Globe March 13, 2023

ALL QUACKED UP Goofy GOLDIE HAWN’s frightful duck face doesn’t fit the bill! BIG GREEN MACHINE Well-rounded singer CEELO GREEN is large and in charge in Miami FATASH High School Musical’s ASHLEY TISDALE gets a failing grade — for graduating to a double chin! BUGGING OUT Perky pop star HARRY STYLES flashes some of his 50-plus tattoos onstage in London LOST LOVE Busted 9-1-1 bombshell JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT needs a glam squad to revive her looks! HAND JIVE Expressive BRENDAN FRASER shows he’s also fluent in body language as The Whale’s lardy leading man spouts off in L.A. THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

KARDASHIAN momager Kris Jenner sparked engagement rumors by flashing a large diamond sparkler on THAT finger, but sources insist there’s no way she’ll ever wed boytoy beau Corey Gamble! The 67-year-old, who was married to O.J. Simpson Dream Team lawyer Robert Kardashian and Olympic sex-swapper Caitlyn Jenner, has no plans to tie the knot a third time, insists an insider. Kris “does not want to put anything on paper” regarding her relationship with the 42-year-old stud because she fears Corey could take her to the cleaners in a divorce, the source says. Now worth a cool $230 million, hot-to-trot Kris hooked up with the younger dude in 2015 and he’s become close to her family, according to spies, who say Jenner has made no secret of their sin-sational anytime, anywhere…

TROUBLED marrieds Warren Beatty and Annette Bening are going to be busy doing different things in the months ahead, and friends believe the break is the trial separation their struggling relationship needs. Sources tattle the couple’s three-decade union hit gridlock over Beatty’s sex abuse lawsuit by a woman who claimed the now 85-year-old Bugsy star groomed and raped her when she was a teenager during his womanizing heyday in the ’70s. “It’ll do their marriage a world of good to get out of each other’s hair for a while,” spills an insider. “It’s been rough going for both of them and a trial separation seems like the best thing.” Kristina Hirsch, now 63, clobbered the Bonnie and Clyde stud with a lawsuit in November claiming Beatty, then 35, “used his…

MARY POPPINS legend Julie Andrews has decided to jump on the dating go-round and find romance — at age 87! Sources dish the widowed songbird, whose golden voice narrates Netflix’s drama Bridgerton, wants a companion to share her twilight years. “Friends have been telling her it’s high time,” spills an insider. “Julie comes across as prim and proper, but she’s got a lot of life left in her and is ready for some sizzle. “Her wanting to date isn’t just about physical intimacy, but more to do with companionship. She’d like to have someone to go to dinner with, watch the sunset over a glass of wine and travel.” A great-grandma of three, Julie’s been alone since the death of her Pink Panther director hubby, Blake Edwards, in 2010. The insider says,…

ACCUSED killer Alec Baldwin beat a possible five-year stint behind bars by the skin of his teeth when the key charge against him in the fatal Rust movie shooting was dropped because of a blunder by prosecutors. Red-faced Santa Fe, N.M., prosecutors withdrew “gun enhancement” charges against Baldwin and the movie’s armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed after the star’s lawyers pointed out the new, tougher version of the law wasn’t in effect when 42-year-old cameragal Halyna Hutchins was killed. “The prosecutors committed a basic legal error by charging Mr. Baldwin under a version of the firearm-enhancement statute that did not exist on the date of the accident,” says Baldwin’s New York lawyer Luke Nikas. Hutchins was killed when Baldwin’s six-shooter — loaded with a live round and not a blank — fired…

RYAN SEACREST finally revealed he’s ditching his daytime gig on Live — and his “work wife” Kelly Ripa — but you read it here first! Weeks before Ryan, 48, announced he would be “transitioning” from the gabfest in the spring, tipsters told GLOBE the longtime American Idol emcee was eyeing the door because he was fed up with taking the back seat to the bossy blond chatterbox! “Ryan had it with being Kelly’s second banana,” a source shared. Insiders dish the media mogul, who joined the program in 2017 after charismatic Michael Strahan left for Good Morning America, could no longer deal with the picky diva’s micromanagement — and knew she was itching to replace him with her husband, Mark Consuelos! Sure enough, the show will be rebranded Live with…