBYE STEVE BURTON is making his final appearance as Dylan on The Young and the Restless, the show he joined in 2012 after a two-decade run as General Hospital’s Jason. The actor, who commuted from Nashville, Tenn., to Los Angeles to film the soap, says, “I’ve loved playing this character, so it was very difficult for me to even make the decision to [leave].” Though he has other irons in the fire, he doesn’t rule out a daytime comeback. “On [social media] everyone was like, ‘Oh you’re gone. You’re done,’ ” he chuckles. “I was like, ‘Guys. It’s not over.’ I don’t know what’s going to happen. They could say, ‘Hey, come back in three months and do this for a while.’ I don’t know. Of…

FOR five glorious seasons starting in 1970, JACK KLUGMAN and TONY RANDALL were TV’s most lovably toxic pair. This smoky 1973 promo shot from The Odd Couple captures the comic chemistry between Jack, as sloppy sportswriter Oscar Madison, and Tony, as his roommate, prissy neatnik Felix Unger. The duo actually improved on the performances of WALTER MATTHAU and ART CARNEY, who first played the mismatched roomies in NEIL SIMON’s 1965 play, and they outshone Matthau and JACK LEMMON’s work in the 1968 movie version. A 1982 sitcom, The New Odd Couple, tried to rekindle the show, and Simon even tried an all-female stage version. But no reboot — not even the recently canceled series starring THOMAS LENNON and MATTHEW PERRY — could match the fun and friction of Tony and…