Table of contents for March 11, 2019 in Globe

MEGHAN MARKLE married a prince and swans around the world in designer duds — but her mom, Doria Ragland, leads a secretive under-the-radar life in California! As GLOBE’s exclusive photos show, Doria, 62, hasn’t moved from her modest Los Angeles home since her daughter’s high-profile wedding last May. But the dreadlocked grandma-to-be is sporting a flashy new wardrobe and tooling around town in a shiny new SUV! Days before Meghan and Prince Harry tied the knot, Doria quit her job as a social worker at a low-income mental health clinic, reportedly to start her own counseling practice. “Everyone suspected Doria quit because Meghan is supporting her financially,” dishes an insider. Doria is also a yoga instructor and has built up a clientele of wealthy women thanks to Meghan’s marriage, adds…

MILD-MANNERED MILEY VANISHES! MILEY CYRUS is becoming a Wrecking Ball in her shiny new marriage to movie stud LIAM HEMSWORTH, blab sources. The pop princess appeared to have cleaned up her raunchy ways — that were “everything Liam didn’t like about her” — to lure him to the altar. Now, “she’s regressed to the vulgar sense of humor and tendency to overshare on social media,” tattles a blabbermouth. “It’s like she hid her wild ways to get that wedding ring — or she’s determined to show she’s not going to [be] some boring ‘old married woman’ stereotype. Liam warned her that he didn’t want to be with someone who cusses and uses her raunchy antics to get attention. She’s certainly going too far.” GLENN GOES TO THE DOGS Three-times divorced…

SNEAKY Lindsay Lohan tried to reunite her divorced mom and dad, Michael and Dina, by mimicking one of her old movies — The Parent Trap! In the 1998 remake, Lohan starred as separated twins who play matchmaker between their estranged parents. “My children and I went to dinner in New York City only to have a ‘party crasher,’ Dina, show up,” explains Michael. “Lindsay set it up, and when Dina walked in, Lindsay said, ‘Happy Parent Trap, Daddy!’”…

COUNTRY hunk Blake Shelton plunged into a steamy double life with a secret mistress during his marriage to Miranda Lambert — and friends are now warning his current flame, Gwen Stefani, to beware! Sources say the six-foot-five crooner bedded country cutie Cady Groves, 29, for nearly a year — just after he got hitched to Miranda in 2011. Cady has confessed she “never stopped loving” Blake and friends fear 49-year-old Gwen is also headed for heartache. “Blake and Gwen have been doing strong for three and a half years now, and he’s told his pals, ‘I’m so happy now, I better not mess this one up,’” a friend spills. “But his track record is far from good.” Shelton, 42, dumped first wife, schoolteacher Kaynette Gern, in 2006 after he fell…

COUGAR Pamela Anderson is walking down the aisle with her 18-years-younger lover, soccer jock Adil Rami, insiders tell GLOBE in a world exclusive. The 51-year-old blond bombshell, who found fame as a Playboy pinup and chesty C.J. Parker in Baywatch, is set to tie the knot with the 33-year-old French boytoy this summer, sources spill. The pair have been dating on and off for the past couple of years — with Pam squeezing in trysts with WikiLeaks weirdo Julian Assange. But now, she and Adil have hooked up again, and the two looked madly in love during a romantic walk in the South of France, say witnesses. “Pammy and Adil have talked marriage before, but this time she swears it’s the real deal and she’ll follow through with it!” tattles…

IN THE most amazing act of heroism ever, an Arkansas mom took a crossbow bolt to the face to save her son’s life! Gutsy Janet Partain, 34, says she’s “lucky to be alive” and shared stomach-turning photos of her gruesome injury. In one picture, the arrow is still protruding from her face as blood gushes from the gash. Later photos showed the fearless mom with her face stitched up after the shaft was removed. “My face is throbbing and I can’t shut one of my eyes,” Partain said less than 24 hours after doctors removed the arrow. The plucky parent claims she was shot after confronting Joseph Avellino about a theft. She met Avellino, 34, at his home near Wynne on Feb. 11 with her 14-year-old son and 15-year-old nephews.…

THOUSANDS of bottles of blood plasma processed in China are tainted with HIV, say health authorities, in the latest incidence of contaminated products being distributed by the nation’s cash-crazy industrial plants. More than 12,000 bottles of immunoglobulin sold by Shanghai Xinxing, China’s second-largest medical blood products company, were found to harbor the deadly virus that causes AIDS and have been recalled by the Shanghai Food and Drug Administration. While there are no reports of anyone contracting the disease from the plasma, hospitals are continuing to monitor patients. The disturbing news comes after blood pressure drugs created by two companies in China — and sold in America — were recently found to contain toxic cancer-causing impurities and the discovery of melamine in Chinese baby formula in 2008, which caused the death…

