âTHERE WASNâT ANYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT US,â SAYS THE COLLECTIVE narrator of the title story in Matthew Bakerâs Why Visit America. âWe were just an average town. Porch swings, wading pools, split-rail fences, pumpjacks bobbing for oil on the horizon.â ¶ Thatâs Plainfield, a fictional small town in Real County, Texas. You could see it as a thinly veiled version of Leakey, the actual county seat of Real County, except for one thing: Plainfieldians donât bleed red, white, and blue. âWe were fed up with our country ⊠We were anti-government, we were anti-corporate, but mostly we were normal people who couldnât afford to buy an election and had come to understand that our votes didnât mean shit.â
So residents decide to secede from the United States and declare their townâŠ
