Globe April 3, 2023

TRUE COLORS Singer JONI MITCHELL may be as large as a big yellow taxi, but she’s still looking on the bright side! DOGGONE SPOILED! Funnylady MARGARET CHO doesn’t risk being put in the doghouse — she carries her pampered pup Lucia in NYC A REAL JAW-DROPPER Movie motormouth ADAM SANDLER is rendered speechless by a gem of a play at an L.A. Lakers game SOLE MAN Troublemaker SEAN STEWART — son of rocker Rod and ex-wife Alana — makes a barefoot trip to a Beverly Hills gas station WURST LOOK EVER! Frankfurter-gloved JAMIE LEE CURTIS is hotdogging it while plugging her Oscar-winning role in Everything Everywhere All at Once LARGER THAN LIFE Blubbery Backstreet Boy NICK CARTER reveals his ginormous gut while splashing around in Australia’s Sydney Harbor THE BEST…

AGING country boy Billy Ray Cyrus is being run ragged by his demanding young fiancée, Firerose, according to pals who suspect their whirlwind romance is doomed. The 61-year-old Achy Breaky Heart singer got engaged to the clingy 34-year-old songbird — whose real name is Rose Hodges — in August 2022, just four months after his wife, Tish, 55, filed for divorce following 28 years of marriage. “Billy Ray and Firerose moved really fast, and his friends are all whispering that it’s going to be over just as quickly,” tattles our tipster. “Firerose can be very sweet, but she’s also very demanding and needy." The blond singer-songwriter is only four years older than Billy Ray’s superstar daughter Miley, 30, and sources say the age gap is a real issue. “She’s half his…

STUBBORN Jane Fonda won’t take back ex-husband Ted Turner — even though the frail media mogul is begging the Hollywood beauty to return to his side as his mind slowly slips away from dementia, sources snitch. “Ted’s ability to recall moments in his life is fleeting. But he does say the happiest times were being married to Jane, when they were powerful and glamorous — and had the world eating out of their hands,” an insider blabs. Turner, 84, and the Coming Home Oscar winner, 85, called it quits in 2001 after ten years of marriage. Fonda accused the CNN founder of infidelity, and agnostic Turner bristled over his third wife becoming a devout Christian. Despite their differences, the pair remain friends — and neither remarried. But in 2018, Turner…

NOTORIOUS sex addict Tiger Woods is soured on love after ex-galpal Erica Herman turned on him and clobbered the golf great with a $30 million lawsuit for booting her out of his home and life, tipsters tattle. Sources snitch the 47-year-old bogeyman, whose playing is severely limited following a leg-crushing 2021 car crash, is “angry and upset” over Erica’s legal claim she was in an abusive relationship and is also entitled to live in his Florida mansion. In another suit, she seeks to void a nondisclosure agreement so she can blab about their six-year relationship, which began in 2017. “He can’t see a scenario where he can trust his heart again after this — it’s shattered and he’s disillusioned,” spills an insider. “There’s just no chance he’ll be looking for another…

QUEEN-SIZED songbird Miranda Lambert is under no pressure to be model-slim — because spies tattle her toyboy hubby, Brendan McLoughlin, likes his babe with meat on her bones! The 31-year-old former NYPD cop is still gaga over his 39-year-old country cutie after three years of marriage and doesn’t want her to change a thing, dishes an insider. “Curves are a huge turn-on for Brendan. He’s actually forbidden her to diet, in a joking way, but he means it too,” snitches a source. “He doesn’t like these skinny gals who are all obsessed with working out and eating raw veggies. “Brendan likes a real woman he can hold onto and he’s telling Miranda to stay the way she is — even though he has an amazing build.” Miranda, who’s admitted to…

FORMER Desperate Housewife Nicollette Sheridan claims Bravo network bigwigs are pressing her to join the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for the reality show’s 13th season! If that happens, insiders dish the curvy 59-year-old bombshell is sure to trigger some jealous clashes since now-single Nicollette was wed to departing housewife Lisa Rinna’s hubby, Harry Hamlin, for a year in the early ’90s and Denise Richards’ man, Aaron Phypers, from 2015 to 2018. The actress, who played Edie Britt on DH, got fans in a lather tweeting: “Knocking at my door. How desperate are y’all to have me? @BravoTV @Andy#RHOBH.” And excited fans are begging producer Andy Cohen to give her a job ASAP!…