BOXING champ Mike Tyson wanted to jump into a cage and slug it out with a giant gorilla to show off for future wife Robin Givens, who’d divorce him in ’89. Then a 20-year-old known as “the baddest man on the planet,” Tyson was touring a Big Apple zoo with the actress. When he saw a silverback bullying his cagemates, “I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let [me] smash that silverback’s snotbox!” Luckily, the man “declined.” While Tyson was five-foot-ten and 220 pounds, silverbacks can top six feet and 550 pounds. The animals can lift 1,800 pounds and rip a human’s arms right off!…

ROLY-POLY This Is Us star Chrissy Metz is gobbling junk food like there’s no tomorrow — and pals fear she’s killing her health with a knife and fork! “She’s addicted to food, and if she doesn’t get help soon, she could compromise her health,” buzzes an insider. “She’s pigging out on potato chips, cheese burgers and fries, which are loaded with fat and sodium. “She’ll grab two sandwiches from the deli and extra chips, too.” The 38-year-old’s hunger is so out of control, she’s running “out at night to hit the drive-thru” at fast food joints. “She’s just hungry all the time,” the insider dishes. The five-foot-five actress, who once weighed 399 pounds, is now “tipping the scales at 300 pounds” after shedding a quarter of her weight, says the…

A FAKE Florida doctor used a bizarre beeping contraption to diagnose people with deadly diseases — and offered to cure his victims for thousands of dollars by shooting them up with their own blood, say cops. Onelio Hipolit-Gonzalez, 73, was arrested last month after an undercover officer booked an appointment with the self proclaimed medic, who allegedly requested $160 to see the poser patient at a residential home, not an office. Investigators say the con artist had been advertising his cure-all services on a Spanish-language website under the alias Dr. Onelio Hipolit, featuring a profile photo of himself in a white lab coat. According to officials, “Hipolit-Gonzalez checked the patient’s blood pressure and pulse, and then placed a band around the patient’s head and had him hold a metal rod…

FORMER Anger Management beauty Selma Blair’s life has turned into a torturous living hell with a sudden flare-up of multiple sclerosis forcing her to walk with a cane, slur her speech and stay awake all night, insiders say. Despite the torment, the courageous 46-year-old has continued to work and will appear in all ten episodes of Netflix’s upcoming sci-fi drama, Another Life. Diagnosed in October with the disease that ravages the nervous system and causes fatigue, loss of balance and dizziness, the single mom of son Arthur, 7, admits it’s “challenging to walk” and she’s in a state of “uncontrollable anxiety at times.” “My brain is on fire. I am freezing,” Selma says, adding that she “can’t sleep at night,” but nods off during the day. “My cane is also…

OVERWEIGHT senior citizens can shed fat and build muscle mass by adopting a high-protein, low-calorie diet — without putting themselves in danger of disabling according to a new study. A trial led by Wake Forest University researcher Kristen Beavers found the eating plan shows promise as a healthy way for those aged 65 and older to slim down. “Doctors hesitate to recommend weight loss for fear losing muscle and bone could cause mobility issues or increase the risk of injury,” says Beavers. The trial’s participants who meals, plus adequate calcium focused on lean protein-rich and vitamin D, each lost about 18 pounds — a shocking 87 percent of which was fat — compared to a control group, which ate an average diet and dropped a measly eight ounces apiece! And…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 All is not as it seems Monday, when Mercury retrograde and Venus clash, Ram. Read the fine print on paperwork and be careful shopping. You could easily be charged twice! Later in the week, a sudden urge to tackle neglected home chores gets you working hard. But relax Sunday, when romance beckons! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Last year’s idea is paying off, Twin, and you’re healthier/slimmer/richer — whatever you wanted to be! But now you’re sinking into the doldrums and need a boost. The cosmos delivers a reason to keep going! Look for romance with a smiling stranger Thursday. Saturday brings bargains on household goods. LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 The calendar is key while Mercury is retrograde, Lion. Use it…

