Globe March 22, 2021

BABY BLUES Pregnant HILARY DUFF has fans all shook up as she ditches her blond locks for a new sky-blue hue WHATTA BUTTHEAD! America’s Got Talent meanie SIMON COWELL yanks down his face mask for a cig fix REALITY BITES Bravo beauty KYLE RICHARDS is sporting some jaw-droppingly ugly lines on her face WHAT A WAIST! It’s no secret — rotund MICKEY ROURKE’s blubbery belly shows the oncehandsome hunk has gone to pot SQUAT’S UP? ANYA TAYLOR-JOY, who plays a boozy chess prodigy in The Queen’s Gambit, can’t seem to curb her smoking habit ONE OF THOSE DAZE Glassy-eyed AL PACINO looks lost as the wildhaired Scarface star steps out in Beverly Hills…

TRAIN wreck Charlie Sheen has finally confessed he regrets the drug-fueled, party-and-porn star binge that got him fired from his hit sitcom Two and a Half Men, when he was the highest-paid actor on TV, raking in more than $40 million a year! On the eve of the tenth anniversary of the outrageous spree where the stoned star claimed he was “winning,” had “tiger’s blood” in his veins and “Adonis DNA,” and was shacking up with two porn “goddesses,” the now 55-year-old admits: “I was getting loaded and my brain wasn’t working right.” He also recalls rebuffing former CBS kingpin Les Moonves, who tried to save him by showing up at his house, saying: “OK, the Warner jet is fueled up on the runway. “Wheels up in an hour and going…

JFK’S handsome grandson Jack Schlossberg has been secretly crushing on Kendall Jenner and his pals are urging the shy lug to make a move on the hottie, sources claim. The 28-year-old Harvard grad and son of Caroline Kennedy and Ed Schlossberg was so smitten with the 25-year-old Kardashian kin, he went up to her half sis Kim at an event two years ago and asked her to “hook him up.” Kim said she’d love to, but Kendall was then dating NBA player Ben Simmons. “Kim loved the idea and gave Jack her number,” says the source. “She said you never know what will happen in the future. “But no sooner did Kendall split with Simmons, then Jack heard she’d moved on with another NBA player, Devin Booker.” Now his pals…

MADONNA’S desperate limelight-grabbing antics — racy and weird social media posts like she’s still a twentysomething vamp — has her embarrassed kids pleading with their diva mom to knock it off, sources say. The Material Girl’s daughter Lourdes Leon, 24, and son Rocco Ritchie, 20, are fed up with the 62-year-old singer’s bizarre publicity stunts like her latest Instagram dump, where she greeted fans with a deep voice, overdone makeup and Marilyn Monroe act, droning: “Hi everybody out there, it’s been a while since I directly made contact with my friends and followers, taken the time to care about the way I look and stuff. “In fact, I really haven’t done that. My hair’s a mess. I think I may have put on too much pink eyeshadow.” An insider notes…

JUDI DENCH is going blind, but she’s still acting thanks to friends who read to her so she can memorize scripts. The film icon, 86, suffers from incurable, age-related macular degeneration that is destroying her vision. “I’ve had to find another way of learning lines, which is having great friends of mine repeat them to me over and over,” she confesses. “I just hope people won’t notice too much if all the lines are completely hopeless!”…

SILENCE of the Lambs star Anthony Hopkins refuses to discuss being estranged from his only child, actress Abigail Hopkins, calling the subject “taboo.” “I want no word on that,” snaps the 83-year-old Oscar winner. Abigail, 52, was born during Hopkins’ first marriage to actress Petronella Barker. They divorced when she was a small child. “The past is sealed,” adds Hopkins. “I have regrets. You can’t undo things. You have to get on with life.”…