Globe January 16, 2017

DWEEB ALERT! Hair-raising JUDE LAW, who plays Sherlock Holmes’ sidekick Dr. Watson, is clueless in London! AWFUL TOOTH ABOUT JANE! Fang-tasticly gaunt JANE FONDA sports a stained smile — looking more like a rabid beaver than a Hollywood legend THIGHS THE LIMIT! Magic Mike actor MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY str-r-r-r-etches and does some stripper-worthy moves while working up a sweat in Brazil SCARY SKINNY Yikes! MARILU HENNER looks far too lean after a stint on Dancing with the Stars and a strict vegan diet turned her into a beanpole! HOGGING THE SPOTLIGHT Preggers TORI SPELLING snuggles her new pig in a blanket, Nutmeg, as she awaits the birth of her fifth child SEX BOMB TURNS DUD! With his sex symbol days — and wife — long gone, Welsh widower TOM JONES stares…

AMERICA’S Sweetheart Debbie Reynolds suffered the symptoms of a violent stroke while planning the details of her daughter Carrie Fisher’s funeral – and tragically died just hours later! Now friends are saying GLOBE’s beloved former advice columnist “died from a broken heart” and “couldn’t bear the thought of losing one of her children.” Debbie, 84, and frequently confined to a wheelchair, collapsed Dec. 28 at her son Todd’s Beverly Hills home. The Unsinkable Molly Brown and Singin’ in the Rain superstar was rushed by ambulance to nearby Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she died. A family source said the heartache caused by Carrie’s tragic passing was to blame for Debbie’s demise because she was “under so much stress” despite insisting she was fine. Another source in the family said Debbie had…

THE gut is gone on Rob “Meathead” Reiner! The All in the Family star has dropped 77 pounds in six months — thanks to drill sergeant spouse Michele’s diet demands! “Rob had ballooned to more than 300 pounds and was a CERTAIN fatal heart attack waiting to happen!” spills a source close to the 69-yearold actor-director. “Michele saved his life!” Desperate to turn her hubby’s health around, Michele Singer put the henpecked Hollywood legend on specialforces portions, sources say. “Michele was fed up with Rob stuffing himself like a buffalo,” dishes an insider. “She put him on STRICT boot camp diet! “Rob’s not allowed to eat desserts! He can’t even LOOK at meals bigger than his fist — and he’s only allowed red meat when SHE gives the order. “Michele’s…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! BELOVED Star Wars legend Carrie Fisher didn’t have to die! Friends are blaming the 60-year-old Hollywood superstar’s shocking end on a wild booze-and-drug binge that triggered a massive heart attack — and Carrie’s stubborn refusal to seek help after her tragic relapse! “Carrie was in denial — and it killed her,” a friend tells GLOBE. Sadly, the heartbreaking loss pushed her mother, Oscar-winning actress Debbie Reynolds, 84, to death’s door, too! Debbie collapsed while planning Carrie’s funeral and was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A., where she died just a day after her daughter. “No mother should ever have to plan their own daughter’s funeral,” GLOBE’s former advice columnist told a friend just hours before SHE passed. The end came for Carrie in the intensive care…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! FURIOUS over Hillary’s crushing election loss and aching to be free to chase other women, Bill Clinton is divorcing his wife and forcing her to accept a years-old secret pact to split their $127 million fortune! Amazingly, the brazen 70-year-old ex-president is using the threat that he’ll testify against Hillary, 69, before a secret grand jury investigating her emails if she tries to fight his $83 million slice of their assets. “Bill is eager to be away from frumpy Hillary,” says a source. “Frankly, at 289 pounds, she’s way too hefty for him — despite Monica Lewinsky. His taste runs to blondes with smoking-hot bodies. He’s been cheating on Hillary for years and wants to be free. “He’s already indicated he’ll testify against her — and cooperate…

QUEEN Elizabeth stopped her son Charles’ chilling palace coup by issuing a shocking deathbed decree naming Prince William as her official successor! Now Charles and his coconspirators are scrambling to regain power as their plot, code named Operation Orb, lies in ruins, palace officials say. But William is making moves of his own in a vicious real-life game of thrones that pits father against son! Newly named King-in-Waiting, William is pressing military prosecutors to speed up Charles’ trial for the 1997 murder of Princess Diana — and rallying other members of the royal family to his side. Charles and his scheming wife, Camilla, are spreading rumors “Her Majesty is suffering from an extreme form of age-related dementia and paranoia,” a member of Elizabeth’s royal court reveals. “They are determined to…