WITH booze-troubled baby daddy Ben Affleck on the road to recovery, Jennifer Garner is finally ready to rebuild her life—by becoming burger chain honcho John Miller’s wife! Sources reveal 46-year-old Jennifer said “yes” when John, 40, CEO of the company behind CaliBurger eateries, popped the question! “When he proposed, she was so happy,” an insider tells GLOBE. “He just blurted it out over breakfast one day: ‘Will you marry me?’ “When she said ‘yes,’ there was no hesitation.” Sources say Jen wanted to be sure Ben, who recently finished a stint in rehab, was a few months sober before she got serious with the handsome businessman. “John is everything she always wanted in a partner — he’s stable, confident and cute to boot!” says the insider. The lovebirds are so…

BOMBSHELL Brigitte Bardot says ditching showbiz saved her life! The French screen siren shot to fame with a string of hits — including 1956’s And God Created Woman — but quit acting in 1973 while her 20-plus-year career was still going strong. “When I said goodbye to this job, to this life of opulence and glitter, images and adoration, the quest to be desired, I was saving my life,” says the fame-weary former pinup. The 84-year-old animal rights activist now says she feels “hunted” by fans who want “to embrace me, touch me,” but admits: “In the beginning, I enjoyed having people talking about me, but very quickly, it suffocated and destroyed me.” Bardot adds, “It is only with animals, with nature, that I found peace.”…

Singer BECK and actress-wife MARISSA RIBISI are splitting after 14 years. Sad kids are son Cosimo, 14, and daughter Tuesday, 11. The Wanted crooner TOM PARKER’s gonna be a daddy. His missus, KELSEY HARDWICK, is preggers! Mötley Crüe drummer TOMMY LEE, 56, made an honest woman out of social media dish BRITTANY FURLAN, 32, making her wife No. 4. I Kissed a Girl babe KATY PERRY’s ready to walk the plank with Caribbean Pirate ORLANDO BLOOM. She was thrilled when he slipped a ruby engagement ring onto her digit. Buffy the Vampire Slayer alum ELIZA DUSHKU, 38, reveals hubby PETER PALANDJIAN has knocked her up. She just got $9.5 million from a sex-harassment ruckus with Bull star MICHAEL WEATHERLY. JACKIE KENNEDY ONASSIS’ less famous but just as pampered sis, LEE…

NINE months of grueling workouts helped Brie Larson prepare for the title role in Captain Marvel. Her debut as the intergalactic dogooder arrives in theaters March 8, but she’ll also play the alien powerhouse in the upcoming Avengers: Endgame. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 29-year-old Oscarwinning Room actress. 1 Her father is of French Canadian ancestry — and the Sacramento-born star says French was her first language. 2 As a kid, she wrote and directed her own home movies, which she filmed in her family’s garage with her cousins. 3 Brie’s real surname is Desaulniers, but she decided not to use it as her professional moniker because people struggled to pronounce it properly. 4 Her stage name came in part from the American Girl doll Kirsten…

KELSEY GRAMMER is dreaming up a revival of his hit show Frasier — but swears it’d be a “different story.” The Cheers spinoff, which ran from 1993 to 2004, featured Grammer as snooty Seattle shrink Frasier Crane. But Kelsey, who has been working with writers, says a potential reboot — with the “same group of characters” — could kick off in Chicago, where the doc was headed in the final episode, and would deal with last year’s death of John Mahoney, who played dad Martin Crane.…

COUNTRY hussy Miranda Lambert’s quickie marriage to a New York cop was a desperate shot at beating ex-hubby Blake Shelton to the altar, insiders say! Pals tell GLOBE after her busted marriage and two fizzled romances, Miranda “got tired of the dating merry-go-round” and wed Brendan McLoughlin just weeks after they met! “Miranda began seeing Brendan late in the fall — three days before he had a baby with another gal — and she told her girlfriends, ‘To hell with it, I’m ready to throw caution to the wind,’” dishes a pal of the blond spitfire. “She sees Blake and Gwen Stefani so happy together and it’s eaten at her. Miranda wasn’t going to see them tie the knot before she did.” After splitting from Blake in 2015, Miranda dated…

A NIGHTMARE infection is turning North America’s moose, elk and deer populations into zombies, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports. The incurable virus has been discovered in 24 states and two Canadian provinces. Scientists fear it could be passed to humans who eat tainted meat. DAVE ASSMAN, 47, can’t get a vanity license plate — because bureaucrats in Saskatchewan, Canada, say his name is “offensive slang!” But Dave, who pronounces his last name Ossman, isn’t taking the rejection sitting down. He vows to keep applying until officials crack! BEES can do basic math, including addition and subtraction, according to a newly published study! Researchers say the insects are way smarter than we think and understand abstract concepts that are essential to solving number problems! GROUND squirrels have…