Globe January 23, 2017

BOSOM BUDDIES DANNY DEVITO aims high, getting a handful of stunner KAITLIN OLSON on the red carpet! SHOPPING FOR SHREK? CAMERON DIAZ channels her inner ogre, clutching a broccoli bouquet fit for Princess Fiona! WALKING DEAD PAUL MCCARTNEY stumbles from the surf, looking like the Beatle from the Black Lagoon! CRACKING UP Beach bum FERGIE shoots for the moon as she lets it all hang out in Hawaii! LOAFING AROUND In her homeless-chic threads, MILA KUNIS stocks up for winter as she bums around Malibu IT’S ALL IN THE WRIST TV host LARRY KING isn’t looking too spry as the 83-year-old ambles through Beverly Hills…

DONALD Trump is getting the last laugh on Hollywood celebrities who are begging to perform at his inauguration! “I want the PEOPLE!” the billionaire businessman declared via social media before being sworn in as America’s 45th president. Trump insiders say Bruce Springsteen, the Dixie Chicks, Billy Joel, the Beach Boys and country stud Blake Shelton and his galpal Gwen Stefani offered to perform — but got the cold shoulder! Even Saturday Night Live honcho Lorne Michaels, whose show regularly skewers Trump, asked for invites to several inaugural galas, but has been told to take a walk! “Some of these people were openly critical of Donald during the campaign. So there’s no way they’d be welcome,” one insider says. “Others waited too long to show their support for Donald, or turned…

TWICE-DIVORCED Basic Instinct vixen Sharon Stone is taking a stab at love again by plunging into a trial marriage with a real life Jerry Maguire — sports agent Lonnie Cooper! The 58-year-old screen siren and Lonnie, 62, who reps NBA coaches like the L.A. Clippers’ Doc Rivers, are shacking up and were recently spotted looking very family-like, strolling down a Beverly Hills street late last month with his young daughter, Isabella. “Sharon was wearing leather pants — and so was Lonny’s girl. They looked like the picture-perfect family,” says a source. “They’re very much in love. They don’t want to rush into marriage — but they’re living as a family to try it on for size.” The outing followed her sizzling love-in with Lonnie on sunny St. Bart’s where Sharon…

CROOKED Hillary Clinton is terrified she’ll perish alone and in disgrace in a shabby prison cell after her backstabbing hubby Bill spills her criminal secrets to a special grand jury probing her shameless corruption! Already 69 and suffering from killer medical ailments, even a 10-year stretch would be a death sentence — and the Election Day loser knows it, political insiders reveal. Now she’s hitting the bottle even harder, trying to numb her fears over her grim fate behind bars, insiders say. “Hillary’s in deep trouble, and she knows there’s no way out for her!” a source tells GLOBE. “She has lost all hope. She used to like to knock back a drink or two, but now she’s guzzling booze like there’s no tomorrow — and maybe there isn’t…

PRINCE William and his wife Kate are in the hot seat — and their fitness to rule as king and queen is being called into question — after it was revealed their high-paid nanny has their two tots speaking Spanish better than English. Palace insiders say Prince Charles’ snobbish wife Camilla is on the warpath over the tots’ bilingual upbringing! “Camilla can’t stop talking about it,” says a palace spy. “She’s using it to keep Wills and Kate from inheriting the throne! “She says, ‘Prince George is the future king, and to have him jabbering in Spanish instead of his native tongue is an abomination.’ ” The spy says Camilla even uses British history to support her case. “She told me: ‘We sunk the Spanish Armada 500 years ago to…

HEARTSICK Dolly Parton is hiding a secret shame — her country kin are painful embarrassments caught up in disgraceful booze, drugs and sex scandals. But her fans know nothing about the skeletons in the family closet — because the 71-year-old country queen has shelled out chunks of her $500 million fortune to save redneck relatives and hush up any criminal antics, insiders say. “Dolly has tried her best to keep the truth about her family’s dark and criminal past a secret,” says an insider. “She doesn’t want them tainting her reputation she’s tried so hard to maintain. “She can’t afford to have it all tarnished by their bad behavior, so she’s virtually tried to cover up their existence.” Now, in an exclusive special report, GLOBE is ripping the lid off…