Lauren Keller
New Windsor, Maryland
A GLANCE IN ANY DIRECTION from my rooftop yields: house, house, house, house. Raise your head a little, extend your view a bit farther, and you’ll see land. There may be corn here, cows there, but all around are farms. New Windsor, Maryland, makes up a small portion of Carroll County, a chunk of land extending down from the Mason-Dixon that no one seems to have heard of. Apparently acres upon acres of crop and pastures do not bring in very many tourists.
Of course, occasionally, a fellow Marylander will know of the county, but only in terms of pejorative generalizations. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been the butt of a hick joke, my friends spouting lines like, “She can’t read; she’